X-Files star Gillian Anderson and boyfriend Mark Griffiths are parents of a baby boy, the actress's rep tells PEOPLE exclusively.

Felix Griffiths, weighing 6 lbs., 15 oz., was born Oct. 15 in London, says rep Kelly Bush.

Felix is the second child for Anderson, 40, with Griffiths, joining their 1-year-old son Oscar. Anderson also has a 13-year-old daughter, Piper, from a previous marriage.

We have long chuckled over Pamela Anderson's sons Dylan and Brandon, but this is worse. When the Anderson-Lee kids grow up, they're only expected to engage in a mean sideburn showdown. But poor Felix Griffiths is forever going to be following older bro Oscar around with a tiny little broom, grumbling about the stink of cigar smoke. What a sad existence. But in a sick way we're hoping that this naming device will continue. Maybe Gillian could jump on Hollywood's latest trend and start popping out twins. Tom and Jerry. Hansel and Gretel. Harold and Kumar. And if she's lucky enough to get a set of triplets on her next uteral outing? Snap, Crackle, and Pop.


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Today, friends, life imitates televised art. And Gillian Anderson will, in fact, show her unidentified flying objects in an upcoming film.

The movie is called Straightheads, will be released sometime this year, and stars Agent Dana Scully herself as . . . um . . . a lady who is naked. The sighting first appeared on Ain't It Cool News, and then a person who had seen a screening of the film was contacted for some elaboration, and said

"Gillian does get naked in a couple parts of the film, there are two sex scenes between her and Danny [Dyer] . . . the first sex scene I dont think you see anything of either of them (this is the now almost famous up against a tree scene. But near the beginning theres a shower scene, top half on show, and in the next sex scene you see her top half and everywhere else except for her 'modesty'!!"

We're pretty sure that in this case, "modesty" means "pubis". You know, just in case you weren't sure. We certainly hope this is not all a hoax, though. We want to believe. OK, we're done. We just ran out of X Files puns.

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