Tag Archives: Halle Berry
CNW Junk Drawer: Up, Up and Away in My Dad’s Beautiful Mylar Stormchasing Balloon
Balloon Boy and his non-airborne brethren have a (c)rap video about avoiding “pussification”. Hey, they’re better than the Beastie Boys. (YouTube)
Balloon Boy also totally busted his fame-fellating parents by saying “You said we did this for the show.” Hahaha. (Celebitchy)
And after that, Balloon Boy barfed twice on live TV. The end. (Dlisted)
Amy Winehouse has allegedly [...]
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Halle Berry to Prove Genetic Superiority with Second Kid
We think that maybe there are sinister forces at work in the universe. We always hear stories about beautiful people trying and trying and getting desperate to have babies and then turning to scientists to make all of the elements come together as they should to produce genetically perfect (twin) babies. It seems so difficult. [...]
Deck the Halls with Boobs of Halle
After the cut, you will find pictures of a lady with Larry Fine hair, a grommet-bedecked hooker frock, and moon boots. "But CelebNewsWire," you cry in protest, "that is surely not a thing that I would enjoy looking at whilst touching my privates." What if we told you that the aforementioned begrommetted hooker frock was [...]
Breaking News: Halle Berry Is Sexy! OMG!
Hey, guess what guys? Halle Berry is hot! Betcha didn't know that. Betcha didn't, my friends. Well, now you know, she's sexy. Super sexy. Sexier than all the other sexy ladies in the land. Sexy sexy sexy. And you know what you do with sexy ladies? You dress them up in lacy lingerie and make [...]
Halle Berry Flaunts Her Spawn, Not Her Berries
Take that, People and OK! and Vanity Fair. Halle Berry doesn't need your millions (which, if she had accepted them, she would have instantly given to a very worthwhile charity that helps crippled starving orphans with leprosy or something. You just never hear about that part cause it's boring). She can prove to the [...]
Finally We Can Talk About Engagements That Don't Involve Ashlee Simpson
First he gave her a little baby bundle capable of challenging Shiloh Jolie-Pitt's title as World's Sexiest Baby, and now Modelman has given Halle Berry an engagement ring. According to Showbiz Spy:
New mom Halle Berry is engaged to her boyfriend Gabriel Aubry after he gave her his grandmotherís ring.
ìGabriel felt the time was right to [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: Megan Fox Gets Plump
ï Megan Fox takes "next Angelina Jolie" title literally, gets lipplants. (ONTD)
ï Elisha Cuthbert stalks the sandy landscape in a bikini; cuddles muscular male; gets handsy with own buttocks. (Drunken Stepfather)
ï Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon's wedding photos will be in People. And they talk about being "soul mates". Even though they've [...]
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And the Kids on the Playground Shall Call Her "Ball-a Areola"
The sure-to-be facially gifted offspring of Halle Berry and professional handsome guy Gabriel Aubry has a name! Welcome to the world . . . Nahla Ariela Aubry??? Reports our gossip Lamaze coach, FemaleFirst:
[Halle says,] "We didn't have a name picked out until just before we left the hospital. For us it was hard to name [...]
Halle Berry Farts Out a Girl
Shiloh Jolie-Pitt now has a new rival. In the race to become America's Sexiest Baby, only one can be the victor, and it might just be Baby Girl Aubry, the brand new daughter birthed to Halle Berry and her devastatingly dashing lover, Gabriel Aubry. Star quotes a source who says:
"Halle Berry had a 7lb 4 [...]