Tag Archives: Harry Morton
Shanna Moakler Fights Like a Recluse: Under Cover of MySpace
We've never really paid much attention to Shanna Moakler. That would kind of be like following the career of the girl who won the Hawaiian Tropic contest you saw when you were on spring break junior year. And while we do occasionally see Miss Hawaiian Tropic during our important business meetings with important men with [...]
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Also tagged celebrity catfights, Lindsay Lohan, MySpace, Paris Hilton, Shanna Moakler, the internets
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CNW Junk Drawer: Nearly "Stripped" of Her Crown
ï Heather Graham's swan song of succulent sexiness. Take a look, then tip out your King Cobra on the curb.
ï Lara Flynn Boyle decorated her razory clavicles with flowers, tied some white ribbons around her prominent ulnae, rubbed some pink gloss on her colossal plastic lips, and got herself married. Mazel tov!
ï [...]
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Also tagged Adam Brody, booze, celeb engagements/weddings, celebrity hookups, celebrity nudity, celebrity pregnancies, Christian Slater, Donald Trump, Heather Graham, Katie Holmes, Kimberly Stewart, Lara Flynn Boyle, Lindsay Lohan, Martha Stewart, Nicollette Sheridan, Pauly Shore, Sharon Stone, Sienna Miller, Sir Anthony Hopkins, Tara Connor, Victoria Silvstedt
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Harry Morton Hates Publicity, But Will Use It to Extricate Self from Lohan
Despite denials from Lindsay Lohan's camp, Harry Morton has admitted that they are officially finished as a couple. Oh, sure, Harry, nab the most famous young lady in America, get tons of publicity for your Pink Taco restaurant chain after you toss all of her panties in the incinerator, thereby forcing her to flash her [...]
Lindsay: Caught Between Her Harry and Nachos
Did Lindsay Lohan and Harry Morton really break up? Was Linds really seen making out with our long lost favorite, Stamos Nachos? If someone took a picture of one of Lindsay's turds would we post it and call it newsworthy? And the answers are: maybe maybe not, possibly, and most definitely yes.
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Also tagged celebrity breakups, celebrity hookups, Lindsay Lohan, paparazzi, Stavros Niarchos
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CNW Junk Drawer: "This Needs Love Too"
ï Janet Jackson says that her sex life was great when she was fat, and that her Ewok lover Jermaine Dupri would "grab me, pull me around the stomach, look me in the eyes and say, 'This needs love too!'" And then he'd gently insert his penis into her stomach folds.
ï Britney Spears [...]
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Also tagged Aaron Carter, Asia Argento, Britney Spears, celeb engagements/weddings, celebs in bikinis, Janet Jackson, Kelly Brook, Lindsay Lohan, Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, plastic surgery rumors, Steve-O
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The Lindsay Lohan Lightning Round
Lindsay Lohan is one busy beaver lately, and we're not just talking about all that gash she's been flashing. Today must be official Lindsay saturation day, as she's coming at us from all sides. She's secretly married! No, she and Harry are broken up! She finally wears panties! But she forgets her pants! And Jane [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: Ain't No Hollaback Doll
ï "Eva Longoria Loves Facials". Yep, that sounds about right.
ï My Gwen Stefani doll can beat up your Peaches N' Cream Barbie.
ï Still no word on whether or not Lohan is engaged to Harry "Pink Taco" Morton, but she's sporting an '80s-style pear-cut diamond that Alexis Carrington herself would find distasteful.
ï [...]
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Also tagged Brittany Murphy, celeb engagements/weddings, celebrity breakups, celebrity nudity, Eva Longoria, Eva Mendes, Gwen Stefani, headlines, Kate Bosworth, Kate Moss, Kelly Clarkson, Lindsay Lohan, magazines, Orlando Bloom
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Morton Lends Lohan a Hand
The shimmering, carefree days of summer have drawn to a close, the three-day weekend has reached its end, we all have profound hangovers and the Crocodile Hunter is dead. Just when we thought things couldn't sink any lower or get any bleaker, along comes stupid Harry Morton and his stupid shiny teeth and his stupid [...]
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Lohan to Become Morton's Lawfully Wedded Waif?
Rumor has it that Hard Rock Cafe/Pink Taco crown prince Harry Morton recently visited Cartier to purchase an engagement ring for his oft-intoxicated inamorata, Lindsay Lohan.
Forgoing getting down on one knee and placing the ring on her trembling, outstretched finger, or the ever popular "surprising your best gal with a ring in a champagne [...]