Tag Archives: Guy Ritchie
Madonna Ditches Ritchie, Probably Half of Riches
We guess that going on a spouse-free vacation and returning with the gift of an adopted African child instead of a T-shit that says "My Wife Went To Malawi and All I Got Was a Case of Dysentery" can take a toll on a marriage. Rumor has it that Madonna has (finally, expectedly) started divorce [...]
Madonna Wants to Diversify Her Brood
If there's one thing Madonna is good at, it's marketing herself. She knows to never allow the public to grow tired of you. That's why she changes her image every eighteen months. Variety. And apparently she takes the same approach when it comes to her family. She and Lourdes represent North America, Guy and Rocco [...]
Madonna and Guy Ritchie Can't Justify Their Love
Recently we watched the Rock N' Roll Hall of Fame induction ceremonies. And after a whole lot of dick jokes from Justin Timberlake, we were surprised by Madonna's speech. She seemed nice and warm and overall human, and she even dropped her faux British accent after the first couple of minutes. It reminded us of [...]
We Thought Madonna Left the Purple Obsession in 2006
So Madonna. You've got a pretty big purse there. And it looks like it might hold a tube of lipstick, a couple of tampons, and your wallet. So why the hell didn't you stick your Purple Penetrator in your damn purse instead of letting the paps catch snaps of your fake penis? Also, shouldn't you [...]
Madonna Fights Nuclear Waste, Thwarts Russian Gangsters
Madonna plans to meditate over some water and use it to save the planet from nuclear waste. That is if she isn't kidnapped by the Russian mob first.