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Goldie Boldly Shows Her Oldies
You know how embarrassed you get when your mom tries to be hip and prove that she's not old and out of touch? The '90s were especially bad, when she wore belly shirts and got her tongue pierced and called your boyfriend "all that and a bag of chips." Poor Kate Hudson is still feeling [...]
Kate Hudson's Childhood Abuse Revealed: She Flew Coach!
You might think that growing up the offspring of rich and famous movie stars means that you only get the best in life, that every day is filled with cashmere and caviar. But not so if you're unfortunate enough to be the child of Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell. Then it's the back of the [...]
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The Banger Titters
On the 13th, Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell showed up at Quincy Jones's Q Prize Presentation. And she made her Private Benjamins public with a very see-through schmatte. What sort of out joke should we go with here? "Laugh In, tits out"? "The Out-of-Bra-ers"? "Breast Becomes Her"? "Butterflies Are Free . . . and so [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: She Wants to Be The Girl with the Least Cake
ï Courtney Love, in a bikini, weighing less than her 12-year-old daughter. That's what making out with Bruce Willis will do to a body. It happened to Lohan, now it's happening again.
ï Uma Thurman's one-piece strains against the weight of her Nordic kahooblies.
ï Owen Wilson and Kate Hudson's illicit extramarital blonde people [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: Sizemore Schtups for All to See
ï We've been warning you for weeks now, but the day is upon us: the ill-famed Tom Sizemore sex tape is now available for your online perusal. It's here, it's real. Live it, love it, own it.
ï Are Sienna and Jude finito for good? Reportedly, she's told him to take his little kitty [...]
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Kate Hudson Dishes: Mom, Sex, and Chakras
Some people are fueled by food, some people are fueled by caffeine, and yet others are driven by the nerve-tingling Lohanesque cocktail of Dexatrim mixed with blow. But Kate Hudson says that she's driven by sexual energy . . . just like her mom. Ew. Ew. Ew. EW.
Goldie and Kurt: Finito
Hollywood power couple Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn have reportedly called it quits after 21 years of romance. But weep not, America! We'll always have Overboard!