Tag Archives: Halloween costumes
Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Halloween Costume Is Way Better Than Sexy Freddy Krueger
We have nothing particularly witty or clever to say about this picture of Jennifer Love Hewitt donning a classic Playboy Bunny costume for Halloween. We just wanted to post it cause it’s pretty sexy. Girl looks good. And it’s further proof that you, like us, should be on JLoHew’s side. Sure, she’s dorking that Jaime [...]
Sexy Tigger Meets Coco T in Her Sunday Best
Can someone please explain this picture to us? We’d really appreciate some clarification. K? Thanks.
Megan Fox Wants to Teach Pre-Tweens to Work It
America has come a long way since the days when little girls were asked whether they were going to be a nurse or a school teacher when they grew up. Now girls can become anything. Fun things like investment bankers, financial planners, or Secretary of State. And if Megan Fox has her way, little girls [...]
A Halloween Dichotomy: The Scary vs. the Slutty
There are two basic ways to approach Halloween. One, you want to scare people, or at least impress people with how elaborate/creative/over-the-top your costume is. These are the Roseanne and Dan Conner types, who answer the door holding their own bloody severed head. Or two, you want to give men boners. There are the Paris [...]
Kim Kardashian Visibly Juts as Wonder Woman
Back in the day, Lynda Carter as Wonder Woman fought crime with her magic lasso, roping in miscreants and forcing them to tell the truth. These days, Kim Kardashian is a wondrous woman, fighting crime with her magic ass-o, rubbing it on miscreants and forcing them to have unwelcome boners. Which may not be as [...]
Paris Hilton Sued for Being Unoriginal, Whorish
For once we're going to do a story about extreme stupidity that involves Paris Hilton and Hilty isn't the one being a dumbass. We'd say that this backwardness would soon lead to stories about Paris Hilton not being a total skank, but we've already seen her myriad Halloween costumes, so that's not likely. Anyway, girl's [...]
Britney Spears Forgoes Slutty Nurse Costume, Is Simply Slutty
Honey, it's not a costume if you just threw on some shit you already had in your closet. Better luck next time.
Halloween Hooker Wrap-Up: A Bunch of Tricks
Paris went for the natural look for Halloween. I.e., she's in her natural state. I.e. coated in white seamen.
After the cut, eyeball more Paris and other celebrity "slutty _____" costumes!
CNW Junk Drawer: "Like Women Everywhere"
ï Is Australian actress Abbie Cornish the real reason behind the Reese/Ryan breakup? That would mark the second time Ryan's fallen for a blonde with an incredibly silly last name. At least he's consistent.
ï Sumner Redstone says that he dropped Tom Cruise's contract because his wife, Paula, "like women everywhere, had come to [...]
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