ï Drummer gets pounded: Meg White sex tape? We say not her, but here's a challenge: if someone can find and send us a picture of Meg wearing the "D" necklace featured in the hump flick, we will believe. (Derek Hail)

ï George Clooney suffering from road rash. "Road rash" to become the new "exhaustion". (A Socialite's Life)

ï Salma Hayek laid her hot bod down, spread her sexy thighs wide, and . . . pooped out a squalling baby. Mazel tov! (Yeeeah!)

ï So now Marcia didn't finger Jan? What a rip! (Dlisted)

ï Here are things Lindsay Lohan has destroyed: countless bottles of Grey Goose, cars, her own career, and now, some dude's marriage. (IMDb)

As well as talking candidly about her well-documented eating disorder and drug problems in the book, TV's Marcia Brady will come clean about a romance she had with co-star Eve Plumb, who played her sister Jan on the hit show. A source tells America's National Enquirer, "The most explosive comments will be how the then-blonde, blue-eyed cutie developed a crush on Eve Plumb, which led to some sexual play. This book will certainly come as a shocker. While Maureen is not a lesbian, she reveals there were some sexual hijinks going on behind the scenes. It's bizarre because she played such a virginal character on the show."

It's like the Bradys themselves sang lo, so many years ago. When it's time to change, you've got to rearrange, who you are and what you want to be. And what you're going to change is your sexual orientation and what you want to be is a cha-cha chewer. Sha na na na na na na na.

Yes! Marcia Brady HAS gotten naked and you can see it at MrSkin.com!