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Kissin' Cullens
Kiss from a Vampire. Is that an Anne Rice novel? A song from Undead Seal? No, it's a thing that happened. Apparently, Twilight hunk/hair farmer Robert Pattinson auctioned off a kiss on the cheek to the highest bidder at Cannes last night. The money went to charity and for a couple of tiny pecks on [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Cannes You Dig It
Brad’s all, “C’mon, Angelina, we have to get to Cannes” and she’s all, “Hold up, Brad, I gotta show the paps a little more of where Shilohs come from.” (Yeeeah!)
Maria Bello. Topless. Tied to a bed. Believe it. (Nudography)
And speaking of Maria Bello, did you know that she was from the greater [...]
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Gwyneth Paltrow Recaptures Youth by Flashing Boob
Young actresses will go to great lengths to get noticed, even (or perhaps especially) if they've been given a leg up by their famous parents. And by "great lengths," of course we mean showing off their kajooblies on film. But then they get the accolades, pop out a few kiddos, and it's curtains (and shirts) [...]
Two Hiltons and a Wall-humping Eggert: The Less Cinematic Side of Sundance
You might think a film festival is somewhere that people go in order to watch movies, but you'd be wrong. God, you're such a fucking moron, aren't you? People go to film festivals to get free shit they could easily afford and party-as-a-verb. At least if your last name is Hilton, anyway. Page Six brings [...]
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Also tagged booze, celebrity nudity, David Katzenberg, Jared Leto, Kim Kardashian, Lena Headey, movies, Nicky Hilton, Paris Hilton, parties, Vera Farmiga, Zoe Kravitz
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Toronto Film Fest Part II: Bring in da Nudes, Bring in da Funk
The Toronto International Film Festival keeps delivering the tits. Today we bring you Keira Knightley really, truly naked (as opposed to covered in dripping-wet see-through fabric), new nudes from Marisa Tomei, and Rosie Perez's first baring in the nude millennium. God, we love the cinema.
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Toronto International Film Festival 2007 Features Young People Fucking
For a couple of years now, we've been hounding the powers that be at the Toronto International Film Festival to add a subtitle to their festival's name. We've sent letters, personalized cupcakes, talking parrots, whatever we could think of. But to no avail. They will not even consider changing the name to the Toronto International [...]
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Also tagged Asia Argento, Cate Blanchett, celebrity nudity, Diora Baird, Juliette Binoche, Mena Suvari, movies, Nicole Kidman
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Keira Knightley Will Give You A-bone-ment in Atonement
Keira Knightley wants to make it very clear that she doesn't get naked in movie after movie because she's some kind of twisted nudity-loving pervert (damn!); it's all for her career. She's really ambitious, and ambition=nudity. All those prudey American actresses who refuse to show a boob now and then are just lazy and don't [...]
Jerry Seinfeld Bee an Idiot
When you're in high school and need weed money really, really badly, you'll take any job you can get. Wearing a hot-dog costume and standing on a busy street frequented by your peers and yelling, "We've got big wieners here! Come and take a bite of our wieners!"? No problem. But Jerry Seinfeld is indisputably [...]