I’ve had a lot of fun with women, and I’m not ashamed of it.

The problem is that I also love a well-endowed man.

But just because I enjoy women doesn’t mean I’m allowed to have affairs in my relationship.

I learned through talking with my therapist that it is still cheating even if it’s with girls, so there is a rule there.

It sounds like Fergie and Josh would be a whole lot happier if it weren’t for that damn therapist. Ferg could satisfy her penchant for poon with Josh, and no one would be cheating. Or they could agree that it’s only cheating if they have sex with other men. Or maybe that’s too restrictive too. Maybe it’s only cheating if they have sex with one-armed eunuchs from Botswana. They could handle that, right?

Follow us on Twitter. We won’t demand monogamy, cause we’re cool like that.

Josh Duhamel and wife Fergie are denying another round of allegations from an Atlanta stripper that she had a one-night stand with the actor.

“This is not the first nor will it be the last time that a stripper was paid a large amount of money to sell a false story about a celebrity,” says Duhamel’s rep. “This story is absolutely ridiculous.”

A rep for Fergie adds: “These allegations are nonsense.”

In her latest interview, Nicole Forrester says she had sex with Duhamel in an Atlanta hotel a week after he came into the Tattletale club, where she works as a dancer. Forrester says she has text messages and polygraph test to back her up.

“We did hook up and had lots of sex and we had a really, really good time,” Forrester told Atlanta radio station Q100’s “Bert Show” on Monday.

Honestly? There’s not much difference between Fergie and an Atlanta stripper. One of them releases urine out of her crotch onstage, the other one picks up dollar bills with her crotch onstage. Guess which.

"Put it this way, Iíve experimented definitely, but I have never had a steady girlfriend."

God, she is just so edgy and in my face. What's she gonna do next–get her tongue pierced and then stick it out and make devil horns with her hand for some pictures? Because that would really freak out the squares.

Fergie and her fiance Josh Duhamel had a joint bachelor/bachelorette party last night.

The pair – who are set to tie the knot in a lavish ceremony in Los Angeles tomorrow (01/10/09) – partied with 75 friends at new Santa Monica club Dakota Lounge.

The couple decided to go against tradition and celebrate their upcoming wedding together so their friends could meet each other before the ceremony.

A source said: "They decided to have a joint bachelor and bachelorette party and have their friends mingle and get to know each other before the big day."

We know we always like to poke fun at Fergie and say she looks like a grown-up chola Cabbage Patch Kid from New Jersey, but we honestly do wish her a beautiful wedding with lots of love and happiness. Xavier Roberts will give her away and the the vows will come straight from the CPK birth certificate and read "I promise to love my Fergie will all my heart. I promise to be a good and kind spouse. I will always remember how special my Fergie is to me." And then your little sister will write on her face with crayon and leave her on the school bus.

ï Britney Spears sex tape caps? We dunno, dudes. No Bagel Bite residue on anything, so . . . (Yeeeah!)

ï Mario Lopez kissed Fergie and lived to tell the tale. (Hollywire)

ï Heather Locklear just checked herself before she wrecked herself. Naw, she checked herself into a clinic to deal with depression and other psychological issues. (Faded Youth)

ï Amy Winehouse is out of the hospital and bustin' loose! Lock up your crack pipes and your Final Net! (CelebWarship)

ï Hugh Hefner banged a lot of dames. And his sister-in-law. And a dude. (Celebridiot)

ï In case you were wondering, Jennifer Lopez is still a joyless harridan asshole. (D-listed)

ï Pam Anderson bares her teeth, growls, and emits a fountain of champagne from her tit. (Cityrag)

ï Anne Hathway's now-ex boyfriend just got popped for posing as the Vatican's financial officer. Ahahaha, whatta cutup! (Daily Stab)

ï Katherine Heigl ditches the Huggabunch bikini in favor of the Rainbow Brite one. And pairs her UV rays with a few long hard drags off a cigarette. Cancerlicious! (Drunken Stepfather)

ï Pete Wentz says he one attempted suicide with a bottle of Ativan and some Jeff Buckley. Hell, Pete, if it's uncontrollable vomiting you're after, try listening to your own music. BURN! (Celebitchy)

ï Scary celebrity faces. Poor Busey never gets a damn break. (Cityrag)

ï Adriana Lima beans! The virgin model gets nude for GQ. (Popoholic)

ï Kate Moss and her boyfriend sing and dance on Jim Morrison's grave. Then afterwards they made a slam book and drank a wine cooler and totally stole one of Kate's mom's Virginia Slims and pierced each other's ears with safety pins!!! You guys are sooo busted!!!! (FemaleFirst)

ï Eliot Spitzer's paid lady companion, Ashley Alexandra Dupre, once Went Wild. (Drunken Stepfather)

ï Is there a Jennifer Aniston tell-all in the works? We are on the cusp of finally, finally learning how she gets that glass-like hair sheen! (PopCrunch)

ï Gaze upon the spawn of J. Lo! Admire them! Bow! Bow, minions! (Allie Is Wired)

Singer Fergie took to the stage at a New York high school on Tuesday to teach students about AIDS prevention and safe sex. The Black Eyed Peas star, who was once addicted to crystal methamphetamine, urged the 10th graders at Murry Bergtraum High School to never allow themselves to be pressurized into sex without a condom.

She told the assembled 15-year-olds, ìIn high school I cheated on my boyfriends – whatever! (But) do you really want that person whoís just going to like you if you have unprotected sex?î

Speaking after the event, Fergie added, ìItís about building self-esteem. Thatís what itís going to take for young people to have protected sex. They have to stick to their guns.î

We're really glad that Fergie is concerned about kids being "pressurized" into sex, which we think means that she is against airplane-bathroom hookups involving teens, but we're disappointed that she didn't mention the tactics she's come up with to turn her boyfriend off of sex, i.e., letting him see her with urine all over herself. Although she was talking to teenagers, who have a statistically high probability of dating R. Kelly, so maybe that tactic isn't foolproof.

ï Mischa Barton got arrested for DUI and drug possession. Way to be Scrooges, cops. (TMZ)

ï Fergie is engaged! To a man, even! Flossy, flossy. (A Socialite's Life)

ï Jessica Alba is also engaged. Awwww, now her baby won't be a bastard. Cute! (Derek Hail)

ï Robin Wright and Sean Penn are not engaged, however. In fact, they are getting a divorce. Perhaps she finally got a glimpse of him in the cold hard light of day. (I Don't Like You In That Way)

ï Et tu, Brendan Fraser and wife? Oh, Encino Man, why can't you and your onion field hair plugs make love last? (Celebitchy)

ï The sirer of Jamie Lynn Spears's unborn doohicky might not be Casey Aldridge. It might, instead, be Kevin Federline. Juuuuuust kidding, it's some old dude. (Yeeeah!)

ï Gaze upon these photos of Nicollette Sheridan in a bikini and be revived. And then note sadly that Michael Bolton is the master of that body, and shrivel, groaning in pain. (Drunken Stepfather)

ï Sharon Stone trots out those nips for a trip around the block. (Celeb Warship)

ï Lindsay Lohan might as well face it, she's addicted to dong. (Egotastic!)

ï Leelee Sobieski. TeeTee Boobichesti. (The Blemish)