Tag Archives: Fergie
Even Fergaliciousness Cannot Hold Josh Duhamel
Her body stay vicious! She drive these brothers crazy, she do it on the daily! She’s Fergie Ferg, and she love you long time. So why would her husband, the handsome and <strike>talented</strike> handsome Josh Duhamel creep behind her back to dork a stripper? People tries to make some sense out of this infidelity madness.
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CNW Junk Drawer: Up, Up and Away in My Dad’s Beautiful Mylar Stormchasing Balloon
Balloon Boy and his non-airborne brethren have a (c)rap video about avoiding “pussification”. Hey, they’re better than the Beastie Boys. (YouTube)
Balloon Boy also totally busted his fame-fellating parents by saying “You said we did this for the show.” Hahaha. (Celebitchy)
And after that, Balloon Boy barfed twice on live TV. The end. (Dlisted)
Amy Winehouse has allegedly [...]
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The Dutchess Is the Butchess
Remember when Fergie peed her pants? Man, those were salad days for us. We got a lot of mileage out of that one. But hey, maybe it wasn't urine. Maybe it was a torrent of watery lady batter brought on by lust for the lesbian touch. In the upcoming video for a new Black Eyed [...]
The Dutchess Takes a Duke
Where has Fergie been lately? Apparently, she be up in the gym. Just workin' on her fitness. So her body stay vicious . . . for her upcoming wedding to blandly handsome television star Josh Duhamel. According to our personal gossip nondenominational minister, Female First:
Fergie and her fiance Josh Duhamel had a joint bachelor/bachelorette party [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Plaid Party Till You Puke
ï Mary-Kate Olsen, Nicole Richie and friends enjoy debaucherous party involving tons and tons of . . . plaid flannel? (The Blemish)
ï Britney Spears sex tape caps? We dunno, dudes. No Bagel Bite residue on anything, so . . . (Yeeeah!)
ï Mario Lopez kissed Fergie and lived to tell the tale. (Hollywire)
ï [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: Pregalicious
ï Her bump. Her bump her bump her bump. Her lovely baby bump. Check it out. (Yeeeah!)
ï Pete Wentz says he one attempted suicide with a bottle of Ativan and some Jeff Buckley. Hell, Pete, if it's uncontrollable vomiting you're after, try listening to your own music. BURN! (Celebitchy)
ï Scary celebrity faces. [...]
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Fergie Tells Kids: "No Humps, No Humps, No Teenage Sexy Humps"
If we were in high school and were battling with the decision of whether or not to have sex, we're sure a special assembly in the gym at which a famous person told us not to do it would be very helpful. Sure, we'd probably still end up getting a girl to feel sorry for [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: David Silver's Best Gal
ï Megan Fox seems to have misplaced her shirt. We all win! (Egotastic!)
ï Brad Pitt thinks that orphans come from his anus. (Allie Is Wired)
ï Britney's not the only one who enjoys mama's lollipops in front of Sean and JJ. Only Daddy's lollipops come in a pretty glass container and smell funny. [...]
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Duhamel Desires Fergie Baby, Doggie Style
Josh Duhamel is ready to make babies with his significant other, Fergie. Aw, that's so cute. He thinks she's not a dude. He tells OK! mag:
ìIíve got a lot of friends with kids. Two of my friends have three kids. They all have kids except for meóso I got to get on the horse!î
"Horse" [...]