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Kingston Is a Punk Rocker
Kingston Rossdale, son of rock stars Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale, is just shy of his third birthday. And, sure, he's still sucking on a pacifier, but little dude is hip. His mom didn't slap a cereal bowl on his head and cut the overhang like your mom did. That 'do cost more than your [...]
Gwen Stefani's Kid Eats Diamonds. No, Wait. Gwen Stefani's Kid Eats from a Diamond Spoon.
What sort of cutlery does your baby eat from, you poor middle-America middle-class loser? A plastic fork/knife/spoon set from IKEA that has teething marks and dried up strained peas all over it? Well get a load of Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale: He only eats from a $4000 diamond-encrusted spoon. That baby is p-i-m-p-i-n'! Reports our [...]
All I Wanna Do Is Zuma Zuma Zuma Zuma and a Boom Boom
Gwen Stefani's colossal gut has finally exploded, resulting in another baby boy. Little dude was born yesterday in Los Angeles. E! Online says:
Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale welcomed their second little prince today, E! News has confirmed.
Son Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale was born Thursday at Los Angeles' Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, joining 2-year-old brother Kingston in [...]
Gwen Stefani Follows Trend; Makes Baby
Fallen Bush crooner/wearer of mesh shirts Gavin Rossdale inserted his penis into the secret cloaca located inside Gwen Stefani's hair hole, ejaculated, and fertilized a new life. Gwen took some time out from yodeling and feeding her curious herd of Asian slaves to confirm that she's thirteen weeks pregnant. A source says:
ìThey found out at [...]
Gwen Stefkini
There's not really much to choose from today for our sexy lady story, since we have vowed to ignore (to the best of our boob-ogling ability, anyway) anyone who's only career credit is on a fake MTV reality show, no matter how pretty she may be. Unless of course one of those couples from Engaged [...]
Courtney Love Good Write Word Stuff
Did you wake up this morning thinking, "Crap, I got so wrapped up in in reading Jordan's novel Crystal last night that I forgot to go out and get drunk. How am I ever going to make it through a Friday at work without a hangover?" Why don't you spend the next half hour trying [...]
Gwen Stefani Does Not Suffer Sanjayas Gladly
We didn't want to write about American Idol contestants, because this is CelebNewsWire and not HighSchoolTalentShowSingerNewsWire, but we broke the seal with Antonella Barba and now the stories are pouring out of us like so many loose stools. Last night VoteForTheWorst.com's favorite, Sanjaya Malakar, sang No Doubt's "Bathwater" while sporting a My Little Pony hair [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Bustin' Makes Her Feel Good
ï Fergie goes jogging while wearing her Ghostbusters costume.
ï Mike Tyson joins the Lohan at Wonderland rehab facility. Now we just need Charles Nelson Reilly to check in and we've got ourselves The Surreal Life 7!
ï Sienna, Factory Girl shooting is over. You're not Edie Sedgwick anymore. Take off the leotard and [...]
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Avast! It's Gwen's Pirate Papoose!
It's nice to see that even when donning a comically flowing top to hide any stubbornly-clinging baby weight, Gwen Stefani is still willing to sex it up by showing a little leopard print brassierage:
And while one might find it a little distressing that Gwen is apparently wearing a Waldo-print blouson-Snugli top sans baby, we're sure [...]
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