Tag Archives: Evangeline Lilly
Go Green! Go Barren!
Here you’re worried that you keep on forgetting your reusable totes every time you head out to the farmer’s market or that you can’t fit a compost bin into your kitchen, but you’re missing the point, man. You want to go green? Lost star Evangeline Lilly has the answer for you: Just stop crapping out [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: 67 Hours of Labor
Rihanna’s bringing back the Gumby. You go, girl. (Yeeeah!)
Top 100 Celebrity Nude Scenes of All Time! Shut the door, turn off your phone, and dig into #40-31. (Mr Skin)
Lake Bell in a see-through bra for GQ. Who’s Lake Bell? Who cares! (The Blemish)
Michael Jackson’s doctor will most likely be charged with manslaughter. (TMZ)
Paris Hilton claims [...]
"Hey, Freckles, That's Not a Toilet"
Fair and freckled Lost babe Evangeline Lilly has a new movie called The Hurt Locker to promote. A lot of actresses will spark interest in a project by appearing on talk shows or posing in their drawers for Maxim or even busting out with a bit of a nip slip, but not our Evangeline. She [...]
Evangeline Lilly's Bikini Bottoms Get Lost
Because we care about you remaining gainfully employed, we cleverly placed the picture of Evangeline Lilly's ass hanging out of her bikini bottoms behind the cut. Even though, as far as incidental celebrity nudity goes, droopy drawer ass is pretty low on the "dirty" list. In fact, it's so fluffy-bunny, Reading Rainbow innocent that you're [...]
Dominic and Evangeline Get Handsy and Sandsy
Awkward English hobbit and Canadian Jesus freak with brutal abs meet on set of Hawaiian plane crash show, fall in love, dry hump on beach. Only in Hollywood.
Please let that tattoo say "You all everybody."
CNW Junk Drawer: Dunstcrack!
ï Teri Hatcher deems her toes and nipples "suck-worthy". Just like her acting!
ï Evangeline Lilly blames Hollywood for forcing her to get really, really buff.
ï IF you want Rod Stewart's daughter's naked bo-dy, AND you think she's sex-y, COME on sugar, click right here.
ï Ashlee Simpson begins her slow, painful metamorphosis [...]
Puttin' the "Tail" in "Cottontail"
Tinseltown time seems to have come to a standstill in the wake of the Tom Thumb and K-Hole birthing news. Paris Hilton has stopped flashing her yams, Britney hasn't thrown little Sean out of a moving vehicle or substituted his formula with Windex, Eva Longoria hasn't spoken about . . . anything. We need to [...]
Frilly Lilly
Frankly, she looks kind of silly.
Hope for a Naked Evangeline Lilly: Lost.
Evangeline Lilly is Evangeli-cal . . . about not going nude! LOL! LOL! Ahahahahah!!!!!!! Cuz, like, like, like, evangelical! That's like her name! Ahaaaaahaha! Ahaha! Ha! Ha. Ha.
Evangeline Lilly Loses a Pair of Panties, Gains a Babysitting Job
First we're gonna make you think about Evangeline Lilly's panties. We'll wait for a minute while you ponder. Now we're going to ruin that fantasy by telling you that she may soon be betrothed to a hobbit. What, like you would have been a better choice?