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Polish Your Oscar to Mr. Skin's 2007 Anatomy Awards

Inspector S. (CNW Admin) — Tue, 27 Feb 2007 17:59:31 +0000

We're finally ready to admit it. We're well into Tuesday and no one seems to have located any errant Oscar night nipples, so there you go. For the first time in quite a while, a truly G-rated ceremony. Perhaps the stars were particularly wary of offending best actress nominee/li'l shaver Abigail Breslin and had their assistants use the ultra-durable boob tape, or maybe we can blame it on post-Britney poon fallout. But, like a Long John Silvers sign emerging from the fog during a lonely cross-country drive, Mr. Skin's Anatomy Awards are here! Thrill to Salma Hayek's mind-bendingly joggling jugs on Ugly Betty! Watch in wonder as you see Rosie O'Donnell's ass encased, haggis-like, in pantyhose! Be knocked sideways by the fact that Gretchen Mol dyed her hair–ALL her hair–for The Notorious Bettie Page! Let's be honest, kids, you're not really interested in the delicacy of Helen Mirren's portrayal of Queen Elizabeth nor the quiet dignity Rinko Kikuchi brought to Babel. You didn't even see those movies. You were too busy flopping your dong to honeys in the Coldwater Creek catalog. So check out the only awards that matter, and stop poring over pictures from Sunday night, trying in vain to spy a half a centimeter of Winslet areola. It's not going to happen. Give up the ghost.

Once again, that's the 8th Annual Anatomy Awards, at MrSkin.com!

Top Ten Movies To Put You in the Mood(y)

Agent E. — Mon, 11 Dec 2006 17:59:11 +0000

We here at CelebNewsWire pride ourselves on being pervier than the average bear (we've logged dozens and dozens of hours examining the folds of Britney Spears's rubyfruit to prove it), but we learned everything we know from our mentor of muffage, Mr. Skin. Today we're proud to bring you his picks for the 10 best nude scenes of 2006.

It's been a banner year for celebrity nudity, what with Paris and Britney and Lindsay constantly giving it away for free, but at CNW we're feminists and like to see our girls getting paid. So, ladies, please: Take a cue from Salma Hayek and her impossibly fluffy lung pillows and drop your kits in front of movie cameras, not paparazzi cameras. And make sure there's a good make-up artist standing by. And a very competent lighting crew. But send the costumer to the local day spa for a nice salt rub and a facial. She won't be necessary. But we digress. On with the list, or rather on with the tits:

1. Salma Hayek in Ask the Dust
2. Gretchen Mol in The Notorious Bettie Page
3. Brittany Daniel in Rampage: The Hillside Strangler Murders
4. Bai Ling in Edmond
5. Jennifer Aniston in The Break-Up: Fullscreen Version
6. Barbara Nedeljekova in Hostel: Unrated
7. Kelly Brook in Survival Island
8. Kyra Sedgwick in Loverboy
9. Amanda Righetti in Angel Blade
10. Lauren Lee Smith in Lie with Me

We love the list, but we regret that Mr. Skin is dedicated to capturing only the best in female nudity on film. Because Garfield: A Tale of Two Kitties had some sweet furry balls on display.

Obviously all of these ladies are naked at MrSkin.com. Why don't you start with Salma?

Gretchen Mol Provides Pseudo-vintage Full-frontal Nudity as Bettie Page

Agent E. — Mon, 19 Sep 2005 18:08:16 +0000

Although the lucky attendees at the Toronto Film Festival got a sneak peek, the masses will have to wait a bit longer to indulge in The Notorious Bettie Page, which wonít be released to theaters until March 10th, 2006. Gretchen Mol has provided us with an ample amount of nudity, but it has never been as exciting or anticipated as her turn as Bettie Page. Itís like getting two hot naked ladies for the price of one. The stylish movie includes many black-and-white scenes of Mol in vintage lingerie and bikinis, but the highlight comes only half an hour into the film, when Mol is posing for a photographer in the woods. Photographers can be pretty persuasive people, and this particular one convinces Bettie to take off every stitch of clothing and take some pretty pictures. The rest of the film continues to deliver all three Bís as Gretchen recreates many of Bettieís famous poses. Not to be missed.

See Gretchen at MrSkin.com.

Toronto 2005: Update on the Boobs

Agent E. — Mon, 19 Sep 2005 18:04:54 +0000

Late on Friday afternoon we brought you news of all the noteworthy nudes appearing at the Toronto Film Festival, but we understand that by three oíclock on a Friday afternoon most of you are either passed out drunk on the office liquor stash or you have placed a look-alike blow-up doll in your desk chair and are off to find your dealer (his supply usually runs short on the weekends). So to better serve you, our delinquent readers, we will update our earlier post with more juicy nudie details.

First up, Brokeback Mountain. Weíve all been hearing about Ang Leeís gay cowboy movie for at least a year now, what with the hunky, hunky kiss between Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal. But it wasnít until recently that the female cast members started getting some attention. Those cowboys may not actually be as gay as we thought, as they both have some fun with naked females. For Heath Ledger itís real-life fiancÈe/baby incubator Michelle Williams, who shows her breasts during and after sex with Ledger. Michelle has previously given us quite a bit of nudity in Me Without You and If These Walls Could Talk 2. We are more interested in Jake Gyllenhaalís bedmate, Anne Hathaway. We are still more than two months away from the DVD release of Havoc (we think there are already people lined up outside of Best Buy waiting for their copy), but if Anne keeps going at this rate sheís going to be the next Jenna Jameson by about February. Here she only shows a quick flash of breasts in the backseat of a car with Gyllenhaal, but it will be a nice addition to her alleged all-out freakiness in Havoc. Brokeback Mountain will be realeased theatrically December 9th.

The masses will have to wait a bit longer to indulge in our next selection, The Notorious Bettie Page, which wonít be released to theaters until March 10th, 2006. Like Michelle Willaims, Gretchen Mol has provided us with an ample amount of nudity, but it has never been as exciting or anticipated as her turn as Bettie Page. Itís like getting two hot naked ladies for the price of one. The stylish movie includes many black-and-white scenes of Mol in vintage lingerie and bikinis, but the highlight comes only half an hour into the film, when Mol is posing for a photographer in the woods. Photographers can be pretty persuasive people, and this particular one convinces Bettie to take off every stitch of clothing and take some pretty pictures. The rest of the film continues to deliver all three Bís as Gretchen recreates many of Bettieís famous poses. Not to be missed.

A movie that we have discussed extensively, Where the Truth Lies, also played at Toronto, and lucky viewers will get to see it for themselves on October 14th (That is if they live in L.A. or New York. The rest of us will have to wait a week). Atom Egoyanís NC-17-rated film has first-time skin from Rachel Blanchard, Alison Lohman, and newcomer Rebecca Davis, as well as second-time skin from Kristin Adams. It was the three-way scene between Alicia Silverstone stand-in Blanchard and Kevin Bacon and Colin Firth that garnered the film its rating, and Egoyan claimed that none of the dirty bits could be cut without ruining the entire plotline of the movie. Thatís some important sex. Blanchard only reveals her breasts in the movie, but itís a good start for a girl who was most recently seen on the sappy family drama 7th Heaven. We might be even more excited by Alison Lohmanís nudity, as she seemed to be stuck playing a teenager for too many years. Sheís all grown up here, revealing buns and breasts. Letís hope that directors the world over recognize that sheís both of age and damn sexy and continue her on the path of debauchery.

Our last big news is of Claire Danes, who seems to be quickly losing her wholesome image (snatching Billy Crudup away from his seven-months-pregnant wife sure helped that along). For years all we had to cling to was Claireís nip slip in Polish Wedding. Then last year she was gracious enough to give us both of her tiny teets in Stage Beauty. Now in Shopgirl she has garnered us with a lingering view of her naked buns. Thereís only one piece left in her nudity trifecta. Get a gander at this piece of the puzzle when Shopgirl opens on October 21st.

BREAKING NUDES: Toronto Film Fest 2005

Agent E. — Fri, 16 Sep 2005 21:39:44 +0000

For the past week some of our most eagle-eyed boob afficianadoes have been braving the dangerous streets of Toronto, bugging out their eyes at film after film searching for those wayward nips and flashes of gash. And boy did they ever find some.

We know you've been waiting for Anne Hathaway's nude scenes in Havoc for about eleven years now, but this fall will bring a double dose of Anne's apples, as she also gets topless in the upcoming gay cowboy flick Brokeback Mountain. And if that's not enough for you, there's also a flash of boob when Michelle Williams has sex with her real-life sweetie Heath Ledger.

Another highly anticipated film, The Notorious Bettie Page, was screened in Toronto, and you won't be disappointed with the results. As Bettie Page, Gretchen Mol spends a good deal of the movie looking vintage sexy and even throws in some full-frontal nudity to please all those Bettie fans.

We recently reported on Atom Egoyan's new film, Where the Truth Lies, receiving an NC-17 rating due to a graphic three-way sex scene. The film includes first-time breasts from Rachel Blanchard and Alison Lohman (she shows buns too), along with breasts from Kristin Adams and full-frontal nudity from Rebecca Davis. With that much nudity, we can even forgive the fact that that threesome includes two meaty dudes.

Claire Danes has a habit of providing only a tiny bit of nudity in some of her movies (it helps her seem like a serious actress without getting all ChloÎ Sevigny). This is her modus operandi in the Steve Martin novella-turned-film Shopgirl, where she only gives us a look at the tush (although it's said to be a great view and not just some sliver of asscrack).

As for the rest, there was plenty for every taste. Emmanuelle BÈart shows her breasts (again) in L'Enfer. Maria Bello shows all three B's in A History of Violence. Tanja Reichert, Michelle Monaghan, and Shannyn Sossamon all show breasts in Kiss Kiss Bang Bang. The L Word's Lauren Lee Smith shows breasts and bush while masturbating, giving and receiving oral sex, and otherwise having fun in Lie with Me. The Quiet has Mrs. Soprano Edie Falco getting topless and somehow not getting any attention (it also has Elisha Cuthbert teasing in bra and panties). Shadowboxer may not have much in the way of female nudity of note, but it does have Stephen Dorff's penis (!) and a sex scene between Cuba Gooding Jr. and classy Brit Helen Mirren. Little Ronnie Howard's little girl, Bryce Dallas Howard, gets full-frontal (with buns) in Manderlay (but we told you about that months ago). And for all you sci-fi geeks, Star Trek babe Jolene Blalock shows boobs and buns (and has sex with both Ray Liotta and Mekhi Phifer) in Slow Burn.

Phew! That's a lot of damn titties. Looks like it's going to be a hot winter.

Celeb Nudity (De)Briefing 12/09

Inspector S. (CNW Admin) — Thu, 09 Dec 2004 17:29:24 +0000

Gretchen Mol puts it all on the Page, Dennis Quaid drops trou, and Angelina yanks Colin's crank. Read on for all the tit-illating de-tails.

1. Actress Gretchen Mol will be baring all of her bits and bobs in the upcoming biopic about Bettie Page, pin-up legend and icon of unattractive rockabilly fashion everywhere. Says Mol: ""Bettie did total nude. You can't even take on the role if you're not prepared to do that . . . I would consider what she did extremely artistic."

2. Dennis Quaid, best known for being the ex of Meg Ryan, (and also of Riff Randell!) had a jolly old time mooning all who crossed his path on the set of his new movie In Good Company. CSI sex bomb Marg Helgenberger was thrilled and ass-tonished: "That was a fun afternoon. We shot take after take of Dennis pulling down his boxers."

Scarlett Johansson, on the other hand, took the prude route: "I was completely mortified and grossed out … but I've got to find his personal trainer." Hee!

3. And what would a celeb nudity roundup be these days without an appearance by Colin Farrell's ubiquitious weenis? Angelina Jolie reveals how she one-upped his penile practical joke on the set of Alexander: "He was always wearing those [caftans] which had a pocket. And he'd go up to me and say, 'Will you help me get this out of my pocket?' Staring up at me was his penis. I got him good though once. I pulled and stretched it so much, it was almost pulled off."