“Halle is overjoyed,” says an insider close to Halle and the baby’s father, model Gabriel Aubry. “The first time, she struggled so much to get pregnant and eventually conceived through in vitro fertilization. This time, the baby was conceived through artificial insemination.”

“She’s just ecstatic to be pregnant again,” the insider tells Life & Style. “She wasn’t sure if she’d have another baby, so she’s very happy!”

Sometimes we read these reports and think, “Gee, really? She was happy? Ecstatic? Over the moon? Can’t we ever hear about a preggo celeb saying, ‘Yeah, it’s OK I guess. I’ll probably learn to love it’?” But then we remember Kourtney Kardashian telling us that her baby-to-be was only a couple of inches away from a Planned Parenthood trash can and rethink our cynicism.

ï Mr Skin announces Anatomy Award nominees! Holy hooters! (Mr Skin)

ï Jessica Simpson straps on some short shorts to irk the h8rs. (Drunken Stepfather)

ï Halle Berry is going to shave her head for a movie role. We're sure she'll look as ugly as usual. (IMDb)

ï Michael Douglas's son Cameron stops paying rent, then leaves his place coated in needles and blackened spoons. Because he's Michael Douglas's son, and he's ruggedly handsome and above the law and impervious to bullets. He does what the fuck he wants. (ILYITW)

ï Today is Jennifer Aniston's 40th birthday, and ex-boyfriend John Mayer wrote her a song. It goes, "Lordy lordy! Jen is forty! So many candles blazin'. Lordy, Lordy! Jen's forty! Her vadge looks like a craisin." (I'm Not Obsessed)

ï Mickey Rourke and Courtney Love are reportedly dating in secret. That's cool, they have a lot in common. Like injecting stuff into their faces. And wearing scarves. (Socialite Life)

ï Katherine Heigl and T. R. Knight are leaving the cast of Grey's Anatomy. Which should leave them with a lot of free time to do their favorite hobbies: smoking things. Cigarettes and men's wieners, respectively. (Anything Hollywood)

ï Mischa Barton. Lookin' gooooooood. (The Blemish)

ï Kate Hudson is once again letting the Butterscotch Stallion nibble her sugar cubes with his velvety muzzle. (Allie Is Wired)

ï Don't be a douche-ku. Ogle Eliza Dushku in Maxim. (Daily Stab)

You think she's sexy now, wait till you see Halle Berry nude at MrSkin.com.

Celebitchy has a veritable crapton of photos of baby Nahla for your perusal.

Or if you prefer Mama, see Halle Berry naked at MrSkin.com.

New mom Halle Berry is engaged to her boyfriend Gabriel Aubry after he gave her his grandmotherís ring.

ìGabriel felt the time was right to propose. He gave her the family heirloom because he wanted to show her how much she means to him, and how she will be accepted into the Aubry family,î a source close to the couple said.

ìThe ring belonged to Gabrielís grandmother ñ it was her engagement ring.î

The ëX Mení actress, 41, was snapped flashing the diamond ring in Hollywood this past weekend.

Berry gave birth to the coupleís first daughter, Nahla Ariela, in March.

Halle and Gabriel, 32, started dating in November 2005.

Way to get a jump on all those other Hollywood unwed mothers, Halle. Nicole Richie and Jessica Alba and Jamie Lynn Spears are going to have to try really hard to keep up with you, you wily minx.

Also contemplating a walk down the aisle, Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal, although they're planning on having the wedding first, then moving in together, then having the babies. God, what a coupla squares. Reports OK!:

Sitting in a cozy booth at the Hominy Grill in Charleston, S.C., on May 3, Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal were the picture of happiness. Though the cheery couple, who arrived holding hands, brought their appetites, their minds weren't on food.

"They couldn't keep their eyes off each other," Hominy Grill manager Brandy Mangum tells OK!. "The entire time, he was so attentive. It was really sweet. They really do make the perfect couple."

Friends of the pair say it won't be long now before Jake pops the question to his lady love. "They've been talking marriage for a while," a source close to Reese reveals to OK!. "They'll be formally engaged any day now. They want to spend the rest of their lives together."

But don't expect these two to go down the route of so many Hollywood couples who move in together and start families before getting hitched. "This is a very serious relationship," the Oscar-winner's pal explains. "But Reese is very conservative and traditional. I'm sure she doesn't want her kids to see her 'living in sin.'"

When asked about their clients' plans for walking down the aisle, Reese's rep had no comment, while Jake's people claim there are no immediate plans for a wedding.

Aw, Jake will make a lovely bride. We wonder what color his bridesmaids will wear. Probably teal.


Halle Berry drops her top at MrSkin.com.

And, believe it or not, prudy Reese does too.

ï Elisha Cuthbert stalks the sandy landscape in a bikini; cuddles muscular male; gets handsy with own buttocks. (Drunken Stepfather)

ï Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon's wedding photos will be in People. And they talk about being "soul mates". Even though they've known each other for six weeks. (Celebitchy)

ï What mysterious pull do these Maddens have? Lindsay Lohan was busted trying to pick up Joel (that's Nicole Richie's Madden, not Paris Hilton's Madden) at a club the other night. There's not enough Maddens to go around. (Yeeeah!)

ï Angelina Jolie is reportedly going to have twin girls. They'll have their mother's looks and their father's . . . looks. They can't go wrong! (I Don't Like You In That Way)

ï Amy Winehouse is slowly devolving from soulful songstress to drunken party girl to crackhead to missing link to ape. Photographic evidence exists. (Holy Taco)

ï Uma Thurman's name begins with a "u". So does the word "upskirt". Aaaand that's the closest we cam come to a joke here. (I Don't Like You In That Way)

ï In other Lohan news, she's still stealing clothing from her friends. Because when girls' daddies don't love them, the fill up their hearts with pilfered fur. (The Blemish)

ï Blake Lively may play a high schooler on Gossip Girl, but that rack is alllll freshman year at a state U, baby. (Fatback)

ï Jessica Simpson must, she must, she must increase her bust. (Cityrag)

ï Post-birth, Halle has some Berry nice cleavage. We knew our childhood obsession with Strawberry Shortcake speak would come in handy some day! (Flisted)

[Halle says,] "We didn't have a name picked out until just before we left the hospital. For us it was hard to name the most important person in our life until we met her."

Nahla translates as honeybee in Arabic, while the Hebrew name Ariela means lioness of God. However, there could be a link to two Walt Disney films – 'The Lion King' and 'The Little Mermaid'. In 'The Lion King', the main lioness is called Nala, while Ariel is the lead character in 'The Little Mermaid'.

A source close to the actress said: "Halle has always been a huge fan of the Disney films. She wanted to make a reference to her favourite two films with the name, but added her own take on them too."

Et tu, Halle? First Jennifer Lopez names her kids after characters from Dragon Tales, now Halle Berry goes Disney. Can't wait for Angelina Jolie to birth Stormer and Cynergi and Tori Spelling to give us little Master Blaster McDermott.

See Halle's naked Berrys at MrSkin.com.

"Halle Berry had a 7lb 4 oz girl at 10:17am Sunday morning, March 16, at Cedars-Sinai Hospital in Los Angeles. The actress had checked into the hospital for the second time that day after feeling contractions earlier Saturday morning . . . Halle was overcome with emotion when she finally held her little girl. She said everything she had gone through was worth that moment. The tears kept coming as Halle didn't even want the nurses to take her baby to clean her up and measure. It was a truly beautiful scene."

Of course it was a beautiful scene. For the love of Christ, it was Halle Berry with her legs spread next to a male model. When the doctor asked Halle if she'd like a mirror so that she could witness the birth, she and Gabriel probably jockeyed for position in front of it and stared, mesmerized, at their own flawless features as the baby plopped, forgotten, onto the floor. There were probably wind machines going in the delivery room.

See what Halle's ob/gyn saw. She's naked at MrSkin.com.