Tag Archives: Gerard Butler
Lindsay Lohan Returns to the Comfort of Cock
And she’s back on the dick. We knew it wouldn’t be very long before Lindsay Lohan was drawn back to the mystical allure of the peen. It’s one of her many, many addictions. That Sam Ronson poon? That was just an experiment. Plus, we haven’t exactly seen proof that Sam possesses an actual vagina. For [...]
Gerard Butler Plants Scottish Flag in Jessica Simpson’s Soil
The allure of Gerard Butler is a mystery to us. He has a face like an old boxing glove and seems like the poor man’s Russell Crowe (who’s the poor man’s Mel Gibson, who’s the poor man’s Yahoo Serious), yet he pulls more tail than your bratty toddler at a pet shop. And the tail [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Minka Jeter. Minka Jeter. Minka Jeter.
Derek Jeter makes 500 trillion dollars a year and now he’s going to marry Minka Kelly. And you guys don’t want Socialism? (Yeeeah!)
Jennifer Aniston nips out for Elle. Fashionably sharp, old girl. (CityRag)
Even Anderson Cooper can’t hide the vitriol when it comes to indulging Heidi Montag’s poppycockery. (Gone Hollywood)
Gerard Butler slapped a dog. And he [...]
Gerard Butler Dumps Jennifer Aniston
What’s worse than getting dumped for Renee Zellweger? Getting dumped into the back of a car. And having, possibly, a flank of labia steak flap out. And having someone take a picture. And then having them blow it up. And then having them put it, full page, in the New York Post. The tabloids love [...]
Goodness Me, Can't You See She's Gonna Cough It?
Hey pervs who want to get an eyeful of teenaged Hayden Panettiere naked: you might get your wish soon. Why? Because she's turning into Lil' Lindsay Lohan! Like Lilo, Hayden has daddy issues and prefers the grizzled touch of arthritic fogeys. Nude magazine spreads can't be far behind! According to our personal gossip sugar daddy, [...]