Tag Archives: Gary Busey
Sit! Stay! Snort!
In the classic VH1 Behind the Music featuring Motley Crue, Ozzy Osbourne admitted to snorting ants. Last year, Keith Richards jokingly claimed that he snorted his cremated father's ashes. Today, equine-toothed philospher/actor Gary Busey joins them in the hoovering hall of fame. True, the only thing he snorted was cocaine, but it was what he [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Pregalicious
ï Her bump. Her bump her bump her bump. Her lovely baby bump. Check it out. (Yeeeah!)
ï Pete Wentz says he one attempted suicide with a bottle of Ativan and some Jeff Buckley. Hell, Pete, if it's uncontrollable vomiting you're after, try listening to your own music. BURN! (Celebitchy)
ï Scary celebrity faces. [...]
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Jennifer Garner Survives Harrowing Busey Attack
Gary Busey is like a dildo secreted away inside a Jello salad at a family reunion: unexpected and fun for everyone! During an interminably long red carpet session prior to last night’s Oscar ceremony, the pink-hued mega-star showed up, inexplicably, to zazz up the night with his inimitable grace.
Inimitable grace, tombstone teeth, and a sexual [...]