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CNW Junk Drawer: Pregnant. Pregnant in Bikini. Not Pregnant in Bikini.
ï Beyonce still not talking on the wedding rumors, but is she also gestating Hova Jr.? (Celebitchy)
ï Eva Herzigova is definitely pregnant. You can tell because of the giant baby inside her belly. And the naked breasts, gravid with lactocity. (Drunken Stepfather)
ï Also pregnant and half naked? Tori Spelling in a bikini. [...]
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Also tagged BeyoncÈ Knowles, Camilla Belle, celeb engagements/weddings, celebrity gay rumors, celebrity nudity, celebrity pregnancies, celebs in bikinis, Eva Herzigova, Jay-Z, Johnny Depp, Kate Bosworth, Maria Sharapova, Naomi Campbell, Rob Lowe, Sophie Monk, Toni Braxton, Tori Spelling, Vanessa Paradis
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Jessica Simpson's Greatest Talent? "Hurting Millions of Fat People"
Jessica Simpson does not care that you are a fat, lazy slob who will not get off your couch and do some crunches with the likes of Cindy Crawford or Jane Fonda or whoever it is who's made workout videos since 1989. She is a very busy lady, and she does not have time to [...]
Cokeheads on Film Part II
Back in July we told you about the shocking, racy, totally sexy and raunchy video footage Porky Petey Dough-erty possesses of Kate Moss. It included such embarrassing moments as Kate singing. Wow. If something like that got out it would totally ruin her career as a really skinny person who can be made pretty with [...]
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Also tagged Celebrity Sex Tapes, Kate Moss, Pete Doherty, television
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CNW Junk Drawer: The People vs. Teri's Piehole
ï Teri Hatcher is being sued over lip gloss. The American justice system: serious business. (CelebTV)
ï Heather Mills (McCartney) shows off her strawberry fields, forever. Do you wanna hold her glands? You might have a hard day's night, though she appears to be giving everyone a ticket to ride, so let's all come [...]
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Also tagged Amy Winehouse, celebrity hookups, celebrity nudity, celebs in bikinis, Cindy Crawford, drugs, Hayden Panettiere, Heather Mills McCartney, John Mayer, Mary Carey, Megan Fox, Minka Kelly, music, Paris Hilton, Pete Doherty, plastic surgery rumors, Scarlett Johansson, Teri Hatcher
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Paris Hilton Sued for Being Unoriginal, Whorish
For once we're going to do a story about extreme stupidity that involves Paris Hilton and Hilty isn't the one being a dumbass. We'd say that this backwardness would soon lead to stories about Paris Hilton not being a total skank, but we've already seen her myriad Halloween costumes, so that's not likely. Anyway, girl's [...]
Marilyn Manson's Spoooky Purchases Not at All Shocking
You Probably think that Marilyn Manson trades in those big fat Hot Topic royalty checks for store credit that he puts toward guyliner and Manic Panic and whale-bone corsets for his Holita, but you'd be wrong. Page Six dishes:
INSTEAD of paying his keyboard player, Marilyn Manson squandered his band's earnings on "sick and disturbing purchases [...]
Are You Going To Sue the Dog Next, Angie?
Aw, what's wrong, Angelina? Is your daughter's name not as unique as you had hoped? Do you now wish you'd named Shiloh Thesmerila or Regtamulam? The good news is you've still got time to amend her birth certificate before those icky mean French perfumers steal your daughter's now useless name forever. Pax didn't seem to [...]
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Also tagged Angelina Jolie, celebrity offspring, Shiloh Jolie-Pitt
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Paris Makes Fun of Self, Sues
If you happen to imply that Paris Hilton is stupid or irresponsible or a drunken slut–even if she said, "Yeah, call me a drunken slut. That'll be funny"–she'll sue you. Naturally we're pretty freaked out about this. Though it won't stop us from finishing this story (we've already written two whole sentences. That's a lot [...]
R.I.P. A.N.S.: Funeral Tomorrow
After all the legal wrangling, haggling, and scrabbling between Larry Birkhead, Virgie Arthur, and Howard K. Stern (that asshole), it has been decided that Anna Nicole Smith will finally be buried next to her son Daniel in the Bahamas tomorrow. IMDb.com reports:
Virgie Arthur challenged a ruling to bury Smith in Nassau, and her appeal was [...]
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Also tagged Anna Nicole Smith, celebrity deaths, Howard K. Stern, Larry Birkhead
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