Tag Archives: Gisele Bundchen
CNW Junk Drawer: Oh, Behave
ï Gisele Bundchen may be costarring in the new Austin Powers movie. Terrific. What's next, Adriana Lima in Mighty Ducks V? (Daily Stab)
ï Eva Longoria and her husband want to invite Posh and Becks over for a foursome. A foursome consisting of slow and sensual games of Cootie! and Mousetrap. (Female Foist)
ï [...]
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Also tagged Bret Michaels, Britney Spears, David Beckham, Elisha Cuthbert, Eva Longoria, Evan Rachel Wood, jail, John Mayer, magazines, movies, Pete Doherty, tattoos, Victoria Beckham
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CNW Junk Drawer: Eatin' Kids, Beatin' Pigs
ï Bite-sized Heroes star Hayden Panettiere volunteered at World Children's Day, where she proceeded to devour all the babies under age two and pick her teeth with their discarded, semi-gnawed rib bones. (The Blemish)
ï Even when you take away her hand-held communication devices and remove her from the vicinity of assistants, Naomi Campbell [...]
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Also tagged Angelina Jolie, Anne Hathaway, Brandon Davis, Cameron Diaz, celebrity arrests, celebs in bikinis, Hayden Panettiere, Jerry Seinfeld, Megan Fox, Mena Suvari, Naomi Campbell, Suri Cruise, Tom Cruise
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Gisele Bunchen and Tom Brady Sex Tape: Full-Bodied with Bold Tannins
Models and athletes are paid for what they do with their bodies and not so much for their Marilyn Vos Savant brand of brains, so it comes as no surprise that they like to film said rippling, lithe bodies entangled in sexual ecstasy without thinking about the consequences of such a film being released to [...]
When a Thong Isn't a Thong
Here is morbidly obese sow Gisele "Tank" Bundchen in a bikini, again. You know, it's rather remarkable that this little chippie can perform a series of tasks–wedgie-harvesting, water-in-ear-head-smacking, fry-gobbling, comical-towel-on-head-as-makeshift-hat-wearing–that would make any other human being look about as appealing as a bediapered Mickey Rourke on a Pogo Ball, and yet, she still looks [...]
Gisele Bundchen Is a Cow
God, Gisele, lay off the donuts. You're disgusting. Really, you're like one bacon double cheeseburger away from Martha Dumptruck territory. Ick. Nice side boob, though.
CNW Junk Drawer: Benatard
ï Hilary Duff knows that love is a battlefield and hell is for children; dons Benatar pants to prove it. (Hollywood Tuna)
ï Bridget Moynahan is such a bitch, getting pregnant when she did so the baby's due date coincided with her then-boyfriend's future Brazilian supermodel girlfriend's birthday. How dare she? How dare she? (The [...]
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Gisele Bundchen Secretly Leaving Victoria's Secret
Gisele Bundchen is officially packing up her bespangled brassiere, unstrapping the thong from 'twixt her cheeks, and parting ways with Victoria's Secret, or as your elderly Southern aunt says, "The Victoria Secrets". The NY Post reports:
The Brazilian mannequin is giving up her wings as lead angel for the lingerie giant because it wouldn't up her [...]
Tom Brady Might Have Jizz-eled Inside Bundchen
And speaking of infinks simmering in the wombs of international sex bombs, here's one from the "probably bullcrap but we'll report it anyway" files. According to Boston.com:
A Brazilian website reported yesterday that Tom Bradyís girlfriend Gisele Bundchen may be pregnant. Bundchen would be no more than two months [along], but may already have told select [...]
Kimbo Stewart FHM's Most Eligible Bachelorette. Must Look up Definition of "Eligible Bachelorette"
When you imagine which young, single, hot girl you would most like to share your dangly bits with, names like Jessica (either Alba or Biel will do) or Scarlett might come to mind. But in the FHM offices they want nothing more than to drive their collective Downtown Train into Kimbo Stewart. Hey, Joe Francis [...]
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Also tagged Britney Spears, Carmen Electra, Ivanka Trump, Kate Moss, Keeley Hazell, Keira Knightley, Kimberly Stewart, Lindsay Lohan, magazines, Maria Sharapova, Nicky Hilton, Paris Hilton, Scarlett Johansson
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