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More Boring Celebrity Babies

Agent E. — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 15:26:02 +0000

The celebrity baby boom continues today with the offspring of Jude Law and Ellen Pompeo. Separately. Not together. To our knowledge, Jude Law and Ellen Pompeo did not have sex with each other and grow a baby. Sorry for the confusion. People reports on Law’s unintended spawning:

Samantha Burke, the 24-year-old aspiring actress whom Law met while filming Sherlock Holmes in New York City last year, gave birth to a 5-lb., 12-oz daughter Tuesday night.

“Samantha Burke is overwhelmed with joy at the arrival of her beautiful and healthy baby girl, Sophia,” Burke’s rep, Eileen Koch, tells PEOPLE. “The baby and mom are doing wonderful.”

And Us Weekly dishes on Ellen’s tot:

Grey’s Anatomy actress Ellen Pompeo and husband Chris Ivery have welcomed their first child, a girl, her rep tells Usmagazine.com exclusively.

“Her name is Stella Luna Pompeo Ivery,” her rep tells Us. “She was born Sept. 15 in Los Angeles.”

Sophia and Stella join Charlotte Prinze as celeb babies whose names don’t make us fear for the future of humanity. But while this is good for us, it’s kind of crappy for the kids. Without f’ed-up names, these children just might grow up normal, well-adjusted, and accepted by their peers. Kids like that don’t grow up to make tons of cash off of scandalous tell-alls. Think of the kids’ futures, people!

CNW Junk Drawer: “He’s So F–ing Rude”

Inspector S. (CNW Admin) — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 16:13:05 +0000

Kate Moss goes apeshit and throws a hissy fit at the GQ Awards. Because there’s nothing more sassy and sexy than an aging supermodel mom screaming and flinging nicotine-stained yellow spittle while stumbling around. Rawr! (Anything Hollywood)
Ellen Pompeo is busy cooking a baby in her womb. Meanwhile, Ellen Pompeo’s husband is busy porking a waitress. (Socialite’s Life)
Hailey Glassman dumps Jon Gosselin. Because she finally stopped and thought and was like, “WTF, I’m dating Jon Gosselin??? Hahahaha WOW. How the hell did that happen?” (The Superficial)
Kim Cattrall or C.C. DeVille? Kim Cattrall or C.C. DeVille? Kim Cattrall or C.C. DeVille? Kim Cattrall or C.C. DeVille? Kim Cattrall or C.C. DeVille? *brain explodes* (Yeeeah!)
Matt Damon realizes what thousands of celebrities will never know: becoming a big lazy fatass is fun. That’s why we Muggles do it all the time. (Fatback)
Red Sonja better bring in some major box office cash, because Rose McGowan gave up her elbow for the role. Literally. (IDLYITW)
Speaking of useless remakes, Angelina Jolie and Megan Fox are fighting for the role of Barbarella. Oh no, ladies, don’t fight. No, please, stop. Oh, the hair-pulling! The anguished moans! It’s too much to take. (The Blemish)
Top 10 sexiest dames from the new fall TV season. (Mr. Skin)

CNW Junk Drawer: Renee ZellWebster

Inspector S. (CNW Admin) — Thu, 07 May 2009 17:55:32 +0000

Renee Zellweger says she wants a man like a dictionary. Long and hard? Hoo ha! (FemaleFirst)
Lily Allen shittalks half of England. We’re in love. (Anything Hollywood)
Megan Fox as an awkward teen. Without the awkward part. (Cityrag)
Miss California Carrie Prejean topless pictures. She hates gays getting married, but showing boobs is a go. (Celebitchy)
Douche crown prince Pete Wentz says that Twitter is the “highest form of narcissism”. Higher than taking webcam pictures of your tattooed dick root? (Digital Spy)
Kiefer Sutherland will be charged with a misdemeanor. Misdemeanor headbutting. God. That sounds so badass. (The Blemish)
Jon and Kate plus 8 plus Jon’s 23-year-old fuckbuddy. That’s a good show. (Yeeeah!)
Ellen Pompeo his impacted feces bloating her belly. That or a baby, whatever. (Seriously? OMG! WTF?)
Celebrity gossip mags for some reason feel the need to have Kirstie Alley tell the world how ashamed she is at gaining weight. (Daily Stab)
Singer/model Cassie gets her computer hacked, nudes leaked, Twitters about it. Titters about it? Oh ho, how droll! (PopCrunch)

Pompeo and Circumstits

Inspector S. (CNW Admin) — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 17:32:59 +0000

Katie Holmes dons wide-leg pants and Barney's is sold out within the week. Katie Holmes cuts her hair into a newscaster bob, and thousands of women across this land of ours head to the Hair Cuttery and follow suit. Katie Holmes runs a marathon sweat-free and minus a bra, her Scientolotits swinging about like Stevie Wonder's head, and the rest of her peers ape her once again. Ellen Pompeo, of television's Grey's Anatomy, recently took an impromptu spin around the block in a tissue paper top, handful of keys, and your chubby 13-year-old brother's jeans. Get the look easily with the new corset top from Stella McCartney–one breast is lifted to the collarbone, while the other is crushed mercilessly down to the navel to simulate the natural running motion. Blood stains from brutalized nipples are this season's footless tights! Chafed is the new black! Looks great with your abortion pendant!