Tag Archives: Gisele Bundchen
CNW Junk Drawer: Nice Purple Rain Font
Adam Lambert’s album cover has been revealed and we seriously have no idea why people keep insisting this dude is gay. (Allie Is Wired)
Matthew Broderick flubbed his lines so badly at a recent play that audiences demanded their money back. Bomp bomp ohhhhhh yeeeeahhhh chicka chick ahhhh. (Celebitchy)
Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom got tattoos of [...]
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Also tagged Adam Lambert, boobs, camel toe, celebrity catfights, celebrity hookups, celebrity pregnancies, celebs in bikinis, Charlize Theron, Dita Von Teese, Jayde Nicole, Joe Francis, Julia Roberts, Khloe Kardashian, Lamar Odom, Matthew Broderick, music, plays, tattoos, Taylor Lautner, Taylor Swift
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CNW Junk Drawer: Rubber Duckie, You’re the One
A preview of Keeley Hazell’s 2010 “Erotic” Calendar. It’s especially erotic if you like vintage vacuum cleaners and oversized novelty bath duckies. (Yeeeah!)
Karina Smirnoff would rather dance naked then wear fur. Well, good, then. Why don’t you just do that? (The Blemish)
Lindsay Lohan hand job! Oh, wait. It says Lindsay Lohan lands a job. Eh, [...]
London Fog Erases Gisele's Baby
You’re probably looking at these photos of Gisele Bundchen near-nude trying to sell rain coats and thinking, “How does she get such a fabulous body? Eating nothing but carrot sticks? Working out eight hours a day?” Nah. It’s Photoshop. WWD says:
London Fog is amping up its image for fall with an ad campaign featuring Gisele [...]
Famous People Keep Reproducing
Do you subscribe to Modern Bride? Did you preorder your DVD copy of He's Just Not That Into You? Are you completely obsessed with babies and the gestation of them? Then this is a story for you. Hollywood baby boom! Bump alert! Baby joy! Blah blah! Yeah, there's not much to write about today, so [...]
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Also tagged Camila Alves, celebrity pregnancies, Matthew McConaughey, models, Tom Brady
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Skinny Lady Catfight
Yesterday we were preoccupied with Bai Ling’s nipples. You try thinking about something else when those things are around. But today we’ve busted out of our super-nipple cage and we’re thinking clearly. Today we are ready to face a couple of pretty ladies fighting over a little baby. In case you missed it, this is [...]
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Also tagged Bridget Moynahan, celebrity catfights, celebrity offspring
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Two Boring Pretty People Got Hitched
This morning was the running of the brides at Filene's Basement, causalities yet untallied. Undoubtedly some women came away very happy with their discount dresses, and we're sure their Lee-Press-on-Nail-scratched faces will recover in time for the big day. But some lucky people don't have to go through such hardships to look fabulous on [...]
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Also tagged celeb engagements/weddings, celebrity pets, Tom Brady
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CNW Junk Drawer: Golden R-earring
ï Pam Anderson straps on the golden thong and jiggles it. Just a little bit. (IDLYITW)
ï Zahara and Shiloh Jolie-Pitt are cooler than you, and they can't even read. (Pop on the Pop)
ï Slumdog Millionaire star Freida Pinto has a secret husband. She's keeping him on the DL because he's so very [...]
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Also tagged Angelina Jolie, boobs, celebrity catfights, celebrity offspring, Chace Crawford, Freida Pinto, Jennifer Aniston, Justin Gaston, Liev Schreiber, Lindsay Lohan, Miley Cyrus, nip slips, Pamela Anderson, see-through shots, Shiloh Jolie-Pitt
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Rich-as-Fuck Celebrities Not So Rich-as-Fuck Anymore
You probably think you have it pretty bad. The crap economy has you worrying if you're going to lose your job or your house or your car, you've switched to one-ply toilet paper, and instead of getting that latte every morning you've resorted to diving into the Starbucks dumpster and sucking on the discarded coffee [...]
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Also tagged David Beckham, Joan Collins, Miley Cyrus, Victoria Beckham
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CNW Junk Drawer: An Emmy's Just Like a Razzie, Right?
ï Lindsay Lohan has pulled a Heigl and withdrawn her name from the Emmy race. To which the Emmy panel said, "OK. Sounds good. Who's Lindsay Lohan?" (Celebitchy)
ï Mickey Rourke takes his new face out to ogle some gay stripper's grape-smugglers. (Yeeeah!)
ï Keanu Reeves is seeing China Chow. You're also seeing China [...]
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Also tagged Anne Hathaway, Britney Spears, celebrity gay rumors, celebrity nudity, celebrity offspring, China Chow, Eddie Murphy, Jamie Lynn Spears, Jennifer Lopez, Jeremy Piven, Kate Moss, Keanu Reeves, Lindsay Lohan, Marc Anthony, Melanie Brown, Mickey Rourke, P. Diddy, see-through shots, television, Tom Brady
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