Tag Archives: Gwen Stefani
CNW Junk Drawer: Ain't No Hollaback Doll
ï "Eva Longoria Loves Facials". Yep, that sounds about right.
ï My Gwen Stefani doll can beat up your Peaches N' Cream Barbie.
ï Still no word on whether or not Lohan is engaged to Harry "Pink Taco" Morton, but she's sporting an '80s-style pear-cut diamond that Alexis Carrington herself would find distasteful.
ï [...]
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Also tagged Brittany Murphy, celeb engagements/weddings, celebrity breakups, celebrity nudity, Eva Longoria, Eva Mendes, Harry Morton, headlines, Kate Bosworth, Kate Moss, Kelly Clarkson, Lindsay Lohan, magazines, Orlando Bloom
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CNW Junk Drawer: Pink Pee
ï As a half-Jew, Rob Schneider refuses to ever work with Mel Gibson. Braveheart 2 just got 54% less zany!
ï Ever seen pink pee before? No? Ever seen Pink pee before? Also no? Well, here ya go.
ï Carmen Electra and Shannon Elizabeth are pals. If C-list hangs with D-list, does that elevate [...]
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Also tagged Al Reynolds, booze, Britney Spears, Carmen Electra, celebrity bathroom habits, celebrity gay rumors, celebrity offspring, Cindy Crawford, David Geffen, Mel Gibson, Melanie Griffith, Penelope Cruz, Pink, Rob Schneider
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Unto You a Really Attractive Child is Born
The facially superior fruit of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's sex organs was birthed into this world on Saturday. We have to admit we're a little disappointed. We thought the world would feel . . . different, somehow. Brighter. Sexier.
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Also tagged Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, celebrity offspring, Gavin Rossdale
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Gwen Stefani Gets Fingered
Fully fecund Gwen Stefani has broken her finger on a sewing machine. She will reportedly fall into a deep sleep, slumbering in a glass box in an enchanted forest for a hundred years until she's awoken by a prince's kiss.
Love Angel Music Baby Baby Baby Baby Baby
Gwen Stefani is officially in the family way! Incredible! We had no idea drag queens could get pregnant.
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Also tagged celebrity pregnancies, Gavin Rossdale, headlines, music
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This Tit Is Bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S
When you're a saucy little tart, thumbing your nose at Jesus and constantly flouncing about in tiny scraps of houndstooth and bondage pants, an errant lady part is bound to eventually make a surprise appearance. Love, Angel, Music, Boobie.
CNW Junk Drawer: Yoakam? It Damn Near Killed 'im
ï Gwen Stefani sees herself as a "dorky fat kid". That's funny, because we see her as a creepy transvestite who keeps Japanese girls as pets.
ï Are you going to Scarborough Fair? Parsley, sage, rosemary and weed.
ï Naomi Campbell blah blah blah new catfight blah blah punching slapping blah zzzzzzzzzz.
ï Johnny [...]
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Also tagged Art Garfunkel, celebrity arrests, celebrity catfights, Dwight Yoakam, Jessica Simpson, Johnny Knoxville, models, music, Naomi Campbell, Nick Lachey, Victoria Beckham
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CNW Junk Drawer: Tom and Katie Search Mythical Cabbage Patch for Baby
ï Colin Farrell gets restraining order against Nicole Narain–he's afraid that pesky sex tape will harm his "reputation and career". His reputation is that of a serial ass-tapper; his last movie was Alexander. Dude has nowhere to go but up.
ï Joss Stone has a bum double in a Gap advert? Why, we're bloody [...]
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Also tagged advertisements, Angelina Jolie, Catherine Zeta-Jones, celebrity deaths, Celebrity Sex Tapes, Colin Farrell, Joss Stone, Katie Holmes, Nicole Narain, Tom Cruise
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Potatoes: The Gift That Says "I Love You"
We've all received some lame presents for Valentine's Day (that pink satin teddy bear we got in the eighth grade being top on the list), but at least we're not Gwen Stefani. She got a couple sacks of potatoes.
Love. Angel. Music. Baby Daddy.
We all know that insecure singer Gwen Stefani had kittens after finding out that husband Gavin Rossdale sired a secret love child. But her blown gasket has now reached critical aneurysm status as Gav is possibly being sued for 15 years of back child support.