Tag Archives: Fergie
CNW Junk Drawer: David Silver's Best Gal
ï Megan Fox seems to have misplaced her shirt. We all win! (Egotastic!)
ï Brad Pitt thinks that orphans come from his anus. (Allie Is Wired)
ï Britney's not the only one who enjoys mama's lollipops in front of Sean and JJ. Only Daddy's lollipops come in a pretty glass container and smell funny. [...]
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Also tagged Ashley Tisdale, Brad Pitt, Britney Spears, celebrity bathroom habits, celebrity offspring, celebs in bikinis, Katie Holmes, magazines, Megan Fox, Monica Bellucci, plastic surgery rumors, Tara Reid, Tom Cruise, Tony Parker, underwear, upskirt shots
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Duhamel Desires Fergie Baby, Doggie Style
Josh Duhamel is ready to make babies with his significant other, Fergie. Aw, that's so cute. He thinks she's not a dude. He tells OK! mag:
ìIíve got a lot of friends with kids. Two of my friends have three kids. They all have kids except for meóso I got to get on the horse!î
"Horse" [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: An Elle of a Bod
ï If you're "board", Elle MacPherson in a bikini will make you whip up a batch of your own sex wax. Har de har. (Drunken Stepfather)
ï Someone give Renee Zellweger a part in Bridget Jones 3, stat. (Yeeeah!)
ï Paris Hilton rubs her nipple on a bear. (Egotastic!)
ï Madonna: arms of [...]
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Also tagged ailing celebs, celebrity nudity, celebs in bikinis, Diora Baird, drugs, Elle MacPherson, Keith Richards, Madonna, magazines, movies, Owen Wilson, Paris Hilton, RenÈe Zellweger
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Josh Duhamel Gives Fergie the Pole
We say "Scarlett Johansson working a stripper pole" and what's your reaction? Pupils turning into beating hearts, groin-tingling, a little tongue lolling? Now we say "Fergie on a stripper pole" and what happens? Anguished wailing, dry heaving, rocking and involuntarily shaking? Right. Curiously enough, Fergie's saintly boyfriend, actor Josh Duhamel, is actually excited about the [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Ambien And Candie's
ï Scarlett Johansson dons septum piercing, (fake?) tattoo; dresses like Hot Lips Houlihan. (CityRag)
ï Hunkosaurus Rex John Stamos blames his recent slurry interview on Ambien. Right now, David Hasselhoff and Paula Abdul are cursing themselves for not thinking of that one first. (Glitterati Gossip)
ï Crack-addicted, clammy, rotten-toothed, smack-shooting, overgrown fetus cheats on [...]
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Maxim Overturns Accepted Order of Sexiness
It seems that every month or so some magazine or website or other collective of undersexed males declares who, at that very moment, every man on earth should want to do dirty things to more than any other living female. For a while there it looked as if Angelina Jolie would top every such list [...]
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Also tagged Ali Larter, Christina Aguilera, Eva Longoria, Eva Mendes, Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel, Lindsay Lohan, magazines, Rihanna, Scarlett Johansson
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Fergie and Alessandra Ambrosio Get Literal
New trend alert! Fergie and supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio graciously wearing labeled garments that handily point out what said items are, and/or to be used for. Fashion comes in cycles, and it's exciting to be able to hit storage and bust out our 1982 mug that says "mug", bag that says "Le Bag", and Le Car [...]
Fergalicious not Flyalicious
If you would have asked us this morning possible reasons why Fergie might be forbidden to board a plane, we probably would have come up with the following answers: 1) In an effort to curb a possible terrorist threat, Homeland Security has put a temporary ban on carrying Fergalicious upon any aircraft; 2) Since her [...]
No No No No Don't Phunk with Her Drawers
We don't normally put an upskirt shot behind a cut if panties are involved. However, if the panties are clinging to the underportions of Fergie, we can only assume that you'll end up spending the better part of the workday scrutinizing the nylon-clad crotch for telltale penile protuberances, so we feel compelled to minimize your [...]