Tag Archives: Ellen Pompeo
More Boring Celebrity Babies
The celebrity baby boom continues today with the offspring of Jude Law and Ellen Pompeo. Separately. Not together. To our knowledge, Jude Law and Ellen Pompeo did not have sex with each other and grow a baby. Sorry for the confusion. People reports on Law’s unintended spawning:
Samantha Burke, the 24-year-old aspiring actress whom Law met [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: “He’s So F–ing Rude”
Kate Moss goes apeshit and throws a hissy fit at the GQ Awards. Because there’s nothing more sassy and sexy than an aging supermodel mom screaming and flinging nicotine-stained yellow spittle while stumbling around. Rawr! (Anything Hollywood)
Ellen Pompeo is busy cooking a baby in her womb. Meanwhile, Ellen Pompeo’s husband is busy porking a waitress. [...]
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Also tagged Angelina Jolie, booze, celebrity breakups, Hailey Glassman, Jon Gosselin, Kate Moss, Kim Cattrall, Matt Damon, Megan Fox, models, movies, Rose McGowan
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CNW Junk Drawer: Renee ZellWebster
Renee Zellweger says she wants a man like a dictionary. Long and hard? Hoo ha! (FemaleFirst)
Lily Allen shittalks half of England. We’re in love. (Anything Hollywood)
Megan Fox as an awkward teen. Without the awkward part. (Cityrag)
Miss California Carrie Prejean topless pictures. She hates gays getting married, but showing boobs is a go. [...]
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Also tagged Carrie Prejean, Cassie, celebrity hookups, celebrity nudity, celebrity pregnancies, Kiefer Sutherland, Kirstie Alley, Lily Allen, Megan Fox, Pete Wentz, RenÈe Zellweger, television
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Pompeo and Circumstits
Katie Holmes dons wide-leg pants and Barney's is sold out within the week. Katie Holmes cuts her hair into a newscaster bob, and thousands of women across this land of ours head to the Hair Cuttery and follow suit. Katie Holmes runs a marathon sweat-free and minus a bra, her Scientolotits swinging about like Stevie [...]