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Evan Rachel Wood Inches Closer to Dream of Dating Actual Vampire
Maybe it’s the erotic clicking of the plastic fangs or the Southern heat, or maybe it’s the romanticism of trying to take shelter from Anna Paquin’s grating fake accent, but people tend to fall in love on the set of True Blood. First Anna and costar Stephen Moyer hooked up, and now CNW’s favorite little [...]
Evan Rachel's Nipple Wood in Nude I.D. Photo
We know that you don't want to waste your whole day thinking about Chris Brown, since he is still A ASSHOLE,†so now we'll bring you something a little cheerier, a little peppier. Something with zing. That's right, nipple. We generally don't pay much attention to I.D. magazine because, frankly, it looks a little too good [...]
There Is a Bad Boo-Boo on Marilyn Manson's Heart
Emmett Kelly died long ago, but it's OK because we have Marilyn Manson, in all his water-retaining gothiness, to fill the void of the sad clown. In a new interview with Spin, the 40-year-old talks about his breakup with 20-years-younger Evan Rachel Wood, and how it was such a wicked bum-out that he totally crossed [...]
Evan Rachel Wood Draws the Line at Answering Questions
Some days we come to work and whine, "I don't wanna write about Jennifer Aniston. She's booooooring!" But you know what? We suck it up and do it anyway. You want to know why? Because it's our fucking job. So we don't feel much sympathy for actors who complain about promoting their movies. That's how [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Humpotron
Justin Timberlake dry humps Jessica Biel on the Jumbotron. Way to rub it in, dickface. (The Blemish)
Gavin Rossdale allegedly had a 5 year affair with a dude. Everything Gwen, everything Gwen? I don’t think so. (Yeeeah!)
Bonebag Lindsay Lohan goes on Ellen to discuss the finer points of chowing box. (Hollywood Grind)
Helen Mirren [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: Extra Special "All Sexy Ladies" Edition
Jessica Alba ass, all wrapped up with a bow. (IDLYITW)
Lady Gaga has tape on her nipples, so they won’t poke-her-face. ZING! (Jezebel)
Cheerleader coach Carlie Becker, who was shitcanned for posing for Playboy. Rah rah, sis boob bah. (Bitten and Bound)
Jordana Brewster in Maxim. You’ll masturbate fast and/or furiously. (Gone Hollywood)
Evan [...]
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Second Time's a Charm! A Charm of the Darkest Magick.
All right! Time to put the ole black PVC saddle on one of the apocalyptic horses of yore and ride again! Ride again into a romantic sunset, holding a black rose and a Bauhaus picture disk. That's right! Evan Rachel Wood and Marilyn Manson may be together again. Page Six hails the second coming of [...]
Evan Rachel Wood Still Thinks Mickey Rourke Is Gross
We've been down this road before. Some overzealous gossiper assumed that Evan Rachel Wood was screwing her 52-year-old The Wrestler costar Mickey Rourke because, of course, who wouldn't be able to resist his Play-Doh Fun Factory features, penchant for shiny jackets, and wispy pre-teen facial hair? And then, as now, ER denied the claims. She [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: It's Like Trying to Catch a Falling Star
ï J. Lo may sign on to star in The Heights. Which is a Broadway play, and unfortunately not the 1990s FOX series featuring the hit song "How Do You Talk to an Angel?". (Fatback)
ï He always fills his ballroom. The event is never small. The social pages say Ricky Gervais has got [...]
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Evan Rachel Wood Trades Vampire for Alien Boy
Two straight years of toggling gray-haired, droopy nuts can really wear on a girl. So after a long, lonely time filled with Marilyn Manson's toupee and absinthe, then a rumor she was doing Mickey Rourke, Evan Rachel Wood has possibly, hopefully, found a nice young man her own age: That Kid from 3rd Rock From [...]