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CNW Junk Drawer: Ambrosio of the Gods

ï Model Alessanda Ambrosio is out Victoria's Secret undies. Yayyy! And into a bikini. Boooo. No, wait. Yay. (Egotastic!)
ï "I'm Fat Shady, yes I'm the Fat Shady, all you other Fat Shadys are just imatatin'." (Cityrag)
ï We can't improve on this original headline: 1 Hayden, 2 Cups. (Hollywood Tuna)
ï Penelope Cruz and [...]

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CNW Junk Drawer: Freakishly Huge Testicles

ï Kylie Minogue's been given the cancer all-clear. And, apparently, the all-clear to get unceremoniously dumped by that one guy who was in S.W.A.T.
ï Whoops, Eminem and Kim are NOT engaged again after all. They're married! Just funnin'.
ï Anna Paquin gets see through. But don't touch her! Or she'll suck out your [...]

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You Only Get Three Shots/Do Not Miss Your Chance to Blow (It)

According to to Entertainmentwise.com:
Rapper and friend of Eminem, Akon, might have spilled the beans about their third engagement. He said, ìEminem still loves Kim. They have one of those relationships where they are off one minute and back together the next. He canít live with her and he canít live without her. But they are [...]

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CNW Junk Drawer: Kick Off Your Sunday Shoes

ï Matthew Broderick appears to have injured himself after falling off his wife.
ï J. Lo es no preggo. "She is 100% not pregnant," says a rep, however, she is still 93% annoying.
ï Tara Reid getting cockblocked from Hyde while Paris breezes right in = funny. The fact that the hottest club catering [...]

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Well, This Should Inspire Some Interesting Lyrics

Eminem is filing for divorce from wife Kim after 82 days of wedded bliss. So, she was his wife, then his ex-wife, then his ex-ex-wife-slash-wife. Now she's his estranged ex-ex-wife, and soon she will be his ex-ex-ex-wife, AKA his ex-wife to the second power.

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Love is So Much Sweeter the Second Time Around

Awwww. Look at the photo from Enimem’s January 14th wedding to ex-wife Kim Mathers.

That soft, sweetly faraway look in her eyes just says, “I’m serenely joyous to be marrying the one and only love of my life, my lover and best friend, my childhood sweetheart and father of my child. Blessed be!”
Oh, wait a second. [...]

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CNW Junk Drawer: She's Like the Bling Through My Tree

ï Dirty Dancing's Patrick Swayze says he's experimenting with ìrap rhythms as an emotional undercurrent for ballads.î That makes sense, since rap rhythms are a feeling; a heartbeat. Guh-gung. Guh-gung.
ï Katie Holmes sez: "I won't wed 'til afterbirth!" God, that's sick! Oh, wait. That's "after birth".
ï Still married to one nonfamous guy, [...]

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CNW Junk Drawer: Canoodling and Clam-Mams

ï Christina Applegate's husband of four years, Jonathan Schaech, has filed for divorce. We looked him up on IMDb to see what he's done recently, only to find that he's been tapped to play Dalton in the sequel to Road House! Christina, are you crazy? You don't incur the wrath of James Dalton. He [...]

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CNW Junk Drawer: Sizemore Schtups for All to See

ï We've been warning you for weeks now, but the day is upon us: the ill-famed Tom Sizemore sex tape is now available for your online perusal. It's here, it's real. Live it, love it, own it.
ï Are Sienna and Jude finito for good? Reportedly, she's told him to take his little kitty [...]

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CNW Junk Drawer: A False Paris Walks Among Us

ï Christina Aguilera reaches out one manicured hand and gleefully sounds the death gong on Britney's career.
ï Choo-choo! All aboard the Breakup Train 2k5! Keira Knightley and her arm candy split, and Sadie Frost cut her pet boy loose after she was awarded $10.5 million clams in her Jude Law divorce settlement. See [...]

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