Tag Archives: Eva Longoria
CNW Junk Drawer: Oh, Behave
ï Gisele Bundchen may be costarring in the new Austin Powers movie. Terrific. What's next, Adriana Lima in Mighty Ducks V? (Daily Stab)
ï Eva Longoria and her husband want to invite Posh and Becks over for a foursome. A foursome consisting of slow and sensual games of Cootie! and Mousetrap. (Female Foist)
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Eva Longoria Likes Own Butt; Cannot Lie
Hey guys! Guess what? Britney Spears is posing naked in Playboy and then after that she's going to run for president and then go to the moon and then become a Franciscan nun! LOLOLOL fooled yoooou! April Fool's! Oh ho ho, such delicious folly! What a hilarious coup on our behalf! Oh lord, the chuckling! [...]
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CNW: "I Said Impeti-Go, Go"
ï Hey, Amy. Maybe you should extend that liner to cover your entire face. (Flisted)
ï Eva Mendes gets a job shilling Calvin Klein drawers! Just like Marky Mark, only with more substance abuse and less wiggerliness. Same size boobs, though. (Yeeeah!)
ï Clip of Brit's appearance on How I Met Your Mother. Talking [...]
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Celebrities Spending Writer's Strike Having Tons of Sex, Getting Knocked Up
Just like your 35-year-old spinster sister, Hollywood is baby crazy. We're beginning to think that Governor Arnold secretly passed a law that every showbiz personality must spawn by the year 2010 or be forced to spend two years working the craft services table. Jennifer Aniston better start prepping her uterus, because we hear she's a [...]
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Longoria Just Not That Into Hubby's Dongoria
A wise woman named Rose Nyland once said of her roommate Blanche's oversexed ramblings, "I've found that the more people talk about sex, the less they have it." Who, in Hollywood, talks about sex the most? Eva Longoria, of course. And who is now rumored to be a secret prude? Apparently, Mr. Longoria, Tony Parker, [...]
Eva Longoria Takes Posh Spice Dildo Shopping
If you were new to L.A. and searching for advice on where to get your bob trimmed or your labes waxed or who sells the very best Swarovski-encrusted butt plugs, surely you'd turn to Eva Longoria just like Victoria Beckham did. That Posh is a smart girl. Our gossip KY enthusiast, FemaleFirst, reports:
Eva Longoria has [...]
1 Night in Eva's Beava
For once the Unsubstantiated Rumor of the Day does not involve Jennifer Lopez's uterus OR Angelina Jolie buying more children from countries with funny names. Instead, we turn to Eva Longoria and the possibility that a sex tape involving her and husband/French dude Tony Parker exists. According to The Sun:
Rumours have been rife on the [...]
Eva Longoria Cracks Open a Warm One
We used to live to crack wise about Eva Longoria and her vibrators and her vagina tattoo. Merry were the days when we could write a post about her having sleepovers with Eva Mendes or her questioning her man's boudoir skills. Then she got married and her show got less popular and we became obsessed [...]
Eva Longoria No Longer Desperate; Now Housewife
Today, the star of waning ABC soap opera married some random athlete guy in France. These two are media masterminds because they somehow foresaw July 6, 2007 as the slowest and most boring celebrity gossip day in history, and planned accordingly. "I'll be on the cover of every magazine!" Evil Eva sneered, rubbing her hands [...]