Tag Archives: George Clooney
Keira Clooney
We know that Keira Knightley admitted that she's got less going on in the chestal region than Ben Affleck, but that's no reason to call her a man. You're mean, FemaleFirst.
George Clooney's Penis Sure Can Tell a Good Joke
"Hey, guys, remember me? I'm Roseanne. I know I haven't been around lately, but I'm still totally famous. And people still love me even though I'm a total shit-whore bitch. Remember my show? The reruns are on like twelve times a day on one of those channels for women. No? You don't remember? I was [...]
Clooney: Master of Sarcasm
It seems that Russell Crowe is a little desperate for attention lately. He spent all of 2004 away from the big screen, and he's a bit scared that the fickle movie-going public has forgotten him. What's a boy to do? Why, take a few swipes at stars who had hit movies last year, of course. [...]
Brad and Jen: Movin' On
We never liked Brad Pitt hanging out with that Clooney boy. George is a little older and more experienced; those Ocean's Twelve boys are a bit of a fast crowd. We always thought he was a bit of a bad influence on Braddy, and now we find out that George introduced him to a swimsuit [...]
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