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Hermione, Her Mammary
Remember that strange, underwear-flashing contraption of a dress Emma Watson wore to the Harry Potter premiere? Of course you remember it. It was last week. And it's your computer wallpaper. Well, it turns out that frock was even more mindblowingly awesome than we thought it was. Why, you ask? Because, as you can see from [...]
Harry Potter and the Half-Shown Panties
Harry Potter star Emma Watson really knows how to celebrate a momentous occasion. When she turned 18, she decided to show the world her Hufflemuff, and she got so into the Hogwarts lore that she did it through striped panties to match the stripes of the Hufflepuff house scarf. So at the London premiere of [...]
Accio Titty!
Emma Watson is weird, because she's so dignified and sophisticated that she can even make an accidental undie slip look classy and like something the rest of us should aspire to. She's a master of the wand and a sultaness of spells, but try as she may, Hermione Granger was unable to keep her bra-covered [...]
Michael Jackson Converting Stash of Jesus Juice to Butterbeer
We love the idea that Michael Jackson needs millions and millions of dollars to maintain his lavish lifestyle and buy lots of stuffed elephants dipped in platinum and Old Navy pajama pants. He could just sit back and watch the dollars roll in from the auction at Neverland, but, dammit, he's a star, and people [...]
Just Like Every 18-Year-Old, Emma Watson Dreams of Getting Nude for Bernardo Bertolucci
Yay! Hermione Granger wants to show us her hairy pooter! Yes, we've seen it before, but not in front of a professional movie camera under good lighting. There is a catch though: She'll only strip on film if Bernardo Bertolucci is directing her. IMDb reports:
Harry Potter star Emma Watson is willing to strip naked on [...]
Emma Watson Shows Her Chamber of Secrets
When normal, mortal girls turn eighteen, they get a nice party, a cake, maybe a car if they come from wealth, and the right to vote. When celebrities turn eighteen, they get their first upskirt beaver shot. After the cut, freshly legal Emma Watson, the Hermione Granger to Daniel Radcliffe's Harry Potter, shows some hairy [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Stealin' Babies and Batteries
ï Britney Spears and Adnan Ghalib, married? Married? Yeah, married. Married? Yeah, married! Sheesh! (I Don't Like You In That Way)
ï Miley Cyrus publicly apologizes for not wearing her seat belt. No seat belt is a slippery slope that leads headlong into Crotchflashtown and San Rehabton. (IMDb)
ï Emma "Hermione" Watson gets slimed [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: Here Comes Trouble
ï Jumping on the Harry Potter fever bandwagon! Emma Watson holds up a pair of panties that state exactly what comes out of the wearer's anus. Helpful! (the Blemish)
ï Nicole Richie's drunk driving trial has been postponed. D.A's office spokeswoman Jane Robison says, "The trial will not happen on Wednesday. Richie's attorney filed [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: "I Zaid I Want to Fugh Her."
ï Apparently, you can steal cars and shoot heroin and get arrested 20 times a month and yet never see the inside of a jail cell. We're totally moving to the UK. It's like Eden, or Honah-Lee. Only with more crack.
ï Speaking of drugs, Teri Hatcher admits to doing a little recreational Botox. [...]
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