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Lindsay Lohan Gets Sued by Science Lady
How far do you think Lindsay Lohan made it in school? Eighth grade maybe? So when Linds is promoting her can-tan and saying that it's her own secret special formula, no one is picturing her wearing a lab coat, pouring various orangey substances into beakers, right? You're picturing her chewing on her hair during a [...]
Megan Fox OK with You Almost Seeing Her Nipples
That Megan Fox, she's always runnin' her mouth. "I think this, and I hate that, I think this is stupid, I like weeeeeed." But sometimes she runs her mouth about cool stuff, like how she's cool with touching other girls' boobies and farting and stuff. And sometimes she talks about that one time when you, [...]
Paternity Test? Bogus.
When we try to imagine excellent father figures, Ted "Theodore" Logan and Neo top our list. Followed closely by Johnny Pneumonic. Which is great news for the lady in the picture to the left, because she's claiming that Keanu Reeves is the father of her four kids. 46-year-old Karen Sala of Ontario, Canada, says that [...]
What's Your Job, Paris? "Uh, Bein' Purty?"
We know how things work in Hollywood. You don't have to have any actual talent or skills or do any real work if you look pretty in a fancy dress and have name recognition. We're hip to their jive. But aren't celebrities at least supposed to give us working folk the impression that they deserve [...]
Reparations from Miley
OK, Miley Cyrus is a mega-dummy for making the squinty face in that recent photo, but she's sixteen years old, an age when one is more concerned with deciphering the hidden meaning of Kelly Clarkson lyrics than racial sensitivity. But try telling that to Lucie Kim, some Los Angeles lady who was so devastated by [...]
CNW Mini Junk Drawer: "I'm Only Dating Him Because I Love You"
There is NOTHING happening today. NOTHING. So, like a mom giving her child a pot and wooden spoon to play with, we're handing you some links to keep you entertained. Sorry. Don't blame us, blame the boring celebrities.
ï Alex Rodriguez is mad because Madonna's stepping out publicly with some other dude! Even though he [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: Jennifer Lost Hertits
ï Dear Jennifer Love Hewitt: You can do side bends or sit-ups. But please don't lose that bust. (Faded Youth)
ï Paris Hilton is getting sued. Again. (I Don't Like You In That Way)
ï Yesterday Jennifer Aniston broke up with John Mayer. Today she's dating Selma Blair's ex. What does tomorow bring? (Female First)
ï [...]
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Sharon Stone Sued by China
A bunch of earthquake victims in China are suing Sharon Stone for $1 billion for saying they deserved what they got because their government's mean or some crap. Which means that Basic Instinct 2 obviously never made it to DVD in China, if they think Sharon Stone has $1 billion. Maybe they could sue her [...]
Jenny Lo Gets Sued
We love celebrity spin control. When someone is caught with a hooker or gets filmed donkey punching an old lady on a crowded street, there are always stories leaked by "inside sources" claiming that said celebrity is truly a great person, and the Starbucks barista must've put eighteen shots in their morning latte, because they [...]
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