A giant Calvin Klein billboard starring a sweaty and nearly naked Eva Mendes is stopping traffic in New York City. In the ad, the ‘Hitch’ actress is wearing a sheer bra and tugging at an equally slippery male model’s briefs.

“As much as I love advertising, it’s gonna cause an accident. It’s just right over the top,” [said a resident].

Oh, right over the top, you say? Like, for example, a nipple over the top of one’s shirt? Such a thing is a joy. Such a thing is after the cut.

This happened last night in New York at a screening of Bad Lieutenant. So if an observer thinks a photograph of Eva in her underwear will cause an accident, entire civilizations probably collapsed after Eva’s nipple honked out of her top. Just look back at history. Pompeiians didn’t get killed because of a volcano. Some dame’s hooter flew out of her toga and they all drowned in their own goof juice and that is a fact.

Kate Moss

KATE Moss had a bust-up with rocker boyfriend Jamie Hince after she was grabbed by a man in a banana hammock thong at Simon Cowell’s $1.6 million 50th birthday bash. The supermodel, who was partying hard at the champagne-soaked party near London on Saturday, was tackled by a burlesque performer flown in from New York’s The Box. A spy reports, “The man was singing Journey’s ‘Don’t Stop Believing’ and stripped down to a thong. He waded into the crowd and grabbed Kate, picked her up and started twirling her around. But as soon as he put her down, Jamie stormed over and began shouting at her.”

Maybe this bethonged man wasn’t looking to make the morning papers by playing helicopter with a famous supermodel. Maybe he just missed his trip to the gym that day and was looking for the closest thing approximating his favorite 80-pound dumbells.

But about that first part? Where Kate Moss is versatile because she can go nude? You can see that after the cut, along with some nudity from Eva Mendes and Pam Anderson. So follow us to the titties, oh faithful sheep.

These pics may be old, but you know what? You don’t care. It’s Eva Mendes topless. And Kate Moss topless. And Pam Anderson topless. So you don’t give a shit if these pics come from a new photo book by Sante D’Orazio called Barely Private like Nudography conjectures or if they’re from the private collection of Roman Polanski.

Actress Eva Mendes has been crowned the Most Desirable Woman in the world by a new online survey.

The Hitch star topped a poll of more than seven million people to walk away with the honour, beating the likes of Scarlett Johansson and Bajan beauty Rihanna, who could only manage seventh and eight place respectively.

The sexy Latina also saw off Megan Fox who last year was crowned the Sexiest Woman In The World by FHM magazine.

And Mendes is ecstatic she beat such tough competitors to be named favourite on website AskMen.com. She says, "Of all the qualities I find attractive in a man, paying me such a compliment tops my list. Thanks, guys."

Of all the qualities we at CelebNewsWire find attractive in a man, being able to make it through Nights in Rodanthe without weeping tops our list. And we're still searching for our #1. Someday our prince will come.

"A lot of it was on a road trip I took when I was younger,î Mendes said, going on to note the best sex took place in Arizona and Colorado. ìmaybe it was the clear air, or the quiet, or the endless sky,î she noted, ìwhatever it was, it was really, really good.î

And according to Mendes, the worst sex she had was in Alaska. ìIíd really like a do-over on that state,î Mendes said, before suggesting publicists at Alaska Air ìsponsor a trip for me there for that purpose.î

This kind of thing is definitely what Betsy Ross had in mind when she sewed that first flag in 1777. Looking back on her work, Ms. Ross adjusted her pince-nez and wooden teeth and traced the stars on the flag with her fingers. "This will serve as a portable bedpost upon which one can put one's notches," She noted. "The stars stand for coitus, the strips for anal. Mine eyes have seen the glory hole! Glory, glory, hole-a-screw-ya!"

Wanna see Eva naked? That's patriotic of your. Get thee to MrSkin.com.

Eva Mendes may have checked herself into rehab in January to prepare for a new movie, in which she plays a Spanish drug lord. The 30-year-old actress entered Utah's Cirque Lodge to "proactively" attend "to some personal issues", her representative explained at the time. The move shocked Hollywood, until Mendes landed a role alongside Josh Hartnett and Sir Ben Kingsley in Queen of the South, which follows her character Teresa Mendoza, who flees Mexico for Spain when her drug-runner boyfriend is murdered. Gossips are speculating she may have been researching the role in rehab – a theory backed by leading acting coach John Kirby. He tells Star magazine, "It's not unusual at all for an actor or actress to go to the extreme of checking into rehab to prepare for a character. In fact, I would encourage that for my students, because you want to fully immerse yourself in the role."

We've got to admit, at least Eva's on the right track here by actually following up the claim of research with a movie role. What killed Winona Ryder's credibility was never actually stealing shit on camera after her big designer heist. So kudos to Eva for having follow-through.


Eva shows boobs and beava at MrSkin.com.

ï Eva Mendes gets a job shilling Calvin Klein drawers! Just like Marky Mark, only with more substance abuse and less wiggerliness. Same size boobs, though. (Yeeeah!)

ï Clip of Brit's appearance on How I Met Your Mother. Talking about shopping with Doogie Howser? Ooooh, that's fabulous, girlfriend! (The Superficial)

ï Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton fighting again. Fighting over Maddens. That's kind of like arguing about which Nelson brother is cooler (the answer is Gunner, obviously). (Celebitchy)

ï Eva Longoria's wedding tattoo disappeared. Maybe she used WRECKING BALM! (Daily Stab)

ï Eliot Spitzer enjoyed Charlie Sheen's sloppy seconds. Surprisingly, we're not talking about Denise Richards. (Bitten and Bound)

ï Jennifer Aniston is a dutiful flosser; probably has no plaque buildup in her ass crack. (The Blemish)

ï Punky Brewster has another daughter and names her JAGGER. We can't wait to have babies named Staley and Weiland and Stapp. (CelebWarship)

ï Pamela Anderson's famished vagina snacks on spangled panties. (Drunken Stepfather)

ï Nicole Kidman's bodyguard goes ape crazy on a paparazzo. (Holy Taco)

Eva Mendes is out of rehab and back in Los Angeles, Life and Style can confirm.

The 33-year-old actress left Utah's Cirque Lodge rehab clinic on Feb 6 and boarded a flight to Los Angeles shortly after 9pm (pst) after spending a number of weeks in rehab.

At the time her spokesman said: "Eva has been working hard for the past year and made a positive decision to take some much needed time off to attend to some personal issues that, while not critical, she felt deserved some outside professional support."

And that empty bed may just be full o' Kirsten keister, says FemaleFirst:

Kirsten Dunst is in rehab.

The 'Spider-Man' actress – whose partying lifestyle has lead to her being nicknamed 'Kirsten Drunkst' by gossip bloggers – has reportedly checked into Utah's Cirque Lodge facility to receive help for an unknown problem.

A source inside the facility told America's Star magazine: "She desperately needed help. She seemed to be intoxicated when she checked in because she was acting really erratic. She was extremely emotional, constantly breaking down in tears.

"She not in a good place right now, but thankfully, she's getting the help she needs."

Kirsten's self-committal comes after she behaved erratically at Utah's Sundance Film Festival.

A source said: "Kirsten is on the verge of a breakdown. She came late, left early and acted erratic at all the Sundance events."

Kirsten's spokesperson denied she acted strangely at the festival saying: "Kirsten is fine."

The 25-year-old actress is a keen supporter of the campaign to get marijuana legalised in the US.

She said: "I drink moderately, I've tried drugs. I do like weed. I have a different outlook on marijuana than America does.

"I've never been a major smoker, but I think America's view on weed is ridiculous. I mean – are you kidding me? If everyone smoked weed, the world would be a better place."

Yeah, we're pretty sure Amy Winehouse has said the same thing about crack, but we're not about to listen to her advice.

We're told the "Ghost Rider" star is at the famous Cirque Lodge, near Sundance. The Lodge, which treated Lindsay Lohan and other stars, is one of the most respected treatment facilities in the country. Eva has been at Cirque for several weeks.

Her rep tells TMZ "Eva has been working hard for the past year and made a positive decision to take some much-needed time off to proactively attend to some personal issues that, while not critical, she felt deserved some outside professional support. Out of respect for Eva's privacy, we do not wish to discuss further details."

Eva doesn't really strike us as much of a party girl. We can't picture her behind the DJ booth, a jug tumbling out of her top next to Steve Aoki, nor do we envision her staying up all night in a hotel room in New Mexico with Tom Sizemore. So what is she addicted to? Pinkberry? Clarins Bronzer? Law & Order marathons on TNT? Scrabulous? We hear Eva is pretty ruthless when it comes to sniping triple word scores. Once she even put down "OS" for a mere six points, just to block the space, after a thirteen-hour all night game bender, ingesting nothing but frosting out of a can and Paris Hilton brand champagne. "Eva, don't do this to yourself. You have too much talent. Please get help," a friend pleaded on her SuperWall, while another attempted to distract her by lobbing sheep and high fiiiiiiiving her repeatedly.

Get addicted to naked Eva at MrSkin.com.

"Cameron is a big old belcher, but I can't belch. One night I had a heavy dinner, so I combated her belching with something I could do. We were in side-by-side beds, so it was her disgusting bodily function versus mine. It was an Eva-Cameron fart-belch off."

Unfortunately, Eva does not elaborate and tell us who won. And hopefully, it was not a draw. According to the Official Fart-Belch Off Rulebook, fifth edition, revised, ". . . In the instance of a tie, the first opponent to produce a gaseous eruption 'with change'; i.e. a fecal leak in the case of the flatulence opponent, and what is known colloquially as 'throwing up in [one's] mouth a little' in the case of the orally gaseous opponent, shall be declared the victor." Let's just say that after the maids had to come and take care of Eva and Cameron's hotel room, Nepal was no longer known as a peaceful land.