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Don't Get Him Started on Cell Phones

By Agent E. | Published March 31, 2006

Old fogey Harrison Ford says: You darn kids better get off those computers and stop making up rumors about me and my duck-billed girlfriend, or I'll find you and beat you with my cane. And get off my lawn!

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Ford Vs. Bettany: Age Over Beauty

By Inspector S. (CNW Admin) | Published January 31, 2006

Our dad can beat up your dad, and our Harrison Ford can beat up your Paul Bettany.

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CNW Junk Drawer: Boobies, Babies, Bloggies

By Inspector S. (CNW Admin) | Published January 4, 2006

ï Harrison Ford is old. In case you hadn't noticed.
ï Keifer Sutherland: "I hate that ****ing Christmas tree. The tree HAS to come down. I'm smashing it – can I pay for it?"
ï Brooke Shields her nipple from view. Just kidding, she totally doesn't.
ï Stars shitmouth one another, so we don't [...]

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CNW Junk Drawer: R.I.P. Lurlene Crystal-Jo Federline

By Inspector S. (CNW Admin) | Published August 4, 2005

ï Harrison Ford refuses to admit it's not 1987 and continues to wear "rebellious" earring. Ooooh, you bad!
ï Nicole Kidman hates her tall, willowy model figure and wants to be short n' dumpy like you and me.
ï Britney, inspired by a recent movie, wants to name her baby "Charlie". Well, we suppose [...]

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