Tag Archives: George Clooney
George Clooney, Facebook Foe
Let’s face it, ladies, George Clooney is an old man. He’s got gray hair, he’s in movies that address, like, deep social issues and shit, and he hates technology. Give him another ten years, and he’ll be Clint Eastwood pulling guns on his nice new Asian neighbors and telling them to get off his lawn. [...]
Girl Fight! Fabio vs. George Clooney!
Have you ever seen two seven-year-old girls fight over whose Bratz doll is the whoriest? "Mine has a shorter skirt!" "Well, mine has more turquoise eye shadow!" "But mine stayed out all night in the Burger King parking lot with my Zac Efron doll. And they were drinking beer!" And then much arm flailing and [...]
George Clooney's Egg-Throwing Machine
Be very careful if you intend upon trespassing at George Clooney's Italian villa: You may end up covered in raw egg. Which is probably not the sort of sticky, gelatinous material most intruders are hoping to get on their face. Star magazine reports (via Celebitchy):
[George Clooney] recently installed an egg-throwing machine at his mansion on [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: What's Red, White, and Screwed All Over?
ï Nicole Richie in a bikini. Now with more boobs and fetus; less jutting latissimus dorsi. (Egotastic!)
ï Drummer gets pounded: Meg White sex tape? We say not her, but here's a challenge: if someone can find and send us a picture of Meg wearing the "D" necklace featured in the hump flick, we [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: "Shahara! Shahara."
ï Today's "Inseminated or Ugly Dress?" contestant: Katie Holmes. (Celebrity Mound)
ï Angelina Jolie is planning on burying the hatchet with dad Jon Voight. Maybe now, he'll finally learn Zahara's name. (FemaleFirst)
ï Maria Menounos nearly bares her two-nos. (Taxi Driver)
ï Lindy Loho has cancelled her 21rst birthday blowout. Instead, she'll celebrate by [...]
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Also tagged Angelina Jolie, BeyoncÈ Knowles, booze, celebrity pregnancies, celebs in bikinis, Jessica Alba, Jessica Simpson, Jon Voight, Katie Holmes, Lindsay Lohan, magazines, Maria Menounos
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Does This Mean a George Clooney Public Face Licking Is in Our Future?
We usually don't go in for cutesy celebrity couple names, but we might make an exception for George Clooney and Pam Anderson simply because we enjoy saying Cloonderson.
Tom to Complete His Purchase of Katie at George Clooney's Italian Villa
Sometimes it seems like celebrities are only aware of about fourteen locations on the face of the earth. Hyde is one, of course, then there's that really sketchy house in The Valley that's a pain in the ass to get to but always has the best drugs. Once in a while a celeb like Angelina [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: Madonna and Child
ï Andy Dick chalks up the fact that people call him gay to everyone being jealous of him, and not him having sex with men.
ï Kate Beckinsale says she'll never get plastic surgery. Despite the fact that her boobs were named the Ugliest in Hollywood.
ï Madonna probably adopted a baby, for real [...]
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Time for Your Annual Brad Smear
If you are a lady and it is time for you to head over to your local vagina doctor for your annual exam, you may just find that your pap smear is suddenly 92.3% more erotic, thanks to photos of oiled-up Hollywood beau-hunks on the doctor's walls.