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Oops, She Did Tit Again

Inspector S. (CNW Admin) — Tue, 20 May 2008 17:55:38 +0000

Lily Allen's rawest and pinkest bits continue their rampage across Earth. First she hauled out the chips, then came the matching fish. And Lily was absolutely delighted. According to SF Gate, she said,

"I didn't know they were on the front pages of newspapers! I thought I was a Page Three girl. It's like: 'Lily, 23, from London.' Finally! My new manager left a message on my assistant's phone, saying, 'Uh, I don't know if you know, but Lily's boobs are all over the newspapers.' It's only taking a bikini top off. I've got nothing to be ashamed of about my body. We've all got them."

Twas so nice, she did it twice. After the cut, more Lily yoinkers. Want some milk for your Weetabix, old sport! We're proper chuffed!

The Sun reports:

Lily Allen is making an almighty splash in Cannes. She was booted off Formula 1 boss Flavio Briatoreís yacht after some spectacular boozy behaviour.

Lil ripped off her bikini top and threw herself off the side of the boat in a moment of drunken excitement. The crew had to fish her out of the Med because she looked like she was about to drown. Once she was back on board red-faced Flavio covered her up with her dress because he was embarrassed by her inappropriate antics. Then she was told, in no uncertain terms, it might be best to retire for the evening.

Flavio Briatore–father of Heidi Klum's daughter–is famous for dipping his ding dong into any friendly vagina that crosses his path, so you know you've got to be a drunken mess if he's asking you to cover up. That's like Amy Winehouse staging your intervention or Gary Busey telling you you're too fucking weird.

Mariah Carey: Glutton For Punishment

Inspector S. (CNW Admin) — Wed, 06 Apr 2005 17:27:10 +0000

Mariah Carey, you are fast becoming our personal God, what with your diva fits and giant birthday cakes made in your likeness and the red carpet arrivals flanked with candles and all. But Mariah, honey, your taste in men is . . . well, it's appalling. Vomit-inducing, really. We thought you couldn't stoop any lower than Eminem and Jeter, but legendary modelhumper Flavio Briatore? Do you want to end up back in the psych ward?

Briatore is apparently some sort of racecar guy. We don't expect you to know who the guy is. Hell, we don't really know who, exactly, he is either. But he's some kinda cocksman–just look at the list of broads he's banged (bung?): scary gorgon Naomi Campbell, Nicole Kidman, model Vanessa Hilger, and he's the deadbeat biological dad of Heidi Klum's baby Leni, who's being raised by more-man-than-you singer Seal as his own. Now he's putting another notch on his sleazebelt after bagging Mariah.

Briatore organized a romantic weekend on his yacht last week in honor of her 35th birthday. A snitch yapped to the UK's Daily Star: "Flavio wanted to give Mariah the best birthday present possible and is aware that she has been working so hard promoting her new album. So what better way to relax than on board his yacht in Monaco? Mariah loves the place and hides away there as often as possible." Rumor has it that the man-tramp has actually named said yacht "The Mariah", which might just be the most committed thing he's ever done.

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