Tag Archives: Halloween costumes
That Paris, Always Thinking Outside the Box
Really, Paris? A sexy cop? Is that the best you can do? What, was sexy nurse already taken? We're just going to assume that this is your way of saying to the world that you've given up, that tomorrow you will completely give up on putting together outfits that require one nanosecond of clear [...]
CNW Halloween Costume Ideas #2
Part of an ongoing, helpful series in which we lend a friendly helping hand and brainstorm Halloween costume ideas, so you don't have to!
Step 1: Wax or shave chest. Women may skip ahead to Step 3.
Step 2: Apply bronzer liberally all over entire body.
Step 3: Pillage local thrift shop or wacky uncle's closet. Procure [...]
CNW Halloween Costume Ideas #1
All Hallow's Eve is upon us, and like many Americans, you are most likely asking yourself, "Whatever shall I be?" We at CNW would like to spare everyone another year of wading through a sea of thousands of Ali Gs, ghosts, and sexy kitty cats and offer our readers step-by-step instructions on how to whip [...]
Halloween Costumes of the Rich and Trampy
We're the kind of people who leave our Christmas lights and animatronic waving Santa out until April. The type who likes to have Turkey leftovers until Dec. 17th. And the type of people who thumb our nose at The Man and plant trees allll fuckin' year, man, not just Arbor Day. So we'd like you [...]
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