Ellen is a bright and sunshiney person and often very entertaining and funny, but how legitimate an American Idol judge can she be? She has no background in the music world. She’s no musician. She can’t sing. She doesn’t have perfect pitch or a good ear. Then again, neither does Paula Abdul, and Ellen won’t ever cause a scandal by banging all the male contestants. Diabolical, American Idol producers.

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Chat show host Ellen DeGeneres and actress Portia de Rossi were married following an intimate ceremony in the grounds of their LA home.

Fewer than 20 of the couple's family and friends gathered at sunset for the civil service ceremony but the event attracted a swarm of press anxious to get a glimpse of the lesbian couple.

As they posed for official photographers, the loved-up pair were clearly enjoying their big day.

Former comic and sitcom star DeGeneres wore a loose-fitting white chiffon shirt, white waistcoat and trousers while de Rossi wore a cream and pale pink halterneck dress by designer Zac Posen.

The couple have been dating since December 2004 and DeGeneres announced her plans to wed her lover on her chat show in May.

DeGeneres and de Rossi now live together in Beverly Hills with their four cats.

Was it really important to throw in a mention of their four cats? And if so, why stop there? Why not go on to describe the hers and hers power tools in the garage and the cabinet in the kitchen stuffed with hundreds of varieties of herbal tea?

The wonderful and hilarious Yeeeah! has more blurry pics of the lezzie ceremony.


You can spy blushing bride Portia de Rossi nude at MrSkin.com.

And believe it or not, Ellen Degeneres is also nude at MrSkin.com.

Ellen: Why do you love posing nude?

Keira: I donít know. People ask and I just say yes.

Ellen: You just say ok?

Keira: Yeah, I will learn to say no. At the moment, my friends actually have bets going on that I canít actually do a photo shoot keeping my clothes on . . . I think I find it vaguely liberating, which I hope I donít become a nudist.

Ellen: Youíre on your way.

Keira: I am, Iím on my way.

Well, seeing how Keira's in corsets in 92% of her films, it's easy to understand why she'd be so eager to let her torso fly free. Though we can't really get behind the Clockwork Orange-meets-Cabaret-meets-Taco's-version-of-"Puttin' on the Ritz" look of this cover. She's kind of reminiscent of Freddie Mercury. Only Freddie had bigger cans.

Tons of Keira kajooblies are available for your inspection at MrSkin.com.

Beloved comedienne Lucille Ball has given Oscar host Ellen DeGeneres the ultimate praise from beyond the grave – and she's uncovered one of the comedienne's explosive past life secrets.

In a seance staged by psychic to the stars Kenny Kingston after the Oscars on Sunday night, a number of dead stars reached out to their late pal – and many had nothing but high praise for the way DeGeneres hosted the Academy Awards.

Kingston says, "Lucille Ball was particularly complimentary about Ellen and told me she thought Ellen should be the permanent host of the Oscars."

But it was the bombshell that was to follow that floored Kingston, who was once hired to guide Bette Davis and Marilyn Monroe spiritually.

He adds, "I wasn't expecting it, but Lucille Ball revealed that Ellen was her own mother's mother two lifetimes ago. It seems the roles were reversed in a past life. That might explain why Ellen and her mother, Betty, who often appears on her TV show, are so close."

We're totally calling bullshit on this story. Not because we don't believe in reincarnation or communicating with the dead (in fact, we have in depth conversations with Lon Chaney Jr. most evenings), but because we assume Lucy is in Heaven. A place with no pain or suffering or boring acceptance speeches or neverending Dreamgirls medleys. Nobody watches the Oscars in Heaven; they're too busy listening to Marlon Brando tell that funny story about how cold and slippery the butter was and eating delicious no-calorie, no-fat jelly donuts.

We're sure Lucy would give Ellen's nude scenes at MrSkin.com a glowing review.

It's as if she's saying, "Look at me, world. I've got nice perky palookas. Don't you just love 'em?" Yes. Yes we do.

Egotastic has boat loads of Anne boob for your enjoyment.

And MrSkin.com has Anne and her naked boobs.