London Fog is amping up its image for fall with an ad campaign featuring Gisele B¸ndchen ó but not her baby bump. In the ads, B¸ndchen strikes a seductive pose in nothing but a trenchcoat. The campaign was shot a few weeks ago and the images revealed B¸ndchenís pregnancy, but her visible baby bump has been retouched out of the campaign to ìrespect her privacy.î

We totally get this. Gisele’s hot, whether or not there’s something bigger than a ringworm growing inside her. But naked pregnant ladies only appeal to a small portion of the population. And for those of you who say, “But, CelebNewsWire, she’s selling raincoats. What do raincoats have to do with nudity?” Let us remind you that nudity sold millions of raincoats when you had to go to a theater to see porno. It’s about history, people.

First up, Gisele Bundchen. According to People:

Gisele Bundchen is expecting and ìecstatic,î sources tell PEOPLE. She is due early next year. Speculation has grown since pictures showing the supermodel in Brazil this week surfaced showing what seems to be a perceptible bump.

Yeah, we don't know. The above picture was supposedly taken this weekend at a Pantene event and maybe that's a "perceptible bump" in Supermodeltown, but it looks to us like you could chop tomatoes on that stomach.

Someone we can very easily imagine chopping various and sundry vegetables on his gut is Matthew McConaughey, who is expecting baby part 2 with girlfriend Camila Alves for real. He blogged:

"We have more blessed news to celebrate this Father's Day that [will] make this time next year double the fun. Levi is going to be a big brother… Camila and I are expecting our second child, bringing more life into the world, making more to live for. Viva la evolucion, naturally, and in the mean times and all time, just keep livin."

We love that McConaughey has embraced the corny catchphrase of his defining role and made it part of him. Which is more than we can say for Bronson Pinchot, who refused to do the Dance of Joy even after we offered him 2 dollars and half a pack of Chewels.

I understand that he has a mom, and I respect that. But to me, itís not like because somebody else delivered him, thatís not my child ñ I feel it is, 100 percent.
I want him to have a great relationship with his mom, because thatís important, but I love him the same way as if he were mine. I already feel like heís my son, from the first day.

Well, girl’s got nerve, that’s for sure. We just hope she’s carrying around a set of brass knuckles too, cause she just might need them. Today a “close pal” of Bridget’s told Page Six:

If Gisele loved Bridget’s child like he was ‘100 percent her own,’ then she would not talk about him in the press. Discretion and respect are not either of Gisele or Tom’s virtues, as was evidenced even when the child was still unborn and they publicly flaunted their relationship without any discretion whatsoever.
Don’t you think Jack will grow up and read her comments and find them disrespectful to him and his mother? If Tom is such a great father as everyone likes to say, then you would think that he’d respect the privacy of his young child and would ask his wife not to use his son as a publicity prop and a subject of public discussion. Is she is so desperate for attention that she can’t find anything more productive to talk about other than Bridget’s child?

It’s just like The Hand that Rocks the Cradle, only with less gynecologist molestation and picket-fence impalement. At least so far. Bridget looks like she’s got it in her to throw someone off of a roof.

It's official!

Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady wed Thursday just before 6 p.m. at the St. Monica Catholic Church in Santa Monica, Calif., Usmagazine.com confirms.

The bride, 28, donned a form-fitting ivory lace strapless gown with a trumpet skirt, scalloped edges, long train and a floor-length veil with attached handmade satin roses and attached satin headband, all by Dolce & Gabbana. Her three dogs also wore matching Dolce & Gabbana floral lace collars.

Dolce & Gabbana most recently dressed Fergie for her January nuptials to Josh Duhamel.

The ceremony — which began at dusk — was "very small and intimate," a source tells Us, adding that guests mostly consisted of immediate family. Brady's 1 Ω son with ex-girlfriend Bridget Moynahan, John Edward Thomas Moynahan, was also present.

(Fitting, as Bundchen once described her ideal wedding as "a simple ceremony…I don't like parties, I prefer something more intimate, just for the closest people.")

After the wedding, they had a small gathering at their home in L.A.'s Brentwood neighborhood. Brady's wedding band was visible upon leaving the church, while Bundchen carried her new stepson to the car.

Man, these two are boring. "I don't like parties. I'm too beautiful to be satiated by your pedestrian forms of entertainment. I've never even heard 'The Electric Slide.'"

ï Zahara and Shiloh Jolie-Pitt are cooler than you, and they can't even read. (Pop on the Pop)

ï Slumdog Millionaire star Freida Pinto has a secret husband. She's keeping him on the DL because he's so very attractive. (Anything Hollywood)

ï Pussycat Guy Nicole Scherzinger slips a nip. And what a nip it is. (The Blemish)

ï Let's play Celebrity Ass Pick. It's more fun than Cootie! (Cityrag)

ï 16-year-old Miley Cyrus's femme underwear model boyfriend Justin Gaston says he "looks up" to her. Because she's really good with a flat iron and an eyelash curler. How does she DO that? (Faded Youth)

ï Liev Schreiber desires man boobs. Perhaps he should talk to the male cast of Lost for tips. (Yeeeah!)

ï Gisele Bundchen see through. Not a half-assed bra see-through either. There's nipple. That's right. (Drunken Stepfather)

ï Aniston and Jolie will have a duel at high noon at the Oscars. (Allie Is Wired)

ï Chace Crawford rejects Lindsay Lohan. Again. Because he's gay. And she's faux gay. (PopCrunch)

It looks like the credit crunch is hitting the celebrity world as well as us mere mortals, with the Beckhams, Miley Cyrus and Joan Collins all been hit my the economic crisis.

Football's golden couple, David and Victoria Beckham may make millions ever year from Brand Beckham but they are not immune to the problems in the housing market. The couple have had to slash the price of their Madrid home after the £6.5 million mansion has been on the market for 17 months and has yet to sell.

The Beckhams are not alone. Supermodel Gisele B¸ndchen has also cut the asking price of her Manhattan penthouse from $10.9m (around £5.5m) to a paltry $5.9m (around £3m).

Former Dynasty actress Joan Collins was once the highest paid actress on television. But she was spotted last week doing her weekly food shop in American discount supermarket, Target. However she did then load her carrier bags into a Rolls Royce, which we're sure fitted in with the other cars in the car park!

Disney's teenage superstar Miley Cyrus has had her credit card confiscated by her mum after overspending. Your heart bleeds doesn't it.

Man, we really feel for these people. Where is their economic bailout package? Shouldn't there be some sort of provision in the Constitution that says that middle Americans are required by law to buy the products of the rich and famous in tough economic times so that they do not have to do the unthinkable, like switch from Cristal to Veuve Clicquot? Louis Vuitton to Coach? (Yes, we know that only one of the people mentioned in American. Just roll with it, people.)

ï Mickey Rourke takes his new face out to ogle some gay stripper's grape-smugglers. (Yeeeah!)

ï Keanu Reeves is seeing China Chow. You're also seeing China Chow. Seeing her topless, that is. In related news, China Chow is not kibble for Chinese people that comes in a 15 lb bag. Who knew? (Taxi Driver)

ï Jennifer Lopez and Unfrozen Caveman Husband take their spawn out for some fresh air. (Faded Youth)

ï Forget danceoffs; Mel B is getting her revenge on Eddie Murphy with an album called Beverly Hills Cock. That sounds nice. (Daily Stab)

ï The many toups of Jeremy Piven. (Cityrag)

ï Nicole Richie gets her Mrs. Roper on. (Seriously OMG WTF?!)

ï Gisele Bundchen speaks highly of beau Tom Brady; says he "doesn't have a bad bone in his body." That's right, because his bad bone is in YOUR body. Swish! (CelebWarship)

ï Boil some water and get some clean sheets–Britney's on her way to Lousiana to be there for Jamie-Lynn's birthin'! Wait a minute, we're talking about Spearses. Boil some Diet Mountain Dew and get some dirty sheets! (The Hollywood Gossip)

ï Puffy Dangle Doobie Diddle waxes his nutbag. It is imperative that we know this. (The Blemish)

ï Kate Moss dons a tasteful, maternal see-through dress to take her daughter for a stroll. (Flisted)

ï Anne Hathaway is all, "there once was a man from Nantucket." (WENN)

ï All hail the Poshycat Doll. (Daily Stab)

ï Kids, heed the sad tale of Naomi Campbell's hairline: weave abuse leads to baldness. (Yeeeah!)

ï Rihanna has a crotch that emits mystical hot pink beams! (Cityrag)

ï More Mischa Barton titty buttons from Closing the Ring. Now with video! (Egotastic!)

ï Julia Roberts stinks. (FemaleFirst)

ï Julianne Moore shows Moore of herself. Namely, nipples. (Fatback)

ï Billie Piper flashed a peck of freckled poppers. (Hollywood Tuna)

ï Amy Winehouse spends a night being dainty and demure. (CelebWarship)

ï Miley Cyrus in a typical MySpace picture pose. I.e., with exposed underwear. (Pop Crunch)