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CNW Junk Drawer: Humpotron
Justin Timberlake dry humps Jessica Biel on the Jumbotron. Way to rub it in, dickface. (The Blemish)
Gavin Rossdale allegedly had a 5 year affair with a dude. Everything Gwen, everything Gwen? I don’t think so. (Yeeeah!)
Bonebag Lindsay Lohan goes on Ellen to discuss the finer points of chowing box. (Hollywood Grind)
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Gwen Stefani's Kid Eats Diamonds. No, Wait. Gwen Stefani's Kid Eats from a Diamond Spoon.
What sort of cutlery does your baby eat from, you poor middle-America middle-class loser? A plastic fork/knife/spoon set from IKEA that has teething marks and dried up strained peas all over it? Well get a load of Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale: He only eats from a $4000 diamond-encrusted spoon. That baby is p-i-m-p-i-n'! Reports our [...]
Gwen Stefani Follows Trend; Makes Baby
Fallen Bush crooner/wearer of mesh shirts Gavin Rossdale inserted his penis into the secret cloaca located inside Gwen Stefani's hair hole, ejaculated, and fertilized a new life. Gwen took some time out from yodeling and feeding her curious herd of Asian slaves to confirm that she's thirteen weeks pregnant. A source says:
ìThey found out at [...]
Unto You a Really Attractive Child is Born
The facially superior fruit of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's sex organs was birthed into this world on Saturday. We have to admit we're a little disappointed. We thought the world would feel . . . different, somehow. Brighter. Sexier.
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Love Angel Music Baby Baby Baby Baby Baby
Gwen Stefani is officially in the family way! Incredible! We had no idea drag queens could get pregnant.
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Potatoes: The Gift That Says "I Love You"
We've all received some lame presents for Valentine's Day (that pink satin teddy bear we got in the eighth grade being top on the list), but at least we're not Gwen Stefani. She got a couple sacks of potatoes.
Love. Angel. Music. Baby Daddy.
We all know that insecure singer Gwen Stefani had kittens after finding out that husband Gavin Rossdale sired a secret love child. But her blown gasket has now reached critical aneurysm status as Gav is possibly being sued for 15 years of back child support.