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Kate Hudson and Angie Harmon's Butts Urge You To Give

Inspector S. (CNW Admin) — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 18:13:43 +0000

Why is Kate Hudson wearing a Naomi-from-Mama's-Family hat and a fishnet body stocking over her insanely scrumptious rumptious? For charity! In photographer Timothy White's latest endeavor, Hollywood Pinups, a bunch of dames like Kate, an errant Olsen, Tea Leoni, Susan Sarandon, Gina Gershon, Salma Hayek, and more more more wore little more than strategically-placed maribou feathers as they posed pinup style. Gosh, but that'll give a lift to our overseas soldiers. A lift on par with a lime phosphate, even if proceeds benefit world poverty and not war bonds. After the cut, prepare to toot your boogie woogie bugle to Angie Harmon's anus!

It's so weird that if you have a naked lady with classy lighting, a professional hairstylist, and a string of rhinestones up her ass, it's pin-up art. And if you have a naked lady lit by the glow of a Schlitz sign, with a fried spiral perm and a yo-yo up her butt, it's called "filth". At least that's what out grandma called it when we sent her our Christmas card. F U, Grandma.

Angie Harmon, Rebecca De Mornay, Gina Gershon, and Tea Leoni. For even more, head over to Yeeeah!

See more naked Kate Hudson at MrSkin.com.

CNW Junk Drawer: Heroes Hottie Hayden Hoists Hoots

Inspector S. (CNW Admin) — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 18:32:59 +0000

ï Tiny smurfling Hayden Panettiere hoists her wee hooters aloft. (Drunken Stepfather)

ï L.A. dudes in bands, hold on to your wieners–Mischa Barton is now single. (Digital Spy)

ï Samantha Ronson announces that Lohan’s boobs will become Mrs. and Mrs. Ronson soon. (The Blemish)

ï Mr. Skin kicks off the Top 50 Sexiest TV Shows list! Will Mama’s Family make the cut? (Mr. Skin)

ï Rachael Leigh Cook (”‘memba her?” – TMZ) still looks adorable, especially in her bikini. (Fatback)

ï Garbage girl Shirley Manson is a urinal. You heard us. (Cityrag)

ï Naomi Campbell plans to have babies. Great. Ever notice how a rattle is the exact length and weight of a Blackberry? (Derek Hail)

ï Everybody wants Tina Fey or Megan Mullally to do a Sarah Palin impression. But Gina Gershon’s got it covered, bikini and all. (Yeeeah!)

ï Josh Hartnett is the only man alive who plans on suing someone for saying he had hot sex in a library. Dork. (IDLYITW)

ï Anne Hathaway's scuzzo ex got sentenced to five years in the big house. And we just got sentenced to 10 minutes of masturbating to Anne naked in Havoc. Everyone wins! (CelebWarship)

ï And he shall be forever called Fishdick. (Holy Taco)

ï Kanye Wested got arrested. (Bitten and Bound)

ï VH1 is working on a new dating show starring Antonio Sabato Jr. You know who's going to be really excited about this? My sister, in 1991. (Seriously OMG WTF)

ï Look! We made a list of the "Top 100 Hilarious and Addictive Celebrity Blogs". See, we're not as bad as everyone says. (The Love Coach)

CNW Junk Drawer: Rhys Is in Pieces

Inspector S. (CNW Admin) — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 17:09:45 +0000

ï Sienna Miller finally cuts loose her improbably-named, leonine lover Rhys Ifans. (CeleBuzz)

ï Angry whelp Miley Cyrus wrecks equipment on the set of her new video. "Grrrr! I'm so mad! Like a bear! Grrr! Like a fluffy bear! With a bow around its neck! Grrr . . . awwww." (Drunken Stepfather)

ï Kim Kardashian and Vanessa Minnillo dressed as cheerleaders, Carmen Electra in jazzercise gear. You're welcome, pre-verts. (The Hollywood Gossip)

ï The fetus is out there. And by "there" we mean in Gillian Anderson's womb. (F-Listed)

ï Oh yeah, Charlie Sheen married Brooke Whatsherguts last weekend. We didn't report on it because it didn't involve insulting Denise Richards. (Allie Is Wired)

ï Lily Allen's hair is pink, her face is green, and her liver is pickled yellow. Fun drunk shots! Luv u Lily. (Derek Hail)

ï Astley Tisdale: prepare for mass RickRollage. (The Blemish)

ï Vanity Fair is in deep shit for implying that Gina Gershon let Bill Clinton's presidential peen into her Oval Office. Crystal Connors, NO! (Defamer)

ï Eva Longoria is sporting what appears to be an inflated pregnancy rack, highlighted by the most burnt sienna of tan-spackle. (D-listed)

Gina Gershon: Showgirl

Agent E. — Tue, 07 Mar 2006 17:59:26 +0000

We missed this one yesterday because we were a bit occupied scanning those Kate Bosworth pics with a magnifying glass and a high-intensity flashlight, but Gina Gershon showed up at the Vanity Fair Oscar party in a see-through dress. Sure, we've seen her bazooms a million times before, but we're never one to look a gift nip in the mouth. So enjoy.

Frankly we're a bit disappointed in Miss Gina. We're so used to her taking off her top and getting it on with girls that we figured any fancy party with her in attendance would end in her ripping off her dress Hulkamania-style and fingering Lindsay Lohan. And that's the image of Oscar night 2006 that we will carry with us for perpetuity.
(And Egotastic! has even more Gina see-throughs for ya.)

Gina in lezzie action at MrSkin.com.