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Halle Berry's B.A.P.s
So if it isn't enough that Halle Berry consistently tops every "Sexiest Prettiest Hottest Most Desirable and Attractive Comely Dame" poll and is widely assumed to be one of the most physically fortunate persons alive, she has to go and put on a shirt made of black spiderwebs or cheesecloth or something. Just to prove [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Leg-Spreading and Fetus-Getting
ï Cleava Mendes. (Drunken Stepfather)
ï "Dear Brad Renfro. We came over to fuck you but you were dead. Love, Tiffany and Amber." Rest in peace, Brad. (Fatback and Collards)
ï We want to "LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!!", honestly we do, but we just can't when she keeps flipping us her outer labes. (Taxi Driver)
ï [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: The Rigors of Touring
ï Jennifer Love Hewitt is the new Kardashian. Bla-DOW! (The Blemish)
ï Flash go the cameras, and out winks the Halle Berry cotton cheek-splitter. (Taxi Driver)
ï Brendan Fraser got his head replanted for the winter. (Cityrag)
ï Something something about the Hogans . . . something divorce, lawsuit something something-or-other? Oh, whatever. You'd [...]
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Also tagged ailing celebs, Amy Winehouse, Brendan Fraser, celebrity breakups, celebs in bikinis, Christian Slater, Cindy Crawford, Eva Green, Hulk Hogan, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jessica Alba, plastic surgery rumors, see-through shots
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Halle Trades in Berries for Melons
We're guessing that some Hollywood lackey is currently getting his ass handed to him over the Halle Berry/Benicio Del Toro movie Things We Lost in the Fire. "I can't believe you didn't know there would be a huge, devastating fire in California the same week we planned to release a movie with fire right in [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Keifer in the Klink
ï Brittany Murphy's husband is Artie Lange??? (Bricks and Stones)
ï Lindsay says that rehab was a "sobering experience". You don't say. (IDLYITW)
ï Tara Reid in FHM looking . . . good? Oh, look, a flying pig. (Hollywood Tuna)
ï Charlize Theron is Esquire's Sexiest woman. Which is a nicer honor than being [...]
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Also tagged booze, Brittany Murphy, celebrity gay rumors, celebrity pregnancies, celebs in rehab, Charlize Theron, Clay Aiken, jail, Kiefer Sutherland, Lindsay Lohan, magazines, Tara Reid
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Somewhere, J. Lo is Wailing and Throwing Things
Halle Berry has announced that at long last, she and her beau, model Gabriel Aubry, have procreated. Man, is that going to be an ugly baby or what? Just look at those two, yeeeesh.
Halle broke the news via email to Access Hollywood anchor Nancy O'Dell. IMDb/Wenn reports:
In the email, Berry wrote, "Yes, I am three [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: If Everyone Smoked Weed
ï Kirsten Dunst is all, "Like, if the whole world smoked weed, man . . . there would be no wars and crime and stuff. You knowwww?" Oh man. Totally, dude. Seeeriously. (Yeeeah!)
ï Selma Blair's boyfriend is rumored to be shopping for rings in preparation for popping the question. Which is better than [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: "A Shadowy Flight Into the Dangerous World of a Man Who Does Not Exist."
ï Usher Raymond's life is unnecessarily complicated.
ï OMG, KITT is for sale! For a mere $100K, you can own a 1982 Trans Am that doesn't actually speak.
ï Tori Spelling's new bundle of joy graces People, has mom's original nose.
ï Large-breasted Brit (we're starting to believe that there are no other sorts of [...]
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