The worst thing about the internet is that anything and everything is up for grabs. How can that be, when I limit my public conversations to about once every couple of years? Any kind of rubbish goes on the internet and it can have a fucking life of its own.

Did you hear that, internet users? Harrison Ford just clearly said, "The worst thing about the public fucking of rubbish is that it grabs for anything and everything in my life." So either Indiana Jones has admitted that he loves to stick his dick into large piles of wet, stinky garbage, or he's just called Calista Flockhart trash. Either way.

Garbage humper Harry is at MaleStars.com.

“I was just trying not to get bruised. I wouldn’t want to tumble with Harrison Ford in real life. He’s a tough son of a bitch. I threw that man through a window seven times and he landed on his head, got up, rebuilt the window with the crew and then got thrown through it again. I hit that man in the stomach and he said, ‘Could you just land it a bit harder so I could feel it?’ So I landed it a bit harder and he wanted a bit more so he could react to it. Finally, I just wound one up and let loose on him and he said, ‘That’s it!’ It was the most humiliating day of my life.”

But at the end of the day, when all the novelty prop windows are rebuilt and put into place, when all the main players have taped up their wounds, and the film is in the cannister and the publicists are nestled all snug in their beds, Harrison Ford goes home to this:

while Paul Bettany goes home to this:

Advantage: Bettany.

P.S. Thong

If you’ve got a Jones for Indiana, see Ford at MaleStars.com.
Or check out Calista Flockhart at MrSkin.com.
Or how ’bout some NAKED Jennifer Connelly?

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