Tag Archives: Fergie
CNW Junk Drawer: Slurping Up with the Kardashian
Kim Kardashian suckles the ’sicle. (IDLYITW)
Sofia Vergara nude pics. She used to date Tom Cruise. Hahahaha! That’s funny. (Cityrag)
Johnny Depp offers to help bail Nicolas Cage out of his money trouble. Because he’s Johnny Depp, and he’s a nice person, a good father, an excellent actor, and his breath probably smells like honeysuckle. (Celebitchy)
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Fergie Thought Chowing on Chicks Wasn’t Cheating
You know those guys who are all like, “It’s not cheating cause I only put the tip in. That sooooo doesn’t count”? Pee pants Fergie is just like that, only her version involves slurping snatch. The Fergie Ferg said:
I’ve had a lot of fun with women, and I’m not ashamed of it.
The problem is [...]
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Even Fergaliciousness Cannot Hold Josh Duhamel
Her body stay vicious! She drive these brothers crazy, she do it on the daily! She’s Fergie Ferg, and she love you long time. So why would her husband, the handsome and <strike>talented</strike> handsome Josh Duhamel creep behind her back to dork a stripper? People tries to make some sense out of this infidelity madness.
Josh [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Up, Up and Away in My Dad’s Beautiful Mylar Stormchasing Balloon
Balloon Boy and his non-airborne brethren have a (c)rap video about avoiding “pussification”. Hey, they’re better than the Beastie Boys. (YouTube)
Balloon Boy also totally busted his fame-fellating parents by saying “You said we did this for the show.” Hahaha. (Celebitchy)
And after that, Balloon Boy barfed twice on live TV. The end. (Dlisted)
Amy Winehouse has allegedly [...]
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The Dutchess Is the Butchess
Remember when Fergie peed her pants? Man, those were salad days for us. We got a lot of mileage out of that one. But hey, maybe it wasn't urine. Maybe it was a torrent of watery lady batter brought on by lust for the lesbian touch. In the upcoming video for a new Black Eyed [...]
The Dutchess Takes a Duke
Where has Fergie been lately? Apparently, she be up in the gym. Just workin' on her fitness. So her body stay vicious . . . for her upcoming wedding to blandly handsome television star Josh Duhamel. According to our personal gossip nondenominational minister, Female First:
Fergie and her fiance Josh Duhamel had a joint bachelor/bachelorette party [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Plaid Party Till You Puke
ï Mary-Kate Olsen, Nicole Richie and friends enjoy debaucherous party involving tons and tons of . . . plaid flannel? (The Blemish)
ï Britney Spears sex tape caps? We dunno, dudes. No Bagel Bite residue on anything, so . . . (Yeeeah!)
ï Mario Lopez kissed Fergie and lived to tell the tale. (Hollywire)
ï [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: Pregalicious
ï Her bump. Her bump her bump her bump. Her lovely baby bump. Check it out. (Yeeeah!)
ï Pete Wentz says he one attempted suicide with a bottle of Ativan and some Jeff Buckley. Hell, Pete, if it's uncontrollable vomiting you're after, try listening to your own music. BURN! (Celebitchy)
ï Scary celebrity faces. [...]
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Also tagged Adriana Lima, books, celebrity offspring, celebrity pregnancies, Gary Busey, Jennifer Aniston, Kate Moss, magazines, models, Pete Wentz
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Fergie Tells Kids: "No Humps, No Humps, No Teenage Sexy Humps"
If we were in high school and were battling with the decision of whether or not to have sex, we're sure a special assembly in the gym at which a famous person told us not to do it would be very helpful. Sure, we'd probably still end up getting a girl to feel sorry for [...]
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