Tag Archives: Elton John
Hold Me Closer, Tipsy Drinker
The bitch is back! Elton John: gaptoothed, queeny, favors oversized novelty eyewear and wieners. Lily Allen: has third nipple, drunk, favors tit slips and Courvoisier. Put them together in the same room and it's like putting Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger in a burlap sack and then shaking it up. The pair cohosted the GQ [...]
Making You Hurl(ey)
It's nice when B-listers go all stoolie on us, describing bigger stars's shortcomings. Why not? What do they have to lose–an upcoming CSI: Cleveland guest spot? Today's tidbit comes courtesy of the underrated and charming Samaire Armstrong, describing her experience at Elton John's wedding to David Furnish:
"It was an amazing party. I sat beside Prince [...]
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Also tagged celeb engagements/weddings, celebrity bathroom habits, Elizabeth Hurley, Samaire Armstrong
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NBC Hates Knockers, Puppies
It's like NBC doesn't even want people to watch their stinky old channel. First they insist on keeping both Joey and Will and Grace on the air despite nary a laugh to be heard. Now they won't let Pamela Anderson dance around a pole while wearing pasties because it will hurt the poor little children. [...]
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Also tagged celebrity bathroom habits, David LaChapelle, Pamela Anderson, television
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Naked Ladies for Charity! Naked Ladies for Charity! Hooray!
Charity is cool. Giving is cool. Not just because such a thing offers a chance for us all to feel warm n' fuzzy and/or superior when we fork over some dough to help people, and not just because of those nifty tax deductions, but because very nice-looking famous ladies often get naked in the name [...]
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Also tagged Anne Heche, books, celebrity nudity, Elle MacPherson, Kate Moss, Kelis, Paris Hilton
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Timberlake = Elton
Justin Timberlake was delighted when he was offered the role of Elto–sorry, Sir Elton John–in a forthcoming biopic. There was just one problem–the script was all rock n' roll, sans the sex and drugs JT craves.
B-B-B-Benny On the Jets
Dirt cheap budget airline Air Tran is slapping Elton John's bloated, gap-toothed mug on the sides of 20 jets. Because nothing says "cramped, tight spaces," "huge, hard phallic object," and "irrational fear of imminent doom" quite like Elton!