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Evan Rachel Wood Says "No, Ew" to Mickey Rourke
The blood isn't even dry on the cutters' razorblades of fans mourning the untimely breakup of Gothbert Gothbert and Holita, and already the media is trying to pair off newly single Evan Rachel Wood with another. Another meaning Mickey Rourke, her costar in the upcoming movie The Wrestler. Evan, however, would like us to know [...]
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We'll Always Have the Chokesex Video
Tip a little of your absinthe out on the curb and prepare to cut "RIP ERW + MM" in your leg during art class, because our very favorite celebrity couple, Gothbert Gothbert and Holita, have called it quits. Star mag gleefully reports:
Blood is obviously thicker than water for Evan Rachel Wood. She dumped live-in boyfriend [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Oh, Behave
ï Gisele Bundchen may be costarring in the new Austin Powers movie. Terrific. What's next, Adriana Lima in Mighty Ducks V? (Daily Stab)
ï Eva Longoria and her husband want to invite Posh and Becks over for a foursome. A foursome consisting of slow and sensual games of Cootie! and Mousetrap. (Female Foist)
ï [...]
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Also tagged Bret Michaels, Britney Spears, David Beckham, Elisha Cuthbert, Eva Longoria, Gisele Bundchen, jail, John Mayer, magazines, movies, Pete Doherty, tattoos, Victoria Beckham
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Dr. Evil Descends Upon LAX
"I'm terribly sorry, sir, but you're going to have to place your hairless cat in a three ounce container inside a quart size, zip-top plastic bag just like everybody else." Gothbert Gothbert and Holita brought their May-December brand of super duper spookiness through security at LAX the other day. They removed their shoes and placed [...]
Evan Rachel Wood Travels Across the Bootyverse
CNW favorite Evan Rachel Wood has never been naked onscreen. Well, she's never been naked onscreen not covered in blood and attached, lamprey-like, to the liver lips of spoooooky beau Marilyn Manson. Until now! In her new musical film, Across the Universe, Wood plays a teenage hippie who tells her tale though the music of [...]
Bloody Chokesex: the Pinnacle of Romance
It's been a while since Gothbert Gothbert and Holita have ascended from their spoooooky love-pit of super sexy cradle-robbing passion to assert their love for one another in the press. So we were delighted to read this quote from Evan Rachel Wood in the latest issue of GQ magazine, as she explains how touching it [...]
Evan Rachel Wood and Manson's Love "Important" and "Real"; Still "Gross"
CelebNewsWire's favorite subjects (next to Clay Aiken, of course), Evan Rachel Wood and Marilyn Manson, continue to assault the media with their "making out in graveyards with a Sisters of Mercy tape blasting from Mom's Cutlass Ciera" love. Evan recently responded to Manson's estranged wife Dita Von Teese's claim that the pair were having an [...]
Marilyn Manson and Evan Rachel Wood Totally Did It
Gothbert Gothbert and Holita's "Heart Shaped Glasses" video continues to shock! And! Disgust! with its portrayal of a bird-chested middled aged doom rocker performing screechy chokesex on his barely legal thespian concubine. As it turns out, the screechy chokesex might actually be the real deal. Which means that the lovebird's private acts of love almost [...]
Making Out on a Big Pile of Blood
Gothbert Gothbert and Holita continue to take Dad's Atra razor and cut a wobbly pink swath of lovelorn angst across the inner wrist of America. Marilyn Manson's new video for "Heart-Shaped Glasses" is online, and you can watch and vicariously live out the couple's embarrassing "Bonnie and Clyde, baby, you and me against the world" [...]
Moments Before Hitting Hot Topic
Oh, hey, look who's making their love public. It's Gothbert Gothbert and Holita.