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Geri Halliwell Looking Swell in a Bikini
Think back to about 1996. You were probably lusting after one of the varied and cliched manufactured personalities of the Spice Girls. But did you ever think, just for one moment, that thirteen years later you’d still be hearing about them? Did you think that Posh would be married to a powerful sports star and [...]
Geri Halliwell Sneaks a Bikini Peek
"Oh yeah, now I remember why they called me Ginger Spice."
CNW Junk Drawer: It's Like Trying to Catch a Falling Star
ï J. Lo may sign on to star in The Heights. Which is a Broadway play, and unfortunately not the 1990s FOX series featuring the hit song "How Do You Talk to an Angel?". (Fatback)
ï He always fills his ballroom. The event is never small. The social pages say Ricky Gervais has got [...]
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Geri Halliwell's Ass Is Swell
Poor Ginger Spice. In the '90s she got all the attention, what with her sexy curves and all that stuff that people with penises seem to enjoy. But now no one pays much attention to her. She didn't marry a hunky football star. She doesn't have rock-hard half-coconut-shell boobs. She's not BFFs with Katie Holmes. [...]
You Won't Like Ginger Spice's Trainer When He's Angry
Here, we have Ginger Spice going for a stroll with her personal trainer, the X-Men's Juggernaut. Oh, and that dog isn't Geri's pet. That's his lunch.
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CNW Junk Drawer: No Bra? Ono!
ï Heidi Klum impregnated by Seal; expecting another flipper baby.
ï Posh Spice to become godmother to Ginger Spice's baby daughter, Bluebell Spice. That's nice. When Bluebell needs advice on bulimia, tanning beds, and how to be a good trophy wife, she'll have a wealth of information at her fingertips.
ï Yet MORE Toni [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: Cleavage, Cleavage, Cleavage
ï Nicole Richie and DJ AM have officially broken up. Apparently, he's disgusted by Nicole's extreme weight loss method of not eating, while he lost over a hundred pounds the old fashioned way: by having a team of doctors reduce his stomach to the size of a butterbean, then saw off all his excess [...]
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Geri Halliwell: Hot! Horny! Guilt-Ridden!
Want to bed Ginger Spice? Pffft, it's easy! You just have to get an HIV test and get tested for every STD. Then if all your bloodwork comes back negative, there is a three-month waiting period, while Ginger Spice gets to know the real you, the man inside. Then, if you pass that test, and [...]