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Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Halloween Costume Is Way Better Than Sexy Freddy Krueger

Agent E. — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 17:06:00 +0000

We have nothing particularly witty or clever to say about this picture of Jennifer Love Hewitt donning a classic Playboy Bunny costume for Halloween. We just wanted to post it cause it’s pretty sexy. Girl looks good. And it’s further proof that you, like us, should be on JLoHew’s side. Sure, she’s dorking that Jaime Kennedy guy, but you’re missing the point here: she STILL has huge knockers. And we don’t know about you, but we’re not one to knock girls with huge knockers. Unless we’re talking about knocking them against our head. Because that’s fun.

Sexy Tigger Meets Coco T in Her Sunday Best

Agent E. — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 16:30:34 +0000

Can someone please explain this picture to us? We’d really appreciate some clarification. K? Thanks.

Megan Fox Wants to Teach Pre-Tweens to Work It

Agent E. — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 17:02:41 +0000

America has come a long way since the days when little girls were asked whether they were going to be a nurse or a school teacher when they grew up. Now girls can become anything. Fun things like investment bankers, financial planners, or Secretary of State. And if Megan Fox has her way, little girls won’t have to grow up to realize their dreams; they’ll be able to start right now! As long as those dreams include wearing push-up bras and always giving the camera your best O face. For Megan Fox wants girls of all ages to celebrate their sexuality! Yay! She said:

I just really want it at some point to be OK for women and young girls to be sexy because I think that’s a power, a gift that we were given by God or the universe or whatever. I think I’m a different kind of role model for young girls. But maybe not the kind America is comfortable with.

We’re sure that these words made sense when they rattled around in Megan’s big ol’ brain (we imagine it sparsely decorated like a mid-century modern showpiece home), but when we read them, all we could think of was this:

Yes, that is Miley Cyrus’s 9-year-old sister, Noah. And that’s supposedly some sort of Halloween costume, though we have no clue what she’s supposed to represent. The stripper who inspired all of Miley’s Teen Choice Awards moves?

A Halloween Dichotomy: The Scary vs. the Slutty

Agent E. — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 17:18:37 +0000

There are two basic ways to approach Halloween. One, you want to scare people, or at least impress people with how elaborate/creative/over-the-top your costume is. These are the Roseanne and Dan Conner types, who answer the door holding their own bloody severed head. Or two, you want to give men boners. There are the Paris Hilton/every bimbo in Hollywood/Wet Seal shopper types who stuff themselves into some get-up from Frederick's of Hollywood, slap on some kitten ears, and call it a costume. We see a lot more of the latter category in the celeb-watching blogosphere. Every year we see sexy firefighter, sexy police officer, sexy bumblebee, sexy librarian, we even once saw a sexy chihuahua. But there is one glaring exception to this sexy trend: supermodel Heidi Klum. It makes sense that someone who gets paid to look incredibly hot day after day would jump at the chance to ugly it up once a year. A sort of nice reverse dress up. This year Heidi added a few extra arms to portray the Indian goddess Kali. And while we wholly appreciate Heidi embracing Halloween's campier side, sometimes we just want to see boobies. So, after the cut, get a peek at Keeley Hazell's Halloween costume. And here's a secret: It doesn't include a shirt!

Way to put the wiener in Halloween, Keeley!

Find more pics of both Heidi and Keeley at Yeeeah!

Find more nude Keeley Hazell at MrSkin.com.

Heidi Klum gives up some nip there too.

Kim Kardashian Visibly Juts as Wonder Woman

Inspector S. (CNW Admin) — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 16:43:16 +0000

Back in the day, Lynda Carter as Wonder Woman fought crime with her magic lasso, roping in miscreants and forcing them to tell the truth. These days, Kim Kardashian is a wondrous woman, fighting crime with her magic ass-o, rubbing it on miscreants and forcing them to have unwelcome boners. Which may not be as implicating as admitting one's misdeeds, but a powerful crimefighter all the same.

Things that go rump in the night:

See Kimbo's naked butt at MrSkin.com.

Paris Hilton Sued for Being Unoriginal, Whorish

Agent E. — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 17:55:54 +0000

For once we're going to do a story about extreme stupidity that involves Paris Hilton and Hilty isn't the one being a dumbass. We'd say that this backwardness would soon lead to stories about Paris Hilton not being a total skank, but we've already seen her myriad Halloween costumes, so that's not likely. Anyway, girl's gettin' sued. According to IMDB:

Paris Hilton is being sued by a woman who claims the blonde socialite 'stole' her look. The Simple Life star has been accused of causing "emotional distress" to fellow Californian, Nicolle O'Neill, who fancies herself as an inspiration to the party-loving heiress. In a bizarre personal injury complaint filed in Los Angeles Superior Court earlier this month, O'Neill alleges that she suffers psychologically because of Hilton and accuses the 26-year-old of ripping off her style, including fashion-related "patens" (sic) and "stiling" (sic) tips. Two pages of documents spell out specific charges against Hilton, including a claim that she stole O'Neill's idea to expose her underwear under her trousers. O'Neill also claims Paris swiped her idea to shop in vintage stores for retro dresses. Hilton has yet to issue a response to the allegations.

Poor Nicolle. Knowing that you're supposed to be the orange herpes farm with her hand on her hip and a wonk in her eye on the red carpet must be killing you. But, girl, if Paris deserves to be sued by anyone for flashing her beav cleav in public, it's us, the innocent gossip watchers who will never forget such a whorrific sight. Or maybe Sharon Stone.

Oh, and speaking of whorrific, here are a couple more Paris Halloween costumes for your perusal, because a world-class tramp can never limit herself to just one choice from the vast slutty _____ category.

Paris does more men before 8 AM than most people do all day. More pics of Army trollop Paris can be found at Yeeeah!

And Paris is always and forever without costume at MrSkin.com.

Britney Spears Forgoes Slutty Nurse Costume, Is Simply Slutty

Agent E. — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 17:45:47 +0000

Honey, it's not a costume if you just threw on some shit you already had in your closet. Better luck next time.

Halloween Hooker Wrap-Up: A Bunch of Tricks

Inspector S. (CNW Admin) — Mon, 29 Oct 2007 17:59:16 +0000

Paris went for the natural look for Halloween. I.e., she's in her natural state. I.e. coated in white seamen.

After the cut, eyeball more Paris and other celebrity "slutty _____" costumes!

The contacts are very reminiscent of Paris's night vision eyes from 1 Night in Paris, adding another angle to her already slightly salacious costume. Another angle:

Great, now the Cheshire Cat has genital herpes and the Mad Hatter has a wang rash. Now we know what Lewis Carroll was warning us about in Jabberwocky when he told us to beware "the frumious Bandersnatch".

2. Speaking of ho-ish Hiltons, here's sister Nicky en route to a party:

It took us a good long ten minutes of deep introspection and head-scratching to figure out that Nicky was not a slutty gas station attendant, but a slutty Girl Scout. Slutty Girl Scout? Capital idea. Almost as good as "slutty fetal alcohol syndrome baby" or "slutty Elle Fanning".

3. Finally, here's lovely young Avril Lavigne.

What the hell is this? Slutty Checkers waitress? Slutty Nascar fan? Slutty Nascar fan mixed with a slutty French maid? With a slutty Natalie Portman in Closer wig? And slutty . . . 1994 boots that Jane Lane from Daria would have worn? What?

More Paris ho-age is laid bare at MrSkin.com.

And Avril, too.

And yes, even Nicky.

Paris and Travis: Repeat Offenders Who Repeatedly Offend

Inspector S. (CNW Admin) — Mon, 06 Nov 2006 17:30:39 +0000

Here is a picture of Paris Hilton and Travis Barker mingling tongues on Halloween.

And here is a picture of a fellow partygoer's reaction.

This is a Travis-ty! Not really, though. It's pretty typical, we just wanted a chance to use that pun. It sure as hell looks like Paris and Necktoo 182 are keeping the fires burning, but Necktoo 182 is quick to point out that this is just his customary Paris Hilton greeting, saying:

ìParis and I have tongue kissed before. Itís not unusual for me to say hello to Paris and kiss her, but itís not like we are a couple or anything. When we see each other, we say hello. Thatís it.î

Oh, Travis, you funny, enlarged Adam's appled man. If you're trying to emulate John Travolta, you've got it slightly backwards. You're supposed to french men only! Men only.

Of COURSE Paris is naked at MrSkin.com. Duh.

CNW Junk Drawer: "Like Women Everywhere"

Inspector S. (CNW Admin) — Wed, 01 Nov 2006 17:36:24 +0000

ï Is Australian actress Abbie Cornish the real reason behind the Reese/Ryan breakup? That would mark the second time Ryan's fallen for a blonde with an incredibly silly last name. At least he's consistent.

ï Sumner Redstone says that he dropped Tom Cruise's contract because his wife, Paula, "like women everywhere, had come to hate him." Ouch, and hahahahaha.

ï Cindy Margolis is in Playboy. And her bod makes us hum Bob Seger's "Like a Rock".

ï The drummer for McFly (who?) has been bragging to anyone who'll listen that he has felt the gently licking flames of Lohan's firecrotch. Yeeeeah, that's like bragging that you ate food once, or that you sometimes blink.

ï Step aside, Brangelina! Take a hike, Bennifer! Let's all give a warm welcome to . . . Tophvanka Grump!

ï If there's anything U.S. Marines hate, it's being in the presence of a large-breasted, blonde, ultra-famous porn star.

ï Katie Holmes recently ran into Brooke Shields and stopped to chat. Afterwards, her ~~handler~~ best friend ever threw a burlap sack over her head, threw her in the back of a Brinks security van, drove her to a secluded location 4 miles beneath the earth's crust, and subjected her to 72 straight hours of deprogramming and delousing.

ï Heidi Klum: finally, a celebrity who ain't afraid to get a little scary for the sake of Halloween. Nicely done.

ï Patrick Dempsey's ex-wife, whom he married when he was 21 and she was the 48-year-old stepmother of his best friend, is alleging that he beat her during the filming of Can't Buy Me Love. Hey, these actors are tempestuous, artistic types and often have trouble bringing their work home with them at the end of the day. Can you really blame Dempsey for feeling violent when he spent day in and day out in character as a brutal, sexist killer with a hair-trigger temper. Wait, what? Can't Buy Me Love was about a mild-mannered nerd on a riding lawnmower? Oh.