Tag Archives: Gwyneth Paltrow
CNW Junk Drawer: They Tried to Make Me Go to Silicone Rehab
Amy Winehouse has traded needles in the arm for needles in the boobs and lips. (The Blemish)
Rachel Bilson sports Gwyneth Paltrow-style greaseball legs in Flaunt. (Yeeeah!)
James Gandolfini assaulted a paparazzo. Sadly, he later found out that the photog was not, in fact, carrying any nachos on him so it was all for naught. (Anything Hollywood)
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Goopy Gets Poopy
Stars will go through a lot to maintain their technically hot physiques. Rigorous workouts with trainers, restrictive diets, and surgery. And, if you're Gwyneth Paltrow, a "cleanse" because apparently "toxins" build up in your "system" and you have to let your digestive system "rest" because, like, your digestive system wasn't built to digest things and [...]
Gwyneth Paltrow's Itty Bitty Titty Inspection
When a movie calls for nudity, we're pretty sure this is how the casting goes: Directoró"Hey, hot chick, take your shirt off and show me your tits. I need to make sure they're not gross or anything. And while you're at it, take off the rest of your clothes and drop to your knees. I've [...]
Nudie Nudie, Fresh and Fruity
Here at CelebNewsWire, we like our juicy gossip to be spaced out. Because if Britney Spears were to finally give in to the extreme hunger pangs she's been cultivating for the past few months and eat one of her Yorkies on the same day that Angelina Jolie announced that she was adopting the entire orphan [...]
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Gwyneth Platrow Eats Like a Horse (Apples and Oats, Apples and Oats)
Gwyneth Paltrow just can't diet, guys. She can't! It's too hard! So don't ask her to diet, cause she won't do it. No siree, she won't. She told Oprah:
I just cannot diet. I think maybe it's the idea that you can't have something … I just can't do it. It's worth it to me to [...]
Apple and Moses, Meet Your New Brother, Chewbacca
You think that Sunday and Levi are names worthy of getting a kid 's teeth knocked out behind the jungle gym? Wait till you meet little Chewy Martin. Luckily his parents won't have any trouble understanding his strange language, as to them names and words and such are nothing but noises. The San Francisco Chronicle [...]
Madonna Ruins (Someone Else's) Marriage, Kisses Gwyneth
Madonna is still insisting that the Ciccone-Ritchies are one big happy family, but supposed schtup mate A-Rod's wife filing for divorce and citing second-hand Madge vadge cooties as the primary reason makes Madonna's story sound a little fishy. We try not to care too much about who's porking who, mostly because famous people go through [...]
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Gwyneth Paltrow Recaptures Youth by Flashing Boob
Young actresses will go to great lengths to get noticed, even (or perhaps especially) if they've been given a leg up by their famous parents. And by "great lengths," of course we mean showing off their kajooblies on film. But then they get the accolades, pop out a few kiddos, and it's curtains (and shirts) [...]
Celebrities Spending Writer's Strike Having Tons of Sex, Getting Knocked Up
Just like your 35-year-old spinster sister, Hollywood is baby crazy. We're beginning to think that Governor Arnold secretly passed a law that every showbiz personality must spawn by the year 2010 or be forced to spend two years working the craft services table. Jennifer Aniston better start prepping her uterus, because we hear she's a [...]
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Get Well Soon, Gwynnie
Pretty-haired thespian Gwyneth Paltrow has been admitted to the hospital after suffering a mystery disease. Acute uppitiness? According to US:
Gwyneth Paltrow was admitted to New York's Mount Sinai Hospital yesterday afternoon, Usmagazine.com has learned.
"She was slumped over in a wheelchair pushed by [husband] Chris Martin," an eyewitness tells Us. "She looked not well."
At 6:30 p.m., [...]