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Gillian Anderson's Sons Are a Real Odd Couple
Naming your kid after a cartoon cat is generally not a good idea. But if you're set on that idea, we guess Felix is better than Garfield or Heathcliff (unless your last name is Huxtable, of course). But saddling your newborn with the moniker Felix when his older brother is already called Oscar? That's just [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Funky Monk-y
ï Sophie Monk's nipples try to stab their way through her bikini top. Like they were pink, squishy pirate cutlasses. (I Don't Like You In That Way)
ï David Duchovny was scared that wife Tea Leoni would give him a beatdown when she saw his makeout scene with Gillian Anderson in the X-Files movie. Guess [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: Rhys Is in Pieces
ï Sienna Miller finally cuts loose her improbably-named, leonine lover Rhys Ifans. (CeleBuzz)
ï Angry whelp Miley Cyrus wrecks equipment on the set of her new video. "Grrrr! I'm so mad! Like a bear! Grrr! Like a fluffy bear! With a bow around its neck! Grrr . . . awwww." (Drunken Stepfather)
ï Kim Kardashian [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: "I Know How to Learn Anything I Want to Learn."
ï Kirsten Dunst's teatlets meet a lace-paneled dress, peekaboo nippage ensues. The pictures are old, but so are you, geezer.
ï John Mayer and Jessica Simpson are together again, naturally. Even though they say they weren't together in the first place. But they are now. Probably. Eh.
ï Well, we had the dubious honor [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: Apologies; Pregnancies
ï Christie Brinkley's husband says sorry. "Sorry! Sorry for having sexy sex with a teenager. Seriously, sorry about that. My b."
ï David Hasselhoff as Captain Hook in a London production of Peter Pan? Those are some pretty gay big shoes to fill. Only one man can replace The Hoff, and that's The Fonz. [...]
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The Boobs Are Out There
If life were an episode of The X Files, Fox Mulder would hear a report of a mystifying set of breasts and ass cheeks that mysteriously appeared like a beacon of sexiness in the Hollywood desert. And Scully would be all, "Preposterous! Mammary glands and the gluteous maximus simply do not just apparate unannounced." But [...]