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	<title>CelebNewsWire&#187; Emma Watson Archives  &#8211;  CelebNewsWire</title>
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		<title>Hermione, Her Mammary</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Jul 2009 17:28:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Inspector S. (CNW Admin)</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Remember that strange, underwear-flashing contraption of a dress Emma Watson wore to the Harry Potter premiere? Of course you remember it. It was last week. And it&#x27;s your computer wallpaper. Well, it turns out that frock was even more mindblowingly awesome than we thought it was. Why, you ask? Because, as you can see from [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/emma_watson_boob_1.jpg"><img alt="emma_watson_boob_1.jpg" src="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/import/emma_watson_boob_1-thumb.jpg" width="162" height="200" /></a>Remember that strange, underwear-flashing <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/archives/emma_watson_panties_flash_harry_potter_p_1.html" target="_blank">contraption</a> of a dress Emma Watson wore to the <em>Harry Potter</em> premiere? Of course you remember it. It was last week. And it&#x27;s your computer wallpaper. Well, it turns out that frock was even more mindblowingly awesome than we thought it was. Why, you ask? Because, as you can see from these pictures, she got it for 10% off retail price.</p>
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		<title>Harry Potter and the Half-Shown Panties</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Jul 2009 16:58:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Agent E.</dc:creator>
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Harry Potter star Emma Watson really knows how to celebrate a momentous occasion. When she turned 18, she decided to show the world her Hufflemuff, and she got so into the Hogwarts lore that she did it through striped panties to match the stripes of the Hufflepuff house scarf. So at the London premiere of [...]]]></description>
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<em>Harry Potter</em> star Emma Watson really knows how to celebrate a momentous occasion. When she turned 18, she decided to show the world <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/archives/emma_watson_upskirt_pussy_panties.html" target=" blank">her Hufflemuff</a>, and she got so into the Hogwarts lore that she did it through striped panties to match the stripes of the Hufflepuff house scarf. So at the London premiere of <em>Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince</em> last night, Emma got into the spirit again, giving us a flash of her panties. Sure, they&#x27;re very practical, not-too-sexy flesh-colored briefs, but still: panties. And you might be saying to yourself, &quot;But, CelebNewsWire, Emma arrived on the red carpet during a rain storm. It was very windy. She could not control where the wind sent her dress.&quot; &quot;But young Daniel-san,&quot; we say, &quot;look at that first pic down there. It&#x27;s as if she&#x27;s pulling her dress aside purposefully, saying &quot;Look at me, boys, I&#x27;m legal!&#x27;&quot; And who knows, if this is how she celebrates the release of a children&#x27;s movie, maybe once she&#x27;s starring in more adult fare she&#x27;ll pull out a boob Tara Reid style while signing autographs. </p>
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		<title>Accio Titty!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 May 2009 17:06:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Inspector S. (CNW Admin)</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Emma Watson is weird, because she&#x27;s so dignified and sophisticated that she can even make an accidental undie slip look classy and like something the rest of us should aspire to. She&#x27;s a master of the wand and a sultaness of spells, but try as she may, Hermione Granger was unable to keep her bra-covered [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/emma_watson_bra_slip_1.jpg"><img alt="emma_watson_bra_slip_1.jpg" src="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/import/emma_watson_bra_slip_1-thumb.jpg" width="300" height="200" /></a>Emma Watson is weird, because she&#x27;s so dignified and sophisticated that she can even make an accidental undie slip look classy and like something the rest of us should aspire to. She&#x27;s a master of the wand and a sultaness of spells, but try as she may, Hermione Granger was unable to keep her bra-covered tit from magically appearing yesterday. Which is cool, because it just so happens that my patronus is a boob. Eat that, Dementors.</p>
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		<title>Michael Jackson Converting Stash of Jesus Juice to Butterbeer</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Mar 2009 16:47:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Agent E.</dc:creator>
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We love the idea that Michael Jackson needs millions and millions of dollars to maintain his lavish lifestyle and buy lots of stuffed elephants dipped in platinum and Old Navy pajama pants. He could just sit back and watch the dollars roll in from the auction at Neverland, but, dammit, he&#x27;s a star, and people [...]]]></description>
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We love the idea that <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/michael_jackson/" target=" blank">Michael Jackson</a> needs millions and millions of dollars to maintain his lavish lifestyle and buy lots of stuffed elephants dipped in platinum and Old Navy pajama pants. He could just sit back and watch the dollars roll in from the <a href="http://gawker.com/5153883/michael-jacksons-jewel+encrusted-neverland-auction" target=" blank">auction at Neverland</a>, but, dammit, he&#x27;s a star, and people still want to see him, right? Even those little Harry Potter kids would love to see the King of Pop in concert. Reports our own personal Bubbles, <a href="http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/Michael+Jackson-25517.html" target=" blank">FemaleFirst</a>:<br />
<blockquote>Michael Jackson has invited stars of the &#x27;Harry Potter&#x27; films to the opening night of his &#x27;This Is It&#x27; shows.</p>
<p>The three main stars from the wizard franchise &#8211; Daniel Radcliffe, 19, Emma Watson, 18, and Rupert Grint, 20 &#8211; have reportedly been offered access all areas passes for the start of Michael&#x27;s &#x27;This Is It&#x27; farewell residency at London&#x27;s O2 arena on July 8.</p>
<p>A source told Britain&#x27;s The Sun newspaper: &quot;Michael is a huge fan of the &#x27;Harry Potter&#x27; books and films.</p>
<p>&quot;He was utterly enchanted by the magic of JK Rowling&#x27;s novels and owns all the movies and he has bought memorabilia for his collection.&quot;</p>
<p>Michael is said to be such a big &#x27;Harry Potter&#x27; fan he owns a first edition copy of JK Rowling&#x27;s debut novel &#x27;Harry Potter and the Philosopher&#x27;s Stone&#x27;, which is worth around &not;&pound;10,000.</p></blockquote>
<p> Michael Jackson is pretty sheltered and insulated from the goings on in the world, right? So here&#x27;s what we think happened: MJ was home one Saturday afternoon (and by home, we mean an extravagant penthouse suite in a hotel in Bahrain) when he decided to take in a little television. He happened upon ABC Family, where a Harry Potter marathon (a two-day event!) was under way. So he curled up on the couch with his Snuggie and a cup of Swiss Miss with mini marshmallows and watched the first two Harry Potter films straight through. The only problem was, Michael forgot to tune back in on Sunday, so in his mind Harry and Ron will forever be just about thirteen years old. Perrrrrfect!</p>
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		<title>Just Like Every 18-Year-Old, Emma Watson Dreams of Getting Nude for Bernardo Bertolucci</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Dec 2008 17:51:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Agent E.</dc:creator>
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Yay! Hermione Granger wants to show us her hairy pooter! Yes, we&#x27;ve seen it before, but not in front of a professional movie camera under good lighting. There is a catch though: She&#x27;ll only strip on film if Bernardo Bertolucci is directing her. IMDb reports:
Harry Potter star Emma Watson is willing to strip naked on [...]]]></description>
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Yay! Hermione Granger wants to show us her hairy pooter! Yes, we&#x27;ve <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/emma_watson/" target=" blank">seen it before</a>, but not in front of a professional movie camera under good lighting. There is a catch though: She&#x27;ll only strip on film if Bernardo Bertolucci is directing her. <a href="http://www.imdb.com/news/ni0622932/" target=" blank">IMDb</a> reports:<br />
<blockquote>Harry Potter star Emma Watson is willing to strip naked on the big screen &#8211; as long as she is directed by acclaimed Italian filmmaker Bernardo Bertolucci.</p>
<p>The young actress, who stars as Hermione Granger in the box office blockbuster franchise, is on the lookout for new movie parts.</p>
<p>And Watson would be happy to bare all on screen for any roles offered her way &#8211; but would prefer Stealing Beauty director Bertolucci to be behind the camera.</p>
<p>Asked if she would be happy to reveal all she says, &quot;Yes &#8211; for him. It depends. I&#x27;m not getting my kit off any time soon, but it is part of my job.&quot;</p></blockquote>
<p>The good news is that Bernardo has written and directed some of the most erotic moments ever caught on film; the bad news is that he&#x27;s 68 and hasn&#x27;t made a movie in five years. C&#x27;mon, Bert, we know you have to have some half-finished scripts lying around that you can dust off just for Emma. Or if not, give Larry David a call; we bet Emma would be just perfect to finally bring <em>Rochelle, Rochelle</em> to the screen. It&#x27;s only about two hops from <em>Stealing Beauty</em> to a young girl&#x27;s strange, erotic journey from Milan to Minsk.</p>
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		<title>Emma Watson Shows Her Chamber of Secrets</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Apr 2008 17:59:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Inspector S. (CNW Admin)</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When normal, mortal girls turn eighteen, they get a nice party, a cake, maybe a car if they come from wealth, and the right to vote. When celebrities turn eighteen, they get their first upskirt beaver shot. After the cut, freshly legal Emma Watson, the Hermione Granger to Daniel Radcliffe&#x27;s Harry Potter, shows some hairy [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/emma_watson_upskirt_1.jpg"><img alt="emma_watson_upskirt_1.jpg" src="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/import/emma_watson_upskirt_1-thumb.jpg" width="160" height="200" /></a>When normal, mortal girls turn eighteen, they get a nice party, a cake, maybe a car if they come from wealth, and the right to vote. When celebrities turn eighteen, they get their first upskirt beaver shot. After the cut, freshly legal <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/emma_watson/" target="_blank">Emma Watson</a>, the Hermione Granger to Daniel Radcliffe&#x27;s Harry Potter, shows some hairy pooter.</p>
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<div style="clear:both"> Merlin&#x27;s Beard! It&#x27;s as fluffy as a hippogriff!</p>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Feb 2008 17:40:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Inspector S. (CNW Admin)</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#239;  Britney Spears and Adnan Ghalib, married? Married? Yeah, married. Married? Yeah, married! Sheesh! (I Don&#x27;t Like You In That Way)
&#239;  Miley Cyrus publicly apologizes for not wearing her seat belt. No seat belt is a slippery slope that leads headlong into Crotchflashtown and San Rehabton. (IMDb)
&#239;  Emma &#34;Hermione&#34; Watson gets slimed [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/britney%20adnan.jpg"><img alt="britney adnan.jpg" src="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/import/britney%20adnan-thumb.jpg" width="133" height="200" /></a>&iuml;  Britney Spears and Adnan Ghalib, married? Married? Yeah, married. <em>Married</em>? Yeah, <em>married</em>! Sheesh! (<a href="http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2008/02/britney-spears-got-married-iii.html" target="_blank">I Don&#x27;t Like You In That Way</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/miley_cyrus/" target="_blank">Miley Cyrus</a> publicly apologizes for not wearing her seat belt. No seat belt is a slippery slope that leads headlong into Crotchflashtown and San Rehabton. (<a href="http://www.imdb.com/news/wenn/2008-02-14/#celeb1" target="_blank">IMDb</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/emma_watson/" target="_blank">Emma &quot;Hermione&quot; Watson</a> gets slimed by Kirsten Dunst&#x27;s leftovers. (<a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/article794804.ece" target="_blank">The Sun</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  Bai Ling arrested for hamburglaring some gossip rags and a pack of batteries from an airport gift shop. Maybe she wanted to power up her G-spotter to use while gazing at herself in the fashion &quot;What Were They Thinking?&quot; section. (<a href="http://www.celebitchy.com/9413/bai_ling_has_sticky_fingers_gets_arrested/" target="_blank">Celebitchy</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  Oh, shut your tamalehole, J. Lo. Nobody wants to steal your dumb old crusty old babies. (<a href="http://theblemish.com/2008/02/someone-wants-j-los-baby/" target="_blank">The Blemish</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  The Madamism of Hollywood. Waylon Flowers would be delighted. (<a href="http://cityrag.blogs.com/main/2008/02/celebrity-plast.html" target="_blank">Cityrag</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  Say what you will about Kim Kardashian, that sitter of hers is A number one. (<a href="http://www.holytaco.com/2008/02/14/kim-kardashian-has-an-enjoyable-ass/" target="_blank">HolyTaco</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/amy_winehouse/" target="_blank">Amy Winehouse</a> upgrades to Blake v. 2.0: all the creepiness none of the jail. Now with Magic-Gro Hair! (<a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2008/02/amy_winehouse_finds_a_new_unde.php" target="_blank">The Superficial</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  Aguilera debuts her infink. (<a href="http://www.dailystab.com/christina-aguilera-and-max/" target="_blank">Daily Stab</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  Kristen Bell gets rung! (<a href="http://dontlinkthis.net/archives/3162" target="_blank">Don&#x27;t Link This</a>)</p>
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		<title>CNW Junk Drawer: Here Comes Trouble</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jul 2007 17:04:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#239;  Jumping on the Harry Potter fever bandwagon! Emma Watson holds up a pair of panties that state exactly what comes out of the wearer&#x27;s anus. Helpful! (the Blemish)
&#239;  Nicole Richie&#x27;s drunk driving trial has been postponed. D.A&#x27;s office spokeswoman Jane Robison says, &#34;The trial will not happen on Wednesday. Richie&#x27;s attorney filed [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/emma_watson_panties.JPG"><img alt="emma_watson_panties.JPG" src="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/import/emma_watson_panties-thumb.JPG" width="133" height="200" /></a>&iuml;  Jumping on the Harry Potter fever bandwagon! <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/emma_watson/" target="_blank">Emma Watson</a> holds up a pair of panties that state exactly what comes out of the wearer&#x27;s anus. Helpful! (<a href="http://theblemish.com/2007/07/emma-watson-buys-panties-and-eats/" target="_blank">the Blemish</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  Nicole Richie&#x27;s drunk driving trial has been postponed. D.A&#x27;s office spokeswoman Jane Robison says, &quot;The trial will not happen on Wednesday. Richie&#x27;s attorney filed a motion&#8230; stating that their key witness, a drug expert, was unavailable for trial.&quot; The key witness is actually her fetus and will not be available for trial for six more months, when it will emerge from Nicole&#x27;s tiny womb and state, &quot;Ohhh yeah, THAT night. I was shit-wasted! Duuuude!&quot; (<a href="http://www.imdb.com/news/wenn/2007-07-11/#2" target="_blank">IMDb/WENN</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  Courtney Love gets a new man, and her fourteenth new face. (<a href="http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/13785738.html#cutid1" target="_blank">ONTD</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  Beyonce Knowles, aka <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2007/07/09/the-truth-the-ho-truth-and-nothing-but-the-truth/" target="_blank">RoboHo</a>, slipped some RoboHootage. (<a href="http://cityrag.blogs.com/main/2007/07/beyonce-nipple-.html#more" target="_blank">Cityrag</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  Sophia Bush in short shorts. That&#x27;s right, friends. BUSH IN SHORT SHORTS. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. (<a href="http://www.egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/sophia-bush/who-likes-short-shorts-sophia-bush-likes-short-shorts-and-so-do-i-on-sophia-bush-002611" target="_blank">Egotastic!</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  Denise Richards, arguably one of the world&#x27;s most desirable women, has been forced to try a <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/archives/denise_richards_uses_matchmaking_service.html" target="_blank">dating service</a>. Meanwhile, her ex-husband, he of the drug-taking and hooker-fucking and <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/archives/pills_lies_and_underaged_porn_the_richar.html" target="_blank">&quot;I hope you fucking die, bitch&quot;</a>-ing, is blissfully engaged! (<a href="http://socialitelife.com/2007/07/11/charlie_sheen_wins_the_breakup.php" target="_blank">Socialite&#x27;s Life</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  Toni Collette&#x27;s nonstop portrayal of pregnant ladies has permeated her real life. (<a href="http://www.glitteratigossip.com/glitterati/2007/07/actress-toni-co.html" target="_blank">Glitterati Gossip</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  Britney is headed for another breakdown. She strips down to her bra, dances to her own music, flirts with married man, drinks like a fish, and, craziest of all, actually wears shoes into a public restroom! (<a href="http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2007/07/britney-spears-is-a-drunken-mess.html" target="_blank">I Don&#x27;t Like You In That Way</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  Tennis pro Venus Williams <em>serves</em> up some nip. Oh ho, that&#x27;s rich! (<a href="http://www.taxidrivermovie.com/taxi/36158/venus_williams_nip_slip_1010" target="_blank">Taxi Driver</a>)</p>
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		<title>CNW Junk Drawer: &quot;I Zaid I Want to Fugh Her.&quot;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Mar 2006 17:21:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#239;  Apparently, you can steal cars and shoot heroin and get arrested 20 times a month and yet never see the inside of a jail cell. We&#x27;re totally moving to the UK. It&#x27;s like Eden, or Honah-Lee. Only with more crack.
&#239;  Speaking of drugs, Teri Hatcher admits to doing a little recreational Botox. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&iuml;  Apparently, you can <a href="http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/88322004.htm" target="_blank">steal cars and shoot heroin</a> and get arrested 20 times a month and yet never see the inside of a jail cell. We&#x27;re totally moving to the UK. It&#x27;s like Eden, or Honah-Lee. Only with more crack.</p>
<p>&iuml;  Speaking of drugs, Teri Hatcher admits to doing a little recreational <a href="http://www.ananova.com/entertainment/story/sm_1743978.html?menu=entertainment.celebrities" target="_blank">Botox</a>. Uh, no shit?</p>
<p>&iuml;  The year was 1984, and an unsullied, very young and fresh-faced Whitney Houston was given the old <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHDRY2YUIRc&#038;search=gainsbourg" target="_blank">Serge Gainsbourg</a> treatment on French television. If only she had been seduced by the wiles of a drunken, aged French lothario instead of a cracked-out faded R&amp;B loser.</p>
<p>&iuml;  Apparently, being used as Jackson Browne&#x27;s personal punching bag wasn&#x27;t enough for Daryl Hannah, and she&#x27;s <a href="http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/5756657.html#cutid1" target="_blank">now romancing</a> <a href="http://www.malestars.com/RS/rsid-704792/marker-InArticle/" target="_blank">Brad Renfro</a>, an admitted junkie about 43 years younger than her. Some people are just gluttons for punishment.</p>
<p>&iuml;  A <a href="http://www.taxidrivermovie.com/view_pictures.php?id=982" target="_blank">better shot</a> of Paris&#x27;s <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/2006/02/post_96.html" target="_blank">upskirt shot</a> from the other day. You can actually see her anus devouring her underdrawers!</p>
<p>&iuml;  Vanna White gets the ole <a href="http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/?p=882" target="_blank">Pussycat Dolls treatment</a>. And actually, she looks pretty awesome. For 73.</p>
<p>&iuml;  Some dude <a href="http://www.defamer.com/hollywood/ang-lee/ang-lees-mossontheron-action-merely-wishful-thinking-157548.php" target="_blank">puts the kibosh</a> on that whole &quot;Charlize Theron as Dusty Springfield clam-slamming Kate Moss in Ang Lee movie&quot; <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/2006/02/the_look_of_les.html" target="_blank">rumor</a>. And we hate him for it.</p>
<p>&iuml;  Young Hermione Granger mistakes <a href="http://dlisted.blogspot.com/2006/02/hermione-granger-loves-corona.html" target="_blank">Corona with lime</a> for butterbeer; gets wasted, fails OWLs, and is forced into a life of peddling her feminine wares in the shadowy recesses of Knockturn Alley.</p>
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