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	<title>CelebNewsWire&#187; Gwen Stefani Archives  &#8211;  CelebNewsWire</title>
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		<title>Kingston Is a Punk Rocker</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 May 2009 18:06:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Agent E.</dc:creator>
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Kingston Rossdale, son of rock stars Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale, is just shy of his third birthday. And, sure, he&#x27;s still sucking on a pacifier, but little dude is hip. His mom didn&#x27;t slap a cereal bowl on his head and cut the overhang like your mom did. That &#x27;do cost more than your [...]]]></description>
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Kingston Rossdale, son of rock stars Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale, is just shy of his third birthday. And, sure, he&#x27;s still sucking on a pacifier, but little dude is <em>hip</em>. His mom didn&#x27;t slap a cereal bowl on his head and cut the overhang like your mom did. That &#x27;do cost more than your couch. Oh, and Kingston also has a nicer car and a hotter girlfriend than you do. Haha, loser, how&#x27;s it feel to be showed up by a toddler? Pretty bad, right? Thought so.</p>
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		<title>Gwen Stefani&#039;s Kid Eats Diamonds. No, Wait. Gwen Stefani&#039;s Kid Eats from a Diamond Spoon.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Oct 2008 17:28:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Agent E.</dc:creator>
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What sort of cutlery does your baby eat from, you poor middle-America middle-class loser? A plastic fork/knife/spoon set from IKEA that has teething marks and dried up strained peas all over it? Well get a load of Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale: He only eats from a $4000 diamond-encrusted spoon. That baby is p-i-m-p-i-n&#x27;! Reports our [...]]]></description>
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What sort of cutlery does your baby eat from, you poor middle-America middle-class loser? A plastic fork/knife/spoon set from IKEA that has teething marks and dried up strained peas all over it? Well get a load of Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale: He only eats from a $4000 diamond-encrusted spoon. That baby is p-i-m-p-i-n&#x27;! Reports our favorite jeweler to the baby stars, <a href="http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/Gwen+Stefani-23302.html" target=" blank">FemaleFirst</a>:<br />
<blockquote>Gwen Stefani&#x27;s two-month-old son eats with a $4,000 diamond encrusted spoon.</p>
<p>The No Doubt singer &#8211; who welcomed her second child with husband Gavin Rossdale, Zuma Nesta Rock, into the world in August &#8211; was thrilled when her former bandmates presented her with the impressive piece of cutlery.</p>
<p>A source said: &quot;Gwen loves it. She would never buy it herself, but that is what makes it so special.&quot;</p>
<p>The specially-made sterling silver baby spoon was created by exclusive jewellers Chrome Hearts.</p></blockquote>
<p> How do you think this makes poor Kingston feel? <em>He</em> likely only dined off of a silver-plated spoon from Tiffany&#x27;s after he was weaned off the tit. Plated, people! That&#x27;s not even pure silver! When Kingston turns fifteen he&#x27;s likely to succumb to the dark forces of goth, start listening to nothing but Sisters of Mercy and Skinny Puppy, and when concerned acquaintances ask what has brought on such a dark phase in the young Rossdale&#x27;s life, he&#x27;ll mutter, &quot;My stupid asshole parents wouldn&#x27;t give <em>me</em> a diamond spoon. Zuma gets everything. Zuma, Zuma, Zuma. My life would have been so much better if one of those stupid diamonds came loose and he choked on it. Dumb brother.&quot; We hope Gwen and Gavin are starting a special &quot;Kingston&#x27;s therapy&quot; savings account.<br />
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<br />Gwen Stefani gets sexy at MrSkin.com.</p>
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		<title>All I Wanna Do Is Zuma Zuma Zuma Zuma and a Boom Boom</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Aug 2008 17:36:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Inspector S. (CNW Admin)</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Gwen Stefani&#x27;s colossal gut has finally exploded, resulting in another baby boy. Little dude was born yesterday in Los Angeles. E! Online says:
Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale welcomed their second little prince today, E! News has confirmed.
Son Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale was born Thursday at Los Angeles&#x27; Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, joining 2-year-old brother Kingston in [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/gwen_stefani_pregnant_kingston.jpg"><img alt="gwen_stefani_pregnant_kingston.jpg" src="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/import/gwen_stefani_pregnant_kingston-thumb.jpg" width="157" height="200" /></a>Gwen Stefani&#x27;s colossal gut has finally exploded, resulting in another baby boy. Little dude was born yesterday in Los Angeles. <a href="http://de.eonline.com/uberblog/b25288_stork_circling_gwen_gavin.html" target="_blank">E! Online</a> says:</p>
<blockquote><p>Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale welcomed their second little prince today, E! News has confirmed.</p>
<p>Son Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale was born Thursday at Los Angeles&#x27; Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, joining 2-year-old brother Kingston in the musically inclined couple&#x27;s burgeoning brood.</p>
<p>The family&#x27;s newest addition arrived at 12:46 p.m., weighing 8.5 pounds.</p>
<p>&quot;Mother, baby and family are all happy and healthy,&quot; a rep for the couple said in a statement.</p></blockquote>
<p>Well GODDAMMIT. And here we thought we were the only people who named our children after Neil Young albums . . . What&#x27;s that? Oh, go play with your Bionicals, little Rust Never Sleeps and Trans. I&#x27;ll fix you your Lunchables in a minute.<br />
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<p>See super sexy shots of MILF Gwen at MrSkin.com.</p>
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		<title>Gwen Stefani Follows Trend; Makes Baby</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jan 2008 17:50:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Inspector S. (CNW Admin)</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Fallen Bush crooner/wearer of mesh shirts Gavin Rossdale inserted his penis into the secret cloaca located inside Gwen Stefani&#x27;s hair hole, ejaculated, and fertilized a new life. Gwen took some time out from yodeling and feeding her curious herd of Asian slaves to confirm that she&#x27;s thirteen weeks pregnant. A source says:
&#236;They found out at [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/gwenhairhole.jpg"><img alt="gwenhairhole.jpg" src="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/import/gwenhairhole-thumb.jpg" width="133" height="200" /></a>Fallen Bush crooner/wearer of mesh shirts <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/gavin_rossdale/" target="_blank">Gavin Rossdale</a> inserted his penis into the secret cloaca located inside Gwen Stefani&#x27;s hair hole, ejaculated, and fertilized a new life. Gwen took some time out from yodeling and feeding her curious herd of Asian slaves to <a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/article736247.ece" target="_blank">confirm</a> that she&#x27;s thirteen weeks pregnant. A source says:</p>
<blockquote><p>&igrave;They found out at California&iacute;s Cedars-Sinai hospital and couldn&iacute;t wait to share the news with everyone.&icirc;</p>
<p>Back in October Gwen revealed she was keen to have more kids. She said: &igrave;Obviously I&iacute;m in a race to have another one but I don&iacute;t want to do it while I&iacute;m out on tour.&icirc;</p></blockquote>
<p>Well, congratulations, Gwen, you just crossed the finish line. The only drawback is that now that Alba/Halle/Maybe Angelina/Tori/McConaghey/David Spade/Nicole Kidman/everyone else is pregnant, it&#x27;s totally uncool. The hip new thing with young Hollywood? Abortions! Hyde opened a high-class clinic in its VIP area, and all the cool kids are wearing their Chanel emerald-and-abortion pendants with their American Apparel shirts. Catch the wave!</p>
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		<title>CNW Junk Drawer: Floatation Devices</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 17:39:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Inspector S. (CNW Admin)</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#239;  Pam Anderson as you&#x27;ve never seen her before: half naked and covered in frothy white liquid. No, wait, you&#x27;ve seen her like that plenty of times. (Hollywood Tuna)
&#239;  Gwen Stefani is all &#34;I call a foul! Hand-checking!&#34; and then blows her whistle. (Yeeeah!)
&#239;  Maggie Gyllenhaal is part Stevie Nicks, part Vampira, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/pamela_anderson_bikini_sept_5_big.jpg"><img alt="pamela_anderson_bikini_sept_5_big.jpg" src="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/import/pamela_anderson_bikini_sept_5_big-thumb.jpg" width="168" height="200" /></a>&iuml;  Pam Anderson as you&#x27;ve never seen her before: half naked and covered in frothy white liquid. No, wait, you&#x27;ve seen her like that plenty of times. (<a href="http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/?p=3544" target="_blank">Hollywood Tuna</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  Gwen Stefani is all &quot;I call a foul! Hand-checking!&quot; and then blows her whistle. (<a href="http://yeeeah.com/blog/2007/09/05/gwen-stefani-still-dresses-like-an-ass/" target="_blank">Yeeeah!</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  Maggie Gyllenhaal is part Stevie Nicks, part Vampira, part Norma Desmond in the new ads for Agent Provocateur. (<a href="http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2007/09/maggie-gyllenhaal-was-a-bad-idea.html" target="_blank">I Don&#x27;t Like You In That Way</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  Nicole Kidman cops to miscarriage and secret engagement. She should also cop to having red pubes. Admit it! Tell us the truth! (<a href="http://allieiswired.com/archives/2007/09/nicole-kidman-does-october-issue-of-vanity-fair-magazine/" target="_blank">Allie Is Wired</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/jude_law/" target="_blank">Jude Law</a> was arrested for assaulting a photographer. Oh, come on. Jude Law? He probably just gave the man a feeble, limp-wristed slap and then adjusted his foppish ascot. (<a href="http://theblemish.com/2007/09/jude-law-arrested-for-assault/" target="_blank">The Blemish</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/matt_dillon/" target="_blank">Matt Dillon</a> keeps unibrow; shaves down nose. (<a href="http://cityrag.blogs.com/main/2007/09/matt-dillons-no.html" target="_blank">Cityrag</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  What&#x27;s that up Paris Hilton&#x27;s skirt? Is it a prize? Do we win a prize? Is it bigger than a breadbox? (<a href="http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/index.php/2007/09/04/i-am-paris-hilton-upskirt-of-the-day-2/" target="_blank">Drunken Stepfather</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  And Maria Sharapova is like, &quot;Upskirt? I&#x27;ll show YOU upskirt. Fools.&quot; (<a href="http://www.taxidrivermovie.com/taxi/36677/maria_sharapova_panty_upskirt_0905" target="_blank">Taxi Driver</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/tobey_maguire/" target="_blank">Spiderman</a> takes a bride. (<a href="http://www.celebitchy.com/5700/tobey_maguire_secretly_married_over_the_weekend/" target="_blank">Celebitchy</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  Jerry Lewis talks about a bundle of sticks. That&#x27;s what he&#x27;s talking about, right? (<a href="http://glosslip.com/2007/09/04/comedian-jerry-lewis-makes-hateful-slur-during-telethon/" target="_blank">GlossLip</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  Hate your ears? Then check out these new Britney Spears &quot;songs&quot;! (<a href="http://www.derekhail.com/2007/09/04/three-new-britney-spears-songs/" target="_blank">Derek Hail</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  Drew Barrymore makes out with the Macintosh Man. Man, that&#x27;s like Cameron Diaz necking with a Geico caveman. Or Penelope Cruz hitting the sheets with the &quot;Dude, you&#x27;re gettin&#x27; a Dell&quot; guy. (Yes, we realize that Justin Long has done other crap besides these commercials, so cool out, man) (<a href="http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/15189968.html" target="_blank">ONTD</a>)</p>
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		<title>Gwen Stefkini</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Aug 2007 17:59:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Agent E.</dc:creator>
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There&#x27;s not really much to choose from today for our sexy lady story, since we have vowed to ignore (to the best of our boob-ogling ability, anyway) anyone who&#x27;s only career credit is on a fake MTV reality show, no matter how pretty she may be. Unless of course one of those couples from Engaged [...]]]></description>
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There&#x27;s not really much to choose from today for our sexy lady story, since we have vowed to ignore (to the best of our boob-ogling ability, anyway) anyone who&#x27;s only career credit is on a fake MTV reality show, no matter how pretty <a href="http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/index.php/2007/08/30/i-am-lauren-conrad-bikini-pics-of-the-day/" target=" blank">she may be</a>. Unless of course one of those couples from <em>Engaged and Underage</em> makes a super nasty sex tape. We&#x27;re totally into that. Anywhoosles, on to the boobies. Oh shit, this is Gwen Stefani we&#x27;re talking about; there aren&#x27;t any. We appreciate her flat stomach and buff arms and all, but maybe she should eat a couple of greasy beefs and follow them up with a couple of hot fudge sundaes in an effort to fill out her funbag flesh. But for now we present these pics are for the itty-bitty-titty lovers out there. Try to make them last until next summer&#x27;s gymnastics portion of the  Olympics.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/gwen%20stefani%20bikini%20top%202.jpg"><img alt="gwen stefani bikini top 2.jpg" src="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/import/gwen%20stefani%20bikini%20top%202-thumb.jpg" width="133" height="200" /></a><br />
<a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/gwen%20stefani%20bikini%20top%203.jpg"><img alt="gwen stefani bikini top 3.jpg" src="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/import/gwen%20stefani%20bikini%20top%203-thumb.jpg" width="133" height="200" /></a></p>
<div style="clear:both"><a href="http://www.egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/gwen-stefani/gwen-stefani-bikini-pictures-002758" target=" blank">Egotastic</a> has even more teeny teat goodness.</div>
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		<title>Courtney Love Good Write Word Stuff</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jul 2007 17:45:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Agent E.</dc:creator>
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Did you wake up this morning thinking, &#34;Crap, I got so wrapped up in in reading Jordan&#x27;s novel Crystal last night that I forgot to go out and get drunk. How am I ever going to make it through a Friday at work without a hangover?&#34; Why don&#x27;t you spend the next half hour trying [...]]]></description>
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Did you wake up this morning thinking, &quot;Crap, I got so wrapped up in in reading Jordan&#x27;s novel <em>Crystal</em> last night that I forgot to go out and get drunk. How am I ever going to make it through a Friday at work without a hangover?&quot; Why don&#x27;t you spend the next half hour trying to read Courtney Love&#x27;s <a href="http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&#038;friendID=165705423&#038;blogID=287690262" target=" blank">MySpace blog</a>? Although that strategy may backfire and cause your distraught and befuddled brain to shut down for good. You&#x27;d probably still be able to spell better than Courtney, though. Here&#x27;s an excerpt, in which she talks about how much better she is as a musician than Gwen Stefani:<br />
<blockquote>we were doing our hair( thew girls) way up in that ugly crazy building and couyld seeyou all for blocks, it was wild-= i told my peeps top go get bvoys wiuth skateboards and giurls whow ere into stefani, no offense to truyew fans i just felt like a challenge- if someone sreally into stefani to me that says they dontw anta nty trouble in thoe rlives, want very mucbh to be p[opular abnd accepted, wnatto be trendy but niot dangerous, and the idea of forcin gthat waznna be popular girl to face the fear cdoes somethin for me./plus im startinga clotyhing line this year too, just higher end and the lowerr end wont be about a font. i wouldbnt do that iu fond that crass somehow= a sportsac ten times the prio ce because it has ther same cuddle bear sweeetoe pie sign off that Rossdale used to sign hios letters to me with in a Times Courier font ? maybve its me, i know perfeume has a 800 -1200% profit markup so if one &quot;brands&quot; oneself well enough one can cash it in big an d hard by selling a perfume wethe rone gioves a shot about the smell opr not- kudos to madge for forgoinmg that , because nop way hads she not been asked. L.A.M.B. heh, well look its not fo rme to judge- im far mior eonteretsed in amazin g lingerie enyways and if i design a bag itll be fabulous</p></blockquote>
<p> Oooh, Courtney, you so bad! You&#x27;re so outside the mainstream, and your songs are so challenging to the establishment. Bad grammar really is the ultimate rebellion, right above painting your fingernails black and saying fuck a lot. OG riot grrrrl 1993!</p>
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		<title>Gwen Stefani Does Not Suffer Sanjayas Gladly</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Mar 2007 17:08:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Inspector S. (CNW Admin)</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We didn&#x27;t want to write about American Idol contestants, because this is CelebNewsWire and not HighSchoolTalentShowSingerNewsWire, but we broke the seal with Antonella Barba and now the stories are pouring out of us like so many loose stools. Last night VoteForTheWorst.com&#x27;s favorite, Sanjaya Malakar, sang No Doubt&#x27;s &#34;Bathwater&#34; while sporting a My Little Pony hair [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/gwenhairhole.jpg"><img alt="gwenhairhole.jpg" src="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/import/gwenhairhole-thumb.jpg" width="133" height="200" /></a>We didn&#x27;t want to write about <em>American Idol</em> contestants, because this is CelebNewsWire and not HighSchoolTalentShowSingerNewsWire, but we broke the seal with <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/antonella_barba/" target="_blank">Antonella Barba</a> and now the stories are pouring out of us like so many loose stools. Last night <a href="http://votefortheworst.com/" target="_blank">VoteForTheWorst.com</a>&#x27;s favorite, Sanjaya Malakar, sang No Doubt&#x27;s &quot;Bathwater&quot; while sporting a My Little Pony hair confection that must be <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qASeXcNQdzo" target="_blank">seen</a> to be believed, and apparently Gwen Stefani, the episode&#x27;s mentor, was less than pleased. About the song, not the hair. As evidenced by the unicorn hole at left, Gwen is a fan of follicular folly.<br />
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<a href="http://idolator.com/tunes/american-idol/is-sanjayas-singing-making-gwen-stefani-b+a+n+a+n+a+s-247494.php" target="_blank">Idolator</a> relays this tale from the <em>Idol</em> message boards:</p>
<blockquote><p>&quot;Sanjaya Malakar &#8211; He wanted to sing &quot;Spoiler&quot;. She tried to get him to sing some 80&#x27;s song. He said he was a big fan and he really wanted to do one of her songs. <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/gwen_stefani/" target="_blank">Gwen</a> was upfront with him and told him she didn&#x27;t think he could pull it off but gave him the benefit of the doubt. Today after seeing how rehearsals were going, she didnt&#x27; see any progress. She went to Nigel immediately and told him she does not want Sanjaya singing one of her songs whatsoever. Sanjaya didn&#x27;t have many options at that point. He kind of got stuck with &quot;Spoiler&quot;. This caused a big scene at the studio and was the talk all afternoon.&quot;</p></blockquote>
<p>You know you&#x27;re crappy when someone gets upset that you&#x27;re singing one of their songs for a contest. But the most important thing here isn&#x27;t Mangina&#x27;s watery braying or Gwen Stefani&#x27;s ire. It&#x27;s the fact that Sanjaya has been taking styling tips from Maddox Jolie-Pitt:</p>
<p><a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/ang_maddox_mohawk1_001.jpg"><img alt="ang_maddox_mohawk1_001.jpg" src="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/import/ang_maddox_mohawk1_001-thumb.jpg" width="188" height="244" /></a> <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/000bp2bb.jpeg"><img alt="000bp2bb.jpeg" src="http://www.celebnewswire.com/000bp2bb-thumb.jpeg" width="256" height="144" /></a></p>
<div style="clear:both">Assuage your assaulted eyes with some more Gwen Stefani at MrSkin.com.</div>
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		<title>CNW Junk Drawer: Bustin&#039; Makes Her Feel Good</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Jan 2007 17:22:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Inspector S. (CNW Admin)</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#239;  Fergie goes jogging while wearing her Ghostbusters costume.
&#239;  Mike Tyson joins the Lohan at Wonderland rehab facility. Now we just need Charles Nelson Reilly to check in and we&#x27;ve got ourselves The Surreal Life 7!
&#239;  Sienna, Factory Girl shooting is over. You&#x27;re not Edie Sedgwick anymore. Take off the leotard and [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/fergiescares.jpg"><img alt="fergiescares.jpg" src="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/import/fergiescares-thumb.jpg" width="133" height="200" /></a>&iuml;  Fergie goes <a href="http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/?p=2444" target="_blank">jogging</a> while wearing her Ghostbusters costume.</p>
<p>&iuml;  <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/mike_tyson/" target="_blank">Mike Tyson</a> <a href="http://www.celebitchy.com/index.php/archives/2007/01/mike_tyson_figures_lohan_made_country_club_rehab_easy_for_him.html" target="_blank">joins</a> the Lohan at Wonderland rehab facility. Now we just need Charles Nelson Reilly to check in and we&#x27;ve got ourselves <em>The Surreal Life 7</em>!</p>
<p>&iuml;  Sienna, <em>Factory Girl</em> shooting is over. You&#x27;re not Edie Sedgwick anymore. Take off the <a href="http://www.egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/sienna-miller/sienna-miller-has-no-pants-or-sense-of-style-002128" target="_blank">leotard</a> and slowly back away.</p>
<p>&iuml;  Brandy killed somebody with her Land Rover, now the victim&#x27;s family is <a href="http://socialitelife.com/2007/01/31/brandy_sued.php" target="_blank">suing her for $50 million</a>. Meanwhile, her brother Ray-J <a href="http://bossip.com/2007/01/ray-j-and-kim-kardashian-sex-tape-has.html" target="_blank">peed</a> on Kim Kardashian and is throwing it into Whitney Houston. Fate is not smiling beatifically upon the Norwood family.</p>
<p>&iuml;  Hey, friends, we entertain you every weekday, right? Give you the ole ha-has, never ask for a thing in return. So maybe you could do just this one thing for us, as a tiny little favor? Could you go <a href="http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/index.php/paris-demo-song/" target="_blank">here</a> and download the amazing Paris Hilton demo song culled from ParisExposed.com? It&#x27;s more retarded than <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/archives/a_straight_2008_banger_from_kfed.html" target="_blank">&quot;PopoZao&quot;</a> and &quot;My Humps&quot; put together. It&#x27;s life-altering. Trust us. Do it. Do it. Do it.</p>
<p>&iuml;  And speaking of <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/paris_hilton/" target="_blank">Paris</a> songs and ParisExposed, don&#x27;t miss <a href="http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2007/01/even-more-of-paris-hiltons-crap.html" target="_blank">this soft, lilting tune</a> crooned by Paris on video, and you&#x27;ll finally get context for the <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/archives/paris_hilton_new_sex_tape_nude_pics_drug.html" target="_blank">&quot;I got fucked in the butt for coke&quot;</a> line, in addition to a bunch of lovely racial verses.</p>
<p>&iuml;  The <em>Factory Girl</em> sex scenes between <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/sienna_miller/" target="_blank">Sienna Miller</a> and <a href="http://www.malestars.com/RS/rsid-704792/marker-InArticle/ " target=" blank">Hayden Christensen</a> are rumored to be the <a href="http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,248969,00.html" _blank">real thing</a>. Great, but that doesn&#8217;t change the fact that nobody will see it.</p>
<p>ï  <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/dustin_diamond/" target="_blank">Dustin &#8220;Screech&#8221; Diamond</a> was <a href="http://yeeeah.com/blog/2007/01/31/dustin-diamond-is-a-douchebag/" target="_blank">&#8220;exiled&#8221;</a> on the set of <em>Celebrity Fit Club</em> because he threatened to &#8220;make a dildo of my cock and fuck [former American Idol contestant] Kimberly Locke with it.&#8221; As far as empty threats go, that one&#8217;s pretty elaborate.</p>
<p>ï  Headline of the day, <a href="http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/Taylor+Still+Haunted+By+Pet+Chipmunk+s+Chocolate+Death.-13673.html" target="_blank">part one</a>.</p>
<p>ï  Headline of the day, <a href="http://www.imdb.com/news/wenn/2007-01-31/#celeb5" target="_blank">part two</a>, (because we&#8217;re in seventh grade [it's the Jessica Lange story]).</p>
<p>ï  Gwen Stefani the <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/archives/angelina_prefers_maddox_and_zahara_to_sh.html" target="_blank">second</a> celebrity parent to be stricken with <a href="http://usmagazine.com/gwen_stefani_and_elle" target="_blank">blobbish progeny</a>.</p>
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		<title>Avast! It&#039;s Gwen&#039;s Pirate Papoose!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Sep 2006 17:55:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#x27;s nice to see that even when donning a comically flowing top to hide any stubbornly-clinging baby weight, Gwen Stefani is still willing to sex it up by showing a little leopard print brassierage:

And while one might find it a little distressing that Gwen is apparently wearing a Waldo-print blouson-Snugli top sans baby, we&#x27;re sure [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#x27;s nice to see that even when donning a comically flowing top to hide any stubbornly-clinging baby weight, Gwen Stefani is still willing to sex it up by showing a little leopard print brassierage:</p>
<p><a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/gwenbra1.jpg"><img alt="gwenbra1.jpg" src="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/import/gwenbra1-thumb.jpg" width="183" height="250" /></a></p>
<p>And while one might find it a little distressing that Gwen is apparently wearing a Waldo-print blouson-Snugli top sans baby, we&#x27;re sure you&#x27;ll agree that husband <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/celebrities/gavin_rossdale/" target="_blank">Gavin Rossdale</a>&#x27;s Afro puff pigtails are far more disturbing.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/gwenbra2.jpg"><img alt="gwenbra2.jpg" src="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/import/gwenbra2-thumb.jpg" width="171" height="250" /></a><br />
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<br />And you can critique some more of Gwen&#x27;s similarly skimpy outfits at MrSkin.com.</p>
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