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Eva Amurri Is Generous; Nude
Californication stars the always interesting David Duchovny, which is good. Then again, every time we hear the show mentioned, we get the Red Hot Chili Peppers stuck in our heads. That is bad. Thus, our feelings towards the show were neutral until Eva Amurri came along and captured our hearts like a plucky red-haired orphan [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Porthart, We Hardly Knew Ye
ï Natalie Portman and Devendra Banhart break up. Perhaps she woke up and realized, "I'm Natalie Portman. He's a hirsute twee gypsy who sings like a lamb with a barbed dildo up its butthole." (Celebrity Wonder)
ï Right now, Brad and Angelina's adopted kids are looking around their filthy French chateau and thinking, "Screw [...]
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Eva Amurri to Get Asexy
Susan Sarandon is a foxy old babe, right? And babes beget babes, so naturally you want to see Susan's daughter, Eva Amurri (who was really hot and badass in Saved!), doing the things that made Momma famous. Like getting all naked and lesbo with Catherine Deneuve on camera. Hey, Cathy's still really hot. Well, that [...]