CelebNewsWire» Hans Klok Archives – CelebNewsWire http://www.celebnewswire.com Latest Celebrity News & Gossip Fri, 20 Nov 2009 18:07:56 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.5 en hourly 1 Pamela Anderson: This Beard for Hire http://www.celebnewswire.com/archives/pamela_anderson_hans_klok_hookup.html http://www.celebnewswire.com/archives/pamela_anderson_hans_klok_hookup.html#comments Tue, 07 Aug 2007 17:27:01 +0000 Inspector S. (CNW Admin) http://www.celebnewswire.com/?p=16776 pam_anderson_hans_klok.jpgIf you often find yourself missing the '90s, yearning for days filled with the curious, beardulous love between Claudia Schiffer and David Copperfield, you're in luck, friend! A new dim blonde chippie and terra cotta-hued magican have stepped forward to claim their vacated throne of sexually ambiguous but magical love. Pamela Anderson has confirmed that she's involved with Hans Klok:

The Baywatch star, whose divorce from second husband Kid Rock was finalized earlier this year (07), is currently performing as Dutchman Klokís assistant in his Planet Hollywood Hotel & Casino show, The Beauty Of Magic.

When asked by U.S. TV chat show host Craig Ferguson if sheís dating Klok, Anderson replied, ìThereís a lot of love backstage. Itís very physical, itís very loving.î

By "physical" she means that they apply Clarins bronzing creme to each others' hard-to-reach areas, and by "loving" she means that they both adore a good musical. Seriously, look at that dude. It would be more believable if she said she was having sexual congress with Siegfried and/or Roy.

Pam's mams! Make them appear at MrSkin.com.

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